Dude gets his dick caught in Gym weights, police have to saw the weights off!

Yup I noticed that too, clearly it's all DLD's fault this guy got his cock caught in some weights.
 
do not put your weiner in a dumbbell hahaha
and the woman saying being sexy has to do with your person and not the size of your breasts....that's a lie, unless you got a skinny girl that's sexy lol
 
I was thinking of putting my cock in the hole of some weights, but the possibility of it getting stuck kept me from doing so. Never put anything on your cock that you cant cut away by yourself with a pair of scissors.
 
that lady that said "do not put your weiner in a dumbbell" looks like she was goin to say "dick" instead of "weiner", with that slight pause she made haha. i wouldnt mind throwin a "fuckin" on that sex therapist with the glasses tho....she looks like she would be a fuckin freak in the bedroom....if you look into her eyes. im sure the guys back at the old "hook and ladder" probably got a great laugh out of this crazy situation.....it couldve been worse it couldve been a guy that got it stuck, in the soloflex machine. hey "weights guy" if youre a member of MOS, i hope that you feel better and dont do this crazy ass shit ever again.
 
Benjamin Siegel;354169 said:
that lady that said "do not put your weiner in a dumbbell" looks like she was goin to say "dick" instead of "weiner", with that slight pause she made haha. i wouldnt mind throwin a "fuckin" on that sex therapist with the glasses tho....she looks like she would be a fuckin freak in the bedroom....if you look into her eyes. im sure the guys back at the old "hook and ladder" probably got a great laugh out of this crazy situation.....it couldve been worse it couldve been a guy that got it stuck, in the soloflex machine. hey "weights guy" if youre a member of MOS, i hope that you feel better and dont do this crazy ass shit ever again.
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Quick first impression is this: with advice like that-this chick'll never get laid...she didn't stike me as Mensa material afterall.
 
Hey guys. I heard about this incident as well. Didn't the doctors say that while his dick was stuck in the dumbell it swelled 5 times each orginal size. That's the part that interest me.
 
kingsnake;354175 said:
Hey guys. I heard about this incident as well. Didn't the doctors say that while his dick was stuck in the dumbell it swelled 5 times each orginal size. That's the part that interest me.
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New form of Penis Enlargement?
 
MAXAMEYES;354172 said:
Quick first impression is this: with advice like that-this chick'll never get laid...she didn't stike me as Mensa material afterall.
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hahaha yea, really.....
 
Hold on. His penis swelled 5 times the size. Even if he had a 2 inch flaccid penis he got it up to 15 inches! I'm gonna put my dumbells on my unit right now, if mine swells 5 times the size ill have about a 20 inch penis. DLD watch out! Here comes Dumbell Dick!
 
OMG they used MOS in the story!
 

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We need to hook up with this guy. I wonder if he gained with a three day hang sesh?

Ya, and 5 TIMES the size! I wonder if any of the swelling gave him permanent gains?
 
Medicating;354236 said:
Hold on. His penis swelled 5 times the size. Even if he had a 2 inch flaccid penis he got it up to 15 inches! I'm gonna put my dumbells on my unit right now, if mine swells 5 times the size ill have about a 20 inch penis. DLD watch out! Here comes Dumbell Dick!
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2 X 5 = 15....?
Do you work for the I.R.S., Congress or maybe Bernie Madoff ?
 
i just got to say wow! it took him three days to seek help LMAO..guess he didn't want to go through the embarrassment.
 
Do some of you remember the "72 hour plan" from cheekycherry forum.

Well, the secret is finally revealed. Thanx God.

I thought it was only possible to gain one inch in 3 days following this plan, but an 8 inch gain is awesome.

Gotta try it!
 
MAXAMEYES;354256 said:
Bernie Madoff
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now theres a real winner.... a few days ago they were talkin about how hes dyin now, and that they are thinkin about lettin him out of the can. i say fuck em, let him die in there. theres people sufferin in prison, for smaller crimes like drug use, and no one in the sysytem (most of the system, are a bunch of sissys) gives a shit about them. why should he get special treatment? he already had all his joy glory with his mansions and park avenue penthouses. hes the biggest white collar criminal in documented, world hirstory... hes only second to the I.R.S., yea thats right i said it haha.
 
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Biggest white collar criminal? What about the government? The SEC had multiple reports about him and did NOTHING. Now they want MORE power. They should be in jail too.
 
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