Women should carry a ruler and measuring tape at all times!

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doublelongdaddy;727625 said:
Women should carry a ruler and measuring tape at all times!

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Nothing sets the mood like your lady friend whipping out her tape measure. Lol

You: "what are you doing?"
Her: "I need to record you penis size so I can know for sure what size I want...*leans in to measure*"
 
doublelongdaddy;727142 said:
18 looks like a wad of roast beef :)

Ewww haha. Honestly I looked at different types of vaginas and I don't like them, they're ugly :/ theres like a preference I have visually but in the end it's going to be a fun time.
 
chargains;727664 said:
Nothing sets the mood like your lady friend whipping out her tape measure. Lol

You: "what are you doing?"
Her: "I need to record you penis size so I can know for sure what size I want...*leans in to measure*"
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doublelongdaddy;727625 said:
Women should carry a ruler and measuring tape at all times!

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They just need to measure their hands. Then later they can say "he was 1.5 of my hands so he was around 5", he was 2 hands so that was kinda big at 6", that guy was..." etc.

Speaking of hands I always love how I look in a woman's hands as long as they're smaller than mine. Makes me feel so much bigger.
 
doublelongdaddy;727625 said:
Women should carry a ruler and measuring tape at all times!

woman-with-measuring-tape.jpg

Yeah no kidding, mine swore up and down that I was 8 or 9 inches long, we been together for 5 years, I broke the ruler out the other night no more than 6 inches bone pressed, shes like well it feels like 8 or 9.
 
bandit2010;727726 said:
Yeah no kidding, mine swore up and down that I was 8 or 9 inches long, we been together for 5 years, I broke the ruler out the other night no more than 6 inches bone pressed, shes like well it feels like 8 or 9.

she's a keeper, lol
 
Threak-X;727693 said:

We should make a ruler with smaller inch marks :) This way when she measures a 6" dick it measures 8" :)
 
chargains;727827 said:
This made me think "why is this not already something being made" so I decided to do a quick web search and this is what I found Fish Fib - Home of the Tall Tale Tape Measure

As soon as I read DLD's post I thought about fishermen and that they HAVE to make something like that for the catch and release fisherman. You just beat me to it lol.

Great minds think alike.
 
doublelongdaddy;727794 said:
We should make a ruler with smaller inch marks :) This way when she measures a 6" dick it measures 8" :)

Just make sure she uses the metric side!
 
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quazimodo_007;727954 said:
This site has really helped me thanks. Im now 23cm x 15-17cm girth, been clamping which i learned from Redzulu and its amazing. I have gained 2cm in length and 1cm or more circumference in 2 months. My base circumference can be 7" with bathmate. I made a amateur fitness model/pt jaw literally fall open when she noticed my junk in the gym her friends have been talking about me i have 3 woman following me around the gym. Guys do PE get in shape and boost your confidence PE has changed my life

And that is what the Brotherhood is about!
 
quazimodo_007;727954 said:
I made a amateur fitness model/pt jaw literally fall open when she noticed my junk in the gym her friends have been talking about me i have 3 woman following me around the gym.

How'd you get her to notice?
 
quazimodo_007;727954 said:
This site has really helped me thanks. Im now 23cm x 15-17cm girth, been clamping which i learned from Redzulu and its amazing. I have gained 2cm in length and 1cm or more circumference in 2 months. My base circumference can be 7" with bathmate. I made a amateur fitness model/pt jaw literally fall open when she noticed my junk in the gym her friends have been talking about me i have 3 woman following me around the gym. Guys do PE get in shape and boost your confidence PE has changed my life
ayeee,thats what we do man hahaha
 
quazimodo_007;727954 said:
This site has really helped me thanks. Im now 23cm x 15-17cm girth, been clamping which i learned from Redzulu and its amazing. I have gained 2cm in length and 1cm or more circumference in 2 months. My base circumference can be 7" with bathmate. I made a amateur fitness model/pt jaw literally fall open when she noticed my junk in the gym her friends have been talking about me i have 3 woman following me around the gym. Guys do PE get in shape and boost your confidence PE has changed my life

Fuk fuck fuck want women to follow me around too :plol
 
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LONGERDICK7+;728083 said:
Fuk fuck fuck want women to follow me around too :plol

Dude i was a virgin until i was 25 when i got a greek hooker who was very cool but her english was shit hardly said anything to me until she pulled my pants down looked shocked and said biiiiiiiiiiggggg in very broken english, im nearly 40 took me a long time to be the man i am today, PE is the icing on the cake. Im reading the a few books like the Rational Male and ALL of Robert Greenes books. I think in Robert Greenes book the art of seduction he says enhance your strenghts and minimise your weaknesses. I am/was always big i just decided im giving myself 6 months of from january 15th to make my dick as big as i can with my work and gym time, after 6 months im going to maintain for the rest of my life. I can wear a extender for 4 hours maximum a day as my job is behind a bullet proof counter so i said fuck it i have an advantage over most people. Do PE,hit the gym and be the best version of yourself you can be and you will be a new person
 
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