Am thinking about getting the monkey spanker...

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DLD what's the ETA on your improved monkey spanker product? I know you were saying it would be LIVE soon and I don't want to shelve out $40-50 on the monkey spanker when it can go towards your new improved gadget. Thanks in advance.
 
So what is going to be different? same basic set-up? what more can he add?
 
8incyclops;478722 said:
So what is going to be different? same basic set-up? what more can he add?

My design only employs some of the function of the Monkey Spanker but is a completely different tool. I found that when the blood is at a certain vibrational rate it becomes very magnetic and responsive to certain stimuli. The abilities of my device will serve to eliminate discoloration and correct any discoloration the user may currently have. My device will also be used in tissue repair, accelerating the speed of healing and allowing for much more fruitful sessions. The power of the blood steam is what we do is very important and largely ignored. I have spent much time and money researching and developing my new device and I am hoping it will serve others as it has me. Aside from the penis the use of my device throughout the body is encouraged and showing other uses. The magnetics I use in my prototype are extremely powerful and I use a series of 6-8, in addition to other components (magnetic and non-magnetic.) It's charge and power is beyond belief...I can't wait to make it available at a good price. My unit is very expensive as it is only one, when production happens the price will be much lower.

The MonkeySpanker is a masturbation device that showed decent Penis Enlargement properties, my device employs some of the design and function of the MS but has many other components and it's use is very valuable in Penis Enlargement, and other, homeopathic uses.
 
My design only employs some of the function of the Monkey Spanker but is a completely different tool. I found that when the blood is at a certain vibrational rate it becomes very magnetic and responsive to certain stimuli. The abilities of my device will serve to eliminate discoloration and correct any discoloration the user may currently have. My device will also be used in tissue repair, accelerating the speed of healing and allowing for much more fruitful sessions. The power of the blood steam is what we do is very important and largely ignored. I have spent much time and money researching and developing my new device and I am hoping it will serve others as it has me. Aside from the penis the use of my device throughout the body is encouraged and showing other uses. The magnetics I use in my prototype are extremely powerful and I use a series of 6-8, in addition to other components (magnetic and non-magnetic.) It's charge and power is beyond belief...I can't wait to make it available at a good price. My unit is very expensive as it is only one, when production happens the price will be much lower.

The MonkeySpanker is a masturbation device that showed decent Penis Enlargement properties, my device employs some of the design and function of the MS but has many other components and it's use is very valuable in Penis Enlargement, and other, homeopathic uses.

Sounds great but it also sounds as if it's still got at least a couple months in mass production development. I might as well get the MS in the meantime.
 
So it uses magnets?? That is very interesting and intriguing. I too am interested in this product but may end up getting the spanker as my discolaration problems have recently gotten worse for some reason forcing me to reduce frequency of Bathmate usage. I picked up a heating pad thinking spending some time warming up with it would help the discoloration, if anything it seems to have made matters worse! Way more purple/black "freckles" appearing on the head as well as blotchy bruises on the side of the base of the shaft, which I had never gotten at all before! If I whipped this thing out in such a condition in front of a girl, she would deifnitely be wary of letting it go in her, thinking my dick had the bubonic plague or something! Fortunately these issues take only about 4 days to go away, but still, not so helpful. Maybe the spanker would help with this but I very much look forward to the new DLD product. Does it have a name yet DLD?
 
gishdu;479314 said:
So it uses magnets?? That is very interesting and intriguing. I too am interested in this product but may end up getting the spanker as my discolaration problems have recently gotten worse for some reason forcing me to reduce frequency of Bathmate usage. I picked up a heating pad thinking spending some time warming up with it would help the discoloration, if anything it seems to have made matters worse! Way more purple/black "freckles" appearing on the head as well as blotchy bruises on the side of the base of the shaft, which I had never gotten at all before! If I whipped this thing out in such a condition in front of a girl, she would deifnitely be wary of letting it go in her, thinking my dick had the bubonic plague or something! Fortunately these issues take only about 4 days to go away, but still, not so helpful. Maybe the spanker would help with this but I very much look forward to the new DLD product. Does it have a name yet DLD?



Very, very, verrrrrry powerful earth magnets. Each Magnet is an N42 rating, which is extremely powerful and their position and polarity play a major role in their effectiveness when coupled with the high vibratory rate. Even before the device is used there is a special cream that is used and a oral supplement. It is a very cool system and I will be proud when it is available. A name? Nothing yet but MOS will be in there:)
 
Sounds very very intriguing, though I must admit it also sounds kind of expensive!
 
It sounds better and better the more I hear, as long as I can afford it. It sounds soo good that NASA might use it for takeoff...
 
I just need these, now I find these things, thank you for sharing. Let me know these things.
 
ahrefony;496264 said:
I just need these, now I find these things, thank you for sharing. Let me know these things.


You can click the link for Bathmate in my signature and you can purchase the Monkey Spanker there.
 
doublelongdaddy;478739 said:
My design only employs some of the function of the Monkey Spanker but is a completely different tool. I found that when the blood is at a certain vibrational rate it becomes very magnetic and responsive to certain stimuli. The abilities of my device will serve to eliminate discoloration and correct any discoloration the user may currently have. My device will also be used in tissue repair, accelerating the speed of healing and allowing for much more fruitful sessions. The power of the blood steam is what we do is very important and largely ignored. I have spent much time and money researching and developing my new device and I am hoping it will serve others as it has me. Aside from the penis the use of my device throughout the body is encouraged and showing other uses. The magnetics I use in my prototype are extremely powerful and I use a series of 6-8, in addition to other components (magnetic and non-magnetic.) It's charge and power is beyond belief...I can't wait to make it available at a good price. My unit is very expensive as it is only one, when production happens the price will be much lower.

The MonkeySpanker is a masturbation device that showed decent Penis Enlargement properties, my device employs some of the design and function of the MS but has many other components and it's use is very valuable in Penis Enlargement, and other, homeopathic uses.

Any update on the release of this?
 
tizalee;574924 said:
Thanks for the advice. I am just gonna get one.

I think there a waste of money I bought one they do nothing for excitement and also nothing for discolouration if you haven't already bought save your $$$$ and buy something that helps with gains.
 
Damn! DLD is really having lots of things to do. I mean- the new LengthMaster, the Holy Bible of the whole Penis Enlargement (where he put in detail EVERYTHING he knows and has found about Penis Enlargement (this would probably be the BEST product on the market, and when I say best- I mean the best amongst every other product- Penis Enlargement or not)), the discoloration device, the pill supplementation formula, the Holyoke MOS homeplace, preaching around Holyoke, shooting videos and updating stuff he has missed. All I can say is- WOW! DLD is an idol and I believe that when he comes back around- it'd be with more vengance than Kingsnake's thread LMAO. Good luck DLD and I hope everything goes as planned. You have all my support!!!!! Zam :)
 
Zambrodom3;575026 said:
Damn! DLD is really having lots of things to do. I mean- the new LengthMaster, the Holy Bible of the whole Penis Enlargement (where he put in detail EVERYTHING he knows and has found about Penis Enlargement (this would probably be the BEST product on the market, and when I say best- I mean the best amongst every other product- Penis Enlargement or not)), the discoloration device, the pill supplementation formula, the Holyoke MOS homeplace, preaching around Holyoke, shooting videos and updating stuff he has missed. All I can say is- WOW! DLD is an idol and I believe that when he comes back around- it'd be with more vengance than Kingsnake's thread LMAO. Good luck DLD and I hope everything goes as planned. You have all my support!!!!! Zam :)
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