Ok, so last night I called a Hispanic chick that I met, and we ended up talking for about 3 hours off and on--she had to continuously put her kids to sleep (they were 1 and 2). And come to find out she was stripper and a sex addict. So, 80% of the time, we talked about sex. And she stated that that she didn't like anything smaller than 7inches, and that she has had 14inches (yeah right lol). And that it has to be thick. When I asked her how thick, she just said really thick. I asked her if six inches around was enough, and she told me that she was going to measure out 6 inches and fold it up. Once she was done, she told me that it was real thick, and that if I could work it, it would be perfect for her. Then she asked me my favorite positions and such, then she burst out of no where and asked me to send a picture of it via email. I did (sent my best picture), and she asked how long it was. I told her it was 8 inches (yeah I lied), and she was like "that has to be bigger." Laughing, I told her it wasn't. After that we started talking about other things, and she just blurted out many times and said "I cant stop looking at this picture." She began asking me more questions about it and complementing me. It was like her whole perception changed of length. I guess she thought that old boy's 5-8inches was a little longer than what is was. This was just short version. But next time I talk to her, I will tell the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] family.

Any questions comments, feel free to ask.
 
It is a very interesting read there. The fact that she thought she had a 14 incher. It just goes to show you that they really do not have a clue about general size and volumes. It is very easy to look at a piece of string and guess its length but when there is a girth involved it can greatly effect the way theat the length is perceived and vise versa.
 
that rightr there is the reason i get so mad at some of these post on here trying to be so suBathmateissive go all these women and worrying about how they feel and what they think other than being happy. ill be interested to see what else she has to say
 
Stumpy1--From my experience(s) dating strippers. The only men they are interested in are the Dead-Ones on the dollar-bill(s). Keep the wallet at home and see how fast she'll lose interest in you.

...and don't be a dork cover your pork -- Wrap-It Up!!!
 
Yea, I went through the stripper thing a while back. Most of them have serious issues in their head, and usually with at least a drug or two....meth seems to be a favorite for many. I agree with the "wrap it up" part too. Especially if she admits to being a sex addict. No doubt she's done some ....um, interesting things for money. They are notorious for spending half their shift at the club talking to men, weeding out the guys with some extra $$, collecting phone numbers, and turning tricks after hours.
 
True dat. I've bounced at 4 strip clubs. It's like working at a Chinese restaurant. Once you see how they make the food in the back, you don't wanna eat it any more!
 
Threak-X;296408 said:
Stumpy1--From my experience(s) dating strippers. The only men they are interested in are the Dead-Ones on the dollar-bill(s). Keep the wallet at home and see how fast she'll lose interest in you.

...and don't be a dork cover your pork -- Wrap-It Up!!!

Funny as fuck
 
Lol...thanks. I didn't catch feelings from her....I just wouldn't mind getting some free head from her lol. And she is just cool to talk too. She can rap also...
 
Stumpy1;296432 said:
Lol...thanks. I didn't catch feelings from her....I just wouldn't mind getting some free head from her lol. And she is just cool to talk too. She can rap also...
YEAH !!!
Forget the talk and get her to go down and do some Free-style Rap on your microphone (7-inch-ish)
Then throw some Feed-Back in her face to let her know how you like it.
 
Threak-X;296435 said:
YEAH !!!
Forget the talk and get her to go down and do some Free-style Rap on your microphone (7-inch-ish)
Then throw some Feed-Back in her face to let her know how you like it.

surly it should be...

Forget the talk and get her to go down and do some Free-style Rap on your microphone (7-inch-ish)
Then leave her lyricism polio stricken while ya spittin'.


keep pushing
 
Threak-X;296435 said:
YEAH !!!
Forget the talk and get her to go down and do some Free-style Rap on your microphone (7-inch-ish)
Then throw some Feed-Back in her face to let her know how you like it.

Reber187;296437 said:
surly it should be...

Forget the talk and get her to go down and do some Free-style Rap on your microphone (7-inch-ish)
Then leave her lyricism polio stricken while ya spittin'.


keep pushing

You guys are too funny.
 
I'm sorry, it's late here in the UK and I'm drinking large quantities of the finest cider so please disregard said comments. It's funny, you and I seem to be the only posters on here at the moment!
 
Yes there's so many members and it's so quiet! Alcohol is always a good idea ha ha, I'm meant to be doing student stuff but am a chronic drinker. How's the Penis Enlargement going? What methods do you use? I'm just clamping for girth now, but have new girl so am taking it a bit easy as it gives you soft erections if you make it too intense.
 
Yep, I'm just reading as much as I can on all Penis Enlargement stuff. Right now, I'm just doing the Phase one routine from the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] pay site. I haven't measured for gains yet but I started at 6.25 inches long by 5.3 in circumference.

I'm going to get the [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]ADS[/words] for length instead of stretches, I'm tired of them.
 
Good idea getting an [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]ADS[/words], I think you can get hours in that will never be possible with hands. Also you don't have to keep grabbing your dick, it saves a lot of potential injury.
 
stillwantmore2;296447 said:
"Where it's at...I got two turn tables and a microphone...." ;)

I'm not sure if I should post it....but, here it is. I hope it doesnt offend anyone or ect. Its kinda hard to read...sounded way better when she read it out.

wen i look at dat blk dick nasty thoughts run thru ma mind:senorita ven bunita lyk me is
hard 2 find,

ill hypnotize yo ass n slowly put u to sleep:want u to do anythang u can put it
in me so deep

i got da hellafied wet monkey waitin fo u to slip in:wen i get on top n ride bes
believe u gone strt trippin,

imma turn imma twist up down on ya dick:gnna have u sayin damnit
lil momma u da shyt,

ill do da splits on yo ass ma body u lustin:n dis goochie oochie pussy
constantly got u bustin,

cant believe a bitch had da nerve to ask me y i lyk dat blk dick:
lyk 50cent said babigurh shyt i got dat magic stick,

n lil daddi dont wrry bout it cus i was born to pls:i satisfy niggas easily dont gotta get
on ma knees,

but i might jus massage ya dick wid ma lips 2 get u hard: n ibet u da next day at ma do'
be sum roses n a card,

haha i kno im funni: but ill have u callin me babi sweetheart n hunni,
im da energiza bunni: go from allnight to sunni,

doggy style babi boi get it get it from da back: den ill switch n do so many
tricks up on ya lap,

can u handle dis boo dis drty talk i kno u want meh: run ma tongue below ya
waist kiss it so gently n sofely,

i put da B da A da D in da bad:baddest bitch till i die make dis
money i stack,

so on da pole pays off cus i switch em to sex moves: suckin ya neck turnin u out
dont i put u in da mood,

mayb throw u in da showa watch da wata fall down ma breast :didn i tell
u explicit kno da name cus u fuckin wid da best,

dis flawless koochi got u rollin yo eyes:
n i make it so juicy u sliden righ between dem thighs,

i wnt dat big blk D- I- C to da K:so if u good make me stutta beat it out
da frame,

tld u expierenced neva a rookie:now u kno shiat DAS DA POWER OF DIS PUSSY
 
Threak-X;296408 said:
...and don't be a dork cover your pork -- Wrap-It Up!!!

I was thinking more on this, were you talking about a CORN DOG?:)
 
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