My New girl

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ElGeorgio

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I am originally from Havana Cuba, nice, the ladies there sometimes think they are rabbits. Anyway at 55, I have just met my latest attraction, she is a lady from Budapest, she is 22 and like big black dicks. I am Black but my Dick is somewhat small by colored men standards. I am only 7.5" X 5.5". My new Lady wants me to get a bigger dick. So I am trying Penis Enlargement for the first time. I have been doing it for just over two weeks now.

My question is, Should I hang weights, if so what size? or should I pump? If so at what pressure, or should I Power Jelq? I want to gain fast results. What is the best strategy, for maximum gain in both girth and length.
 
Firstly 7.5" x 5.5" is not small by any standards. Secondly you should read up on some exersizes. Check out the newbie section. When I started I did DLD's [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]newbie routine[/words] and gained an inch in length and almost the same in girth in about 4 months. I wasn't even keeping up a dedicated routine so I know that it is possible to gain more in less time on this routine. Either way it's a great starting point. Here is a link to the routine. http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1597 . I've tried hanging and it is too painful for me as I am uncut. For me manual stretching is best but for some others on the forum hanging works really well. You just have to experiment and find what is right for you. I've never tried pumping so I can't help you there. You should also be prepared to be in this for the long haul. Gains may come fast but you have to keep up the Penis Enlargement for long amounts of time ,i.e. more than a month or two, to really cement the gains that you get. Good luck with your routine.
 
ElGeorgio said:
I want to gain fast results. What is the best strategy, for maximum gain in both girth and length.
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LOL 99% of the thousands of threads on this board basically ask the same question.
 
Well guy's, I thought I would get more useful information than I received. Thanks, TomDw, your post was most helpful, I will work at these exercises and maybe my new girl will be happy, if I can gain a couple of inches. By the way I will ask my new 22 year girl friend if I can take a picture of her. Her mother is 42, and wants me to have sex with her. What should I do?
 
ElGeorgio said:
Her mother is 42, and wants me to have sex with her. What should I do?
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Yer joking right...

Screw em both. That way when the 22 year old pisses ya off you can say you F*cked her mamma... lol
 
Yes I think that you are right, I shall take your advise my firend Kuasion 420. keep watching this area as I will try to get a picture of them both. If they will let me take one of course.
 
OK last night my new girl, went out for a walk with the dog, Her mother came in slightly inebriated, and smelling of whisky. She asked me where her daughter was, I told her she had gone for a walk. The next thing I know, her moms got my 7.5" fully erect and started blowing me. It took me bloody awful three minutes to blow my load into her throat. Then she said eat me. Well as I was going down on her, I looked at her knickers and they where all brown. Her pussy smelled like a dead cat. So I made some excuse and left her there with her legs open to the wind. I met my girl on her way back home, we had a good screw, then we went for Chinese takeaway. I had curried chicken delight, and she had meat balls and curried pigs feet
 
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"That Chinese meal was really good last night wasn't it?"
"Yeah it was. Oh, by the way, your mom gave me a blow job." rofl
What would your girlfriend say if she found out about this shit?
 
ElGeorgio said:
OK last night my new girl, went out for a walk with the dog, Her mother came in slightly inebriated, and smelling of whisky. She asked me where her daughter was, I told her she had gone for a walk. The next thing I know, her moms got my 7.5" fully erect and started blowing me. It took me bloody awful three minutes to blow my load into her throat. Then she said eat me. Well as I was going down on her, I looked at her knickers and they where all brown. Her pussy smelled like a dead cat. So I made some excuse and left her there with her legs open to the wind. I met my girl on her way back home, we had a good screw, then we went for Chinese takeaway. I had curried chicken delight, and she had meat balls and curried pigs feet
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LMFAO!

hahahah man I was beginning to miss your posts. The shit you say buddy is unreal. Like I said in the past, Im not sure whether to take you seriously or not.
 
TomdW said:
"That Chinese meal was really good last night wasn't it?"
"Yeah it was. Oh, by the way, your mom gave me a blow job." rofl
What would your girlfriend say if she found out about this shit?
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It is not my mother, its my girl friends mom, My GF would say very good son, now you have a dose of the clap.
 
kausion_420 said:
LMFAO!

hahahah man I was beginning to miss your posts. The shit you say buddy is unreal. Like I said in the past, Im not sure whether to take you seriously or not.
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One has to have a vivid imagination, or is fact? we will never know. I am so glad you enjoy my tails of old, when men where bold and women were not invented, men drilled holes in telegraph poles and fucked till thier heart was contented.
 
ElGeorgio said:
One has to have a vivid imagination, or is fact? we will never know. I am so glad you enjoy my tails of old, when men where bold and women were not invented, men drilled holes in telegraph poles and fucked till thier heart was contented.
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You are a sick sick man. I mean sick in the sense that you need some help and guidance. I do enjoy reading what you have to say. It reminds me that no matter how strange I think I am, there is always someone out there humping a telegraph pole.
 
kausion_420 said:
You are a sick sick man. I mean sick in the sense that you need some help and guidance.


Well me Mon, it takes one to know one, don't ya think?

I do enjoy reading what you have to say.


Well I must say, that cumming from you kausion, I take that as a complement. You know life has sometimes left us with lots of experiences that we would like to tell every one about, our faults and some of the circumstances that we find our selves in. We can find the right medium in which to tell our tales. Then one cums across a great site, like this one, where do not have to be embarrassed if we let a few of our more bazaar stories cum to light. I do enjoy telling of the joys and tribulations that have occurred in my life. Just like my new GF, who's name is Marchelia, her mom is Nackarme

It reminds me that no matter how strange I think I am, there is always someone out there humping a telegraph pole.

Yes indeed there is nothing so invigorating than humping a telegraph pole, it is sometimes difficult to remove the splints for the top of ya dick, and can be downright embarrassing when you have to go the doctors with a two inch wooden splint stuck in the top of ya cock. But I have found over the years that if one uses cow shit to bung into the hole, that you have just drilled into the telegraph pole, then ya ride on the cow shit ya don't get many splints at all. The only problem is trying to explain to the wife, why ya dick stinks of cow shit.
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