BRAG YOUR ASS OFF! Just be sure to thank God so you don’t become conceited.
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I used a tailor tape to measure my bent penis 2 days ago and saw a bit over 8.5 inches bone press. But I could say Jack, my erection dropped.
 
I told you so! ??

Yes you told me and I've confirmed it with the tailor tape. However, I'm still finding it very difficult to get a measurement pic. The moment I grab my phone, I no longer get 100% erection.

Some times, even when I grab the tailor tape, my erection will fade away. But if I'm just playing with my dick, I get 100% erection.
 
Yes you told me and I've confirmed it with the tailor tape. However, I'm still finding it very difficult to get a measurement pic. The moment I grab my phone, I no longer get 100% erection.

Some times, even when I grab the tailor tape, my erection will fade away. But if I'm just playing with my dick, I get 100% erection.

I love when I’m right which is most of the time LOL
 
SO, I sat down to take a dump this morning and was still half asleep...sitting down I hear this loud "sploosh" I suddenly realized it's my penis in the toilet water! Damnit I think to myself...forgot to pull it up and flop it over the edge of the toilet seat like I have to do now. Sigh maybe someday.
I know the feeling . I gotta twist mine so it won't touch the bowl and water
 
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