Well put Threak, Old Man...well put.

So puccini, ball's in your court; take up the task or sit there in your own shitpile blaming the world for not changing you.

P.S. That's one.
 
MAXAMEYES;362467 said:
Well put Threak, Old Man...well put.

So puccini, ball's in your court; take up the task or sit there in your own shitpile blaming the world for not changing you.

P.S. That's one.

I can see exatly how your mind works. Answer me yes or no. Are you perfect?
Next, answer me this. Why did you tell lies about me? If you cannot answer these questions I am done with you. Thankyou very much.

Puccini.
 
This thread looks like a load of bullshit to be honest, no offence but did he learn how to make a pussy cry? Its actually easy to do ... buy white tiger tantra [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/mosdvd.htm]DVD[/words] set and see bro.
 
Yeah I hadn't read the nonsense I was enjoying myself too well. Still though the thread made me cry I was laughing my arse off so hard. Smerc has the best avatar and his "This is how to Google" post is a gem for one of the best sarcastic remarks by anyone I have yet to see here MOS

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Maxameyes (hope I spelled that right), your giving good advice, I got your back...

As for the OP, your English is horrible so do not condemn others for theirs. 2nd, I read one paragraph of your posts combined and didn't read anymore. Stop arguing with people who are trying to give you some "tough love", the truth hurts.

Threak-x, yeah we all remember those days of being a virgin. But if your still a virgin at that age there is a reason for it, and clearly we can all see it. So if the OP wants to calm down and relax and stop taking the go around maybe we can help him out..
 
REDZULU2003;404148 said:
This thread looks like a load of bullshit to be honest, no offence but did he learn how to make a pussy cry? Its actually easy to do ... buy white tiger tantra [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/mosdvd.htm]DVD[/words] set and see bro.

lmao - that's good shit
 
Bro makin a pussy squirt is fun but not all that is cracked up to be its wet sticky and a mess. Making a girl cum hard is a much funner experience. I went through high school thinking I was average looking, Turned women were intimidated by me because they felt I was very attractive. And trust me I used to be an ugly duckling man lol. But just wait, take it slow, one night stands are fun but lame, FWB is fun and there is actually connections beside the fucking.

Take it slow and be smooth and suave, they like funny too, be doing everything to make them feel good and sexy and smart, but not so much that you come off as a creeper or sleaze. The better your swag and demeanor the more they respond to you.

Handfuls are fun, but just focus on initiating one or something and go from there. Small conversations lead to great adventures, trust me because that is how I landed a super fine vietnamese stripper as a fwb when I was living in the bay area.

Have fun with this this called life man. Don't get too worked up, oh and I had a friend who was a virgin and worried about premature ejac, just go get something called a [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]STU[/words] [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]FleshLight[/words]. It sounds ridiculous (says a man who's is pulling and tugging on his cock for it to get bigger lol) but I guess it really worked and when he had sex he lasted past the 1 minute man mark with his woman.
 
Threak-X;361908 said:
puccini--You're a 22-year old virgin and thinking way ahead of yourself. Your pick-up technique(s) will not work because the women are probably reading you as desperate. Slow it down... enjoy the process of the game.


Where are you Threak????
 
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Maxameyes that was brilliant :)

Dangerous, predatory semi sentient piece of shit :)

Puccini is mentally retarded though. What a dangerous person, a potential rapist. This post is hilarious



MAXAMEYES;361927 said:
Let's see...
1. You admit to having zero sexual experience whatsoever
2. You claim perpetual arousal without any hope of relief
3. You have never succeeded in establishing even the rudiments of a relationship

4." I wanted to have sex too and I didnt want other guys making getting them."
I'm at a complete loss on that statement.

5. You admit to desperation

6. "Sometimes women will talk to me sometimes not but I still cant get to feel their pussies."
This is sexual objectification at its most revolting. Basically, to you, a woman is not a fellow human being but an inanimate means for your own self centered gratification, no matter the damage or consequences to her.

7. "Of course I feel desperate these techniques arent working so what am I supposed to do?"
No technique in the world will compensate for a complete lack of personality, compassion or humanity. Most women you approach will most likely recognize you for the pathetic, predatory-even dangerous- piece of semi-sentient shit you seem to be.

8. Patronizing?! Hardly, if I came across that way; my mistake.

As far as you are concerned I am completely condemnatory.

I don't have to "know" you, your own postings are revelatory enough IN AND OF THEMSELVES for me to judge you. And I judge you to be a sociopath and a potential rapist.
I suggest you immediately seek intense therapy and no longer expose yourself to the public in general and any female of the human species in particular.
 
In topics like this, coming across someone quite different in a similar situation, I always like to use chessboard thinking. After using my own words, I try to think as a Devil's Advocate, in order to better understand myself and the people around me in relations to the topic at hand. From then, there can be an amicable mediation.

What we know is that [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] is not solely about enlarging the penis. [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] is about proving that truly any obstacle can be overcome when there is a need for it. We come here to band together and solve our problems. In the end, that includes coming to grips with who we are and growing from there.
That said, I'm surprised at how just about everybody posted in this one.
Where I work, we learn to cope with the frustrations of our clients instead of mirroring them. From a position of enlightenment and experience, we can more easily concentrate on the healing. I make it sound like it's a counseling center; it's actually technical support; but believe me the experience transfers.

In this situation, being a young 22-something virgin myself, it's taken a shitton of work not to go nuts over a lack of girl experience. Any older person will tell you it really doesn't matter at this age, and that you need to slow down and mature it out. But you wouldn't be able to convince a young person of that very easily when they're filled with hormones and people around them having the same experiences that they are not getting into. The media has a much louder voice, and a ton of people are nonvirgins by the end of high school, and everyone still sees it as some rite of passage.
Some people just have more control than others. I am a circle trying to understand a sphere here, I have to admit. But you're right about self-habit; being denied cool experiences is based on something a person does to be in that situation, perhaps a lack of proper mentality or because a person's thinking is on a totally different level. But among the humans who go about their normal lives with normal problems, never is it a mental choice. And it's difficult, when you cannot follow your own nature, to not be frustrated with that and express it as such. A lack of success certainly won't help in eliminating the anger. A good start, therefore, would be to advise how to change one's thinking as opposed to simply "Change your thinking".

Perhaps the words chosen by OP were hardly respectful of the rest of the community, and they provoked similar comments from the other posters. Although with many people who go through this "I have to change my thinking" process, it's very difficult when your thinking has already been founded on years and years of repeat experiences. For many people it certainly does not take much work to indulge in your sexual desires. Those who do not have that same luck will feel betrayed and hurt. It doesn't do much good to keep reminding them of that, any more than you would remind a man he has a small penis and that he should feel ashamed for being that way. Instead, there was a man who founded a site dedicated to solving that problem, and [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] was born.

AND SO...

The first step in all healing is to admit you have a problem. In this case it was, I think, a decent choice to say "I am a virgin and have sexual frustrations", which perhaps would have been better followed up with suggestions to get past it.
I may possibly be "giving into the troll" which I am hopefully not. But despite what the OP may or may not be, we need to take words at face value and be neutral in our judgments. After all, if you think this person is a creepy potential rapist now, consider the circumstances of terrible young lives that create adult rapists in the first place. Any one of us could be sexually frustrated beings simply being told from all sides to "Grow up and get over it". And a ton of us were. Those of us who still retain the memories of a troubled growth should not overshadow the steps with being overly proud of it. Otherwise we are no different from the antagonists in our own pasts.
 
MAXAMEYES;415020 said:
Holy grave-robbing Batman!
I forgot this thread even existed!

There are many on the topic:) I posted probably 10-15 threads on the Culdesak, I think Jen posted a couple too.
 
I'm bettin' puccini's coolin' his tool in a state run facility somewhere, bakin' sphincter twinkies with Big Balls Bubba and his horny band of happy campers.

If there's any balance to the world, that is.
 
MAXAMEYES;423138 said:
I'm bettin' puccini's coolin' his tool in a state run facility somewhere, bakin' sphincter twinkies with Big Balls Bubba and his horny band of happy campers.

If there's any balance to the world, that is.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is the FUNNIEST THREAD I EVER READ!!! Puccini is FUBAR MAN!! LOL!!!!
 
wow I still have my v-card and I'm still acting sane as usual and happy about life I guess for some people it's not all that cracked up to still be a virgin, oh well I hope puccini got what he wanted and made that pussy squirt assuming he didn't get tased and peppered spray while trying to attempt the act, go pucccini go
 
Hey going all out I just sat and watched the Burger King murder Ronald Mcdonald on your post over and over for like the last five minutes! LOL!!!
 
Fail thread. Someone needs to rock the bloodsport

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yeah that gif is funny as hell but yes my v-card aka virgin card still have it gonna hold on to it for a little while longer until I feel ready to use it no rush at all on my part
 
for fucc sakes puccini

its pretty obvious why this guy aint gettin any pussy
who knows he might have got some by now(highly doubt it with that adittude)
but i mean you gotta be calm with the ladies dont scare them off
if he dosent decide to change hes better of gettin a hooker to help him(the only way hes gunna get laid)

but on the topic of wanting to make pussies squirt... dont we all.
 
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Puccini is just the perfect example of the strange people out there searching the internet for odd subjects such as terms described as "pussies" and "squirting".
 
I liked to see my girls squirt because it gave me a sense of achievement and knowing her pleasure was intense. Dont know if the thread starters is the same, suppose it could be a fetish aswell!
 
this thread is cracc up!!
just take the piss out of it at puccini's expence haha.
i wonder if he actually got laid or got helped with the art of squirting?(besides the pepper spray) haha
 
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