How do I tell my roommate I PE

[qwerty2]

I have been thinking about this one for a while now. Since I've been Penis Enlargementing while living with my roommate for the past 3 months, I've been hiding the fact that I Penis Enlargement from him. He'll ask about the olive oil that I keep in the bathroom that I use for jelqing. I tell him it's for my skin (partly true). The Vaseline i use for jelqing however, I have to say it's for whacking it (again partly true, but Penis Enlargement is not masturbation, in my eyes).

Recently, I just got the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] and I'm worried he may find it. If this occurs, what should I do to tell him about Penis Enlargement? I know this is a pretty interesting topic that many people have been dealing with throughout the history of the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] boards but instead of resurrecting an old thread, input from current and active forum members would be great. I was looking for some advice from those with roommates who either know or don't know they Penis Enlargement. How do you manage to cover your tracks? Did you ever consider telling them about it? If you did tell them, how did they react?

Thanks guys. I'm considering telling him as he is a really good friend of mine for 6 years now. Let me know your thoughts

 

[DLD]

I would just tell him...what is the big deal really? He obviously masturbates, this is just a step beyond that.

 

[opa]

Well you could tell him the truth if he is a close friend of yours I guess....OR..you can tell him that you got the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] because you are worried about your low erection quality read that the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] is supposed to help in such cases.

 

[allergix]

I told my mates that my cousin was into Penis Enlargement and he gained heaps, thats why I bought Penis Enlargement stuff. That way they wont think you're an idiot for buying something that "doesn't work", and are more likely to be cool with it because someone else has had results and you're just following suit.

My mates were more interested than anything. One of them does the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]newbie routine[/words] but hasn't joined [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] yet. Others wanted to see pics of what I look like after I pump lol.
Not a chance... that'd make things a bit awkward :-/


*Edit*
I just realised I posted my secret on a forum my friends now visit...

 

[Eyeknot]

I wouldnt tell him... He will just tell others and then its going to get awkward... and if he finds ur [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words], beat his ass for going thru your shit

 

[DLD]

I wouldnt tell him... He will just tell others and then its going to get awkward... and if he finds ur [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words], beat his ass for going thru your shit

lmao!

Beat him with the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words]

 

[TheStick]

I keep my Penis Enlargement stuff in my fire safe. I'm a pretty private person though. Only tell if you're comfy with it. If you're not comfy with telling people, your cover story is believeable. It's really nobody's business but yours.

 

[qwerty2]

I wouldnt tell him... He will just tell others and then its going to get awkward... and if he finds ur [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words], beat his ass for going thru your shit

Haha! That's classic. Yeah, I think the last thing I need is for things to get awkward. I definitely think that telling him might cause that. Also, he does talk a lot and I think everyone I know within our circle would find out about it. Maybe when the word gets around that I'm packing, then I'll consider telling others...

or not!

 

[TheLoser]

Having told friends I wouldent. It left allot of jelousy when you say youve increased your penis size and then they tell other people who are jelous and in disbelief that it works. If he finds it tell him otherwise I wouldent.

 

[opa]

This thread became interessting. I can tell you people that I havent told my closest friends because I know they would tell others of their friends and then people would've laughed about it and think I was bullshitting. So in the end my only way to come clear would've been to show off the rock hard one infront of them all which isnt really my dream. I might tell them when I get a little older..2-3 years from now that means. Im still in my early 20's.

 

[Eyeknot]

lmao!

Beat him with the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words]

haha Touché

But really... He dont need to know... Its kinda like a secret thing... Its been said on here before but if he ever gets the "need to know" feeling of what Penis Enlargement is he will go searching for it... It would be better if you could get massive first b/c then if he did find it you could be like yeah look, I got a 9" dick... what you packing ?

 

[DLD]

haha Touché

You really could though, when my son gets out of line I smack him with either my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] or my [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LengthMaster[/words]

 

[Eyeknot]

You really could though, when my son gets out of line I smack him with either my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] or my [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LengthMaster[/words]

The news would have fun with that one..

"Yesterday a child was found beat to unconsciousness by his father with what seems to be a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]penis pump[/words]." - thats good shit right there

 

[qwerty2]

haha I like where this thread is going. I do agree, you need to be introduced into Penis Enlargement yourself. It's a "seek and ye shall" find thing. One day when I was a young lad of 18, I set out to find more info about Penis Enlargement and found the Cheeky Cherry forum, adopted a routine from them and gained a 1/2 inch in length. The rest was history. I eventually found this forum and have been lurking and occasionally posting ever since. It's just a weird thing to bring up to people. I've tried to bring it up some of my other friends and my brother and they laughed it off. You can't just tell people about it without them either demanding the proof or laughing at you. At least we're being proactive about your perceived "shortcomings". Haha It's just great that we can gain and be proactive in changing something in our lives that is considered unchangable. It's just sad that a majority of people won't be open to it. The only believers that I have are the girls that I slept with!

 

[Eyeknot]

Its not sad... We don't want every guy walking around with 9" dicks now do we?

 

[DLD]

The news would have fun with that one..

"Yesterday a child was found beat to unconsciousness by his father with what seems to be a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]penis pump[/words]." - thats good shit right there

lol

 

[Girth Hammer]

bring it up as a joke.We all know his next response will be "that would be cool if there is a way to do that." then drop it on him. Tell you have gained and he will want you to give him some more information on it.

He might be the next newbie on this site pretty soon.

 

[DLD]

No matter where I am or what guy it is, when I mention Penis Enlargement the first response I get EVERY TIME is "I'm all set in the penis department"...or something like that. It really makes me laugh because these same motherfuckers will join the forum like I don't know

 

[b23]

Just tell him! A lot of people know I do it! I make jokes about not stopping until I can row a boat with it and shit like that. Most people are really open minded and if you have an honest, somewhat quirky personality and laugh a lot, it is really disarming... Hell my dad was having a convo with a business partner and mentioned his hair plugs, the guy was kind of taken back by his honesty so my Dad said "Oh yeah and I do penis exercises too"... Lol. So random but effective because ultimately who cares right? I think its when we take it super seriously that it becomes awkward... Make up shit too, like-tell him you hang upside down at night from your dick while learning Latin in your sleep. That will really blow his mind

 

[DLD]

Just tell him! A lot of people know I do it! I make jokes about not stopping until I can row a boat with it and shit like that. Most people are really open minded and if you have an honest, somewhat quirky personality and laugh a lot, it is really disarming... Hell my dad was having a convo with a business partner and mentioned his hair plugs, the guy was kind of taken back by his honesty so my Dad said "Oh yeah and I do penis exercises too"... Lol. So random but effective because ultimately who cares right? I think its when we take it super seriously that it becomes awkward... Make up shit too, like-tell him you hang upside down at night from your dick while learning Latin in your sleep. That will really blow his mind

love it!

 

[higherone]

Just tell him. It's really no big deal when you think about it. It's a cross between working out (getting bigger) and jacking off, and a lot of guys do both of these things. It's about being an authentic you. It's what you do, and who gives a shit what other people think. You know it works. If he wants to try it for himself, fine. That's not the purpose of telling him though. The purpose is so you don't have sneak around your own place and worry about getting busted doing Penis Enlargement. If he's a cool friend, it won't bother him, and you should be able to trust him. If he tells anyone, just say so what, all guys jack off, this is not that different. It all is in how you explain it.

 

[spyoung]

Dude, you mentioned that the Vaseline is for wacking off. You're not concerned about your roomie knowing that, but you're concerned about him knowing about Penis Enlargement? Maybe I read your initial post wrong. I just thank God my "roomie" is my wife and she knows all about my Penis Enlargement. It turns her on when she sees me hanging the schlong.

 

[DLD]

It turns her on when she sees me hanging the schlong.

Nice

 

[REDZULU2003]

Just say that you do it for male health reasons. Its to help with circulation and keep the penis in good shape. If you like add a spin to it and mention you had some trouble and the doctor recommended it. At the end of the day if he laughs about it, just shrug it off and fuck it. Not that big a deal.

 

[higherone]

Just say that you do it for male health reasons. Its to help with circulation and keep the penis in good shape. If you like add a spin to it and mention you had some trouble and the doctor recommended it. At the end of the day if he laughs about it, just shrug it off and fuck it. Not that big a deal.

Agreed. That is what I meant by it's all in how you present it.

 

[LilT211]

Currently in college and I just told my roommate. He was cool about it and now he's on board just as well as like five of his friends. LOL. Penis Enlargement is a choice. He can take it or leave it. He'll be sorry tho when your walking around with a torpedo between your legs and he's stuck with his boogie.

 

[allergix]

Dude, you mentioned that the Vaseline is for wacking off. You're not concerned about your roomie knowing that, but you're concerned about him knowing about Penis Enlargement? Maybe I read your initial post wrong. I just thank God my "roomie" is my wife and she knows all about my Penis Enlargement. It turns her on when she sees me hanging the schlong.

jerking off is accepted now tho lol. most guys know that all guys do it
Penis Enlargement is a bit different

 

[LilT211]

Just be like there's a way to jerk off and make it bigger at the same time. Go to mattersofsize.com/forum for details lol

 

[higherone]

Did you end up telling him, qwerty?

 

[qwerty2]

I'm liking the response to the thread!
@. - I haven't brought it up to him. Ironically, in checking back with this thread earlier today, my roommate came in to our apartment when I was mid way through my Penis Enlargement session. I haven't been able to complete it since. When I was about to finish the routine, he came back with 3 friends from work, just as I was about to start it back up. Haha. I just wanted to see what people would suggest. I'm thinking I might just sit back and bring it up sometime in the future. If I get caught, I'm going to have to come clean and you guys have created some good ideas for how to break it to him. I have no shame though, I walk around in my boxers all the time, even when his girlfriend's around. I still leaning towards bringing it up. Though there is no reason to make it serious, I've just gotta bring it up to him at some random time that is appropriate. I just have had weird experiences in the past where I have brought it up and people got weirded out by it.

 

[LilT211]

Show him before and after pics and b like it works. Everyone could use another inch or two here and there. And if he doesn't buy tell him its Penis Enlargement or Die

 

[DLD]

Every guy, no matter what, wants more size. You can't force feed them NPenis Enlargement, they will find it if their mind is open.

 

[higherone]

I'm with you on that DLD. You can't force anyone to get into it. What you can do is make it easier for yourself to get Penis Enlargement in by letting your roomate in on it. You can't get busted if you're open about it. That takes a comfort level that not everyone has with Penis Enlargement. Personally I don't care if my close friends or family know, but I wouldn't want the whole world to know. Each guy has to decide for himself their comfort level with it.

 

[DLD]

I'm with you on that DLD. You can't force anyone to get into it. What you can do is make it easier for yourself to get Penis Enlargement in by letting your roomate in on it. You can't get busted if you're open about it. That takes a comfort level that not everyone has with Penis Enlargement. Personally I don't care if my close friends or family know, but I wouldn't want the whole world to know. Each guy has to decide for himself their comfort level with it.

The world knows about me and my penis and I could give 5 fucks and a piss about it.

 

[higherone]

The world knows about me and my penis and I could give 5 fucks and a piss about it.

And we are here because of that openness. Thanks DLD!

 

[DLD]

And we are here because of that openness. Thanks DLD!

Never a problem. When I got into this scene I knew someone had to do it and I guess I was the only willing...it all worked for the good

 

[LilT211]

The world knows about me and my penis and I could give 5 fucks and a piss about it.

Damn thats some funny shit LMFAO

 

[DLD]

Damn thats some funny shit LMFAO

It is true. WHen someone asks what I do for a living I am quick to say Penis Enlargement. Even if they react strange I know they will eventually become a customer

 

[higherone]

It is true. WHen someone asks what I do for a living I am quick to say Penis Enlargement. Even if they react strange I know they will eventually become a customer

That's awesome DLD. I'm like that with my family and friends but that's it. What is is surprising is how after the initial awkwardness how it has become no big deal.

 

[DLD]

That's awesome DLD. I'm like that with my family and friends but that's it. What is is surprising is how after the initial awkwardness how it has become no big deal.

I knew I had to get this message to all men who are looking to make real gains. The world was very over saturated with so many bullshit methods of Penis Enlargement and I knew if someone did not come forward this endless flow of bullshit would not stop. Yes, I did have quite a bit of adjustments in my life when I put a face to Penis Enlargement but I knew if I made this step it would bring [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] to the next level and that it did.

 

[huge-girth]

I have been thinking about this one for a while now. Since I've been Penis Enlargementing while living with my roommate for the past 3 months, I've been hiding the fact that I Penis Enlargement from him. He'll ask about the olive oil that I keep in the bathroom that I use for jelqing. I tell him it's for my skin (partly true). The Vaseline i use for jelqing however, I have to say it's for whacking it (again partly true, but Penis Enlargement is not masturbation, in my eyes).

Recently, I just got the [words=[URL="https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98"]The Official Home of Hydromax – Best Hydro Penis Pumps[/URL] ]Bathmate[/words] and I'm worried he may find it. If this occurs, what should I do to tell him about Penis Enlargement? I know this is a pretty interesting topic that many people have been dealing with throughout the history of the [words=[URL]http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words[/URL]] boards but instead of resurrecting an old thread, input from current and active forum members would be great. I was looking for some advice from those with roommates who either know or don't know they Penis Enlargement. How do you manage to cover your tracks? Did you ever consider telling them about it? If you did tell them, how did they react?

Thanks guys. I'm considering telling him as he is a really good friend of mine for 6 years now. Let me know your thoughts

Tell him brother. If you have already made gains, you can easily convince him more. Too many people believe gaining penis size can only happen through surgery (the surgeries are a mess).

 

[DLD]

Tell him brother. If you have already made gains, you can easily convince him more. Too many people believe gaining penis size can only happen through surgery (the surgeries are a mess).

It should be our duty here to bring all of our brothers together in this brotherhood. So many need the help, and if they just came here and signed up And bring two brothers with them we would grow greatly.