Drum roll rofl Okay well it didnt quite go to plan .... its ENTIRELY my fault as lastnight I SHAVED my dick and balls and guess what? it hurt like fuck and I got cut so I ended up with red cuts and marks on me ole man.
Than I dabbed aftershave on my cock lastnight and WOW :O NEVER EVER do that ... EVER I mean it felt like the skin was being torn off my penis, the pain was incredible ... makes you feel alive I can tell you..maybe found the cure for a hangover with that.
Right now the update .... she and I drove to somehwere quiet and I said to her do you wonna suck my cock ... she to me seemed abit queit and shyish about it, but yeah she wanted it ... so we drove to somehwere like a farmers field....I told her I was sore as hell and that I had shaved me ole man .... she told me I shouldnt have done this as hairs dont bother her ... but she doesnt know that I had them going up the shaft and it covered 1 inch of my top part of my cock.
I also told her that I was having a problem getting a full erection at the moment because of stress, medication and the cuts to my dick ... it was REALLY SORE ... she was VERY UNDERSTANDING and is a sweet decent woman, she said no problems at all.
I than thought ... I cant go away without her seeing something ... so I dashed out for a piss in the bush and checked the goods , they were RED AS FUCK and I had a quick wank ... to be honest she does not turn me on at all period ... I dont do chubby woman but she has a great set of tits and is a nice person so I thought balls to it plus she'll tell her better looking sluty freinds.
I than jumped back in the car and whipped me 3/4 pants down with my cock sticking out my underpants ... I was about 1/4 erect ... she seemed slightly shocked ... and said straight away your WELL ENDOWNED arent you ... I than said it isnt even erect yet, so I than started strething my cock out alittle and wanking the head ... I managed to get to a semi erection .... she seemed speechless .... I said what you think ... average, big or small .... she didnt say anything for about 10 seconds and than said ... its IMPRESSIVE .... I said it would be more impressive if I aint shaved lastnight, its normally much bigger than this.
I said to her, its best we leave it ... I said I'll drop me pants at work when we're on break sometime alone, and you can suck me than ... I wont be sore and I can get solid wood ... I said I felt silly about it all and she was VERY understanding and said you have NOTHING to be embarassed about at all and that she wouldnt tell anyone....she said she'll get the vibrater out when she gets home.
Her mate who I get on with, slim and nice tits .. not bad looking ... well she said that she will tell her mate that she sucked me off .... she wont tell her I shaved and had problems as a result getting hard .... but said on her way back driving me that she'll tell her I was 'bloody well hung'
She said to me that I had a very good length ... I was quite shocked as my length is nothing to me .. just goes to show. She didnt comment on the girth.
Apparently its either Wednesday or Thursday when she will suck me off ... should be healed by than and I plan on getting some sort of viagra to makesure I get ROCK SOLID that day and she sees the whole mother fucka in all its glory.
All in all it wasnt a negative experience ... she said I was well hung and had a very impressive cock ... she will tell her freind she sucked it and I was good.
Wait till she sees the other 2/4 of my erection :O
