weird thread i know, but i just saw Turnovers new aviator and was wondering if its possible. have to be small framed with a long dick i guess and practice alot of yoga. I tried it but cant even reach with my tongue out and im 8 inches now. it would be a pretty weird thing to experience i reckon, wonder if it could feel good??
can anyone suck on their own dick??
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I used to be able to, in around 7th-8th grade, but then I lost the flexibility. Granted, my dick got bigger naturally afterward, but still, without that flexibility, its pretty tough. My best friend whom I introduced to Penis Enlargement, can now deep throat himself. Granted, he worked his bodys joints and not his dick so much, but he said he was happy where he was cause he's already like, 8". Hell, I wish I could suck my own cock. Definitely a good way to edge, and train your body to get used to environments like that.
Joe hits on this topic pretty nice part #1
and this where he gets into autofellatio @ like 11 or 12min
Sounds like you could use a [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]power assist[/words]
And man dont eat any hot dogs they contain pig testicles
and this where he gets into autofellatio @ like 11 or 12min
dmoney101;405224 said:
Sounds like you could use a [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]power assist[/words]
And man dont eat any hot dogs they contain pig testicles
I always wondered if it was 'ok' for a straight guy to suck his own cock?
Also, if you are a vegetarian, is it okay to swallow?
Also, if you are a vegetarian, is it okay to swallow?
stillwantmore
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For me, I think of this in the same light as a monkey drinking its' own pee. Why? Plus, I can't imaging myself being better at it than my wife is.
stillwantmore
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dmoney101;405224 said:
Those may be your thoughts, but please keep in mind [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] is about Penis Enlargement. Men of all orientations come here. Not just "straight" men.
dmoney101;405224 said:
You know you would if you could. I don't see it as potentially gay in any way, its your own friggin dick, no one elses. If anything, its just masturbation.
stillwantmore
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Yea I could totally see myself doubled over, my wife walks in "wth??" "awe comon' honey...it's JUST masturbating!"
stillwantmore2;405290 said:
Just assure her that she does a much better job than you do! LOL
Turnover;405241 said:
thats some funny shit man
jekyllnhyde360
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hahahaha lol still you kill me dude!!!
wheres your will to be weird dmoney101, trying different sensations with your body is the shit. Man thats like saying you would never try putting your finger in your asshole to experience a prostate orgasm because you think its too gay, your probably singing macho macho man as i write this, but did you know macho macho man was written by the gay band the village people
And dont go saying that Im saying straight guys need to experiment with being gay, not at all, im saying its your own body you need to experiment with, play around with it, see what sensations you can get out of it.
well i tried putting my finger against my prostate when i had an orgasm, i experienced it, its not for me, but i am wise to the sensations it brings, as opposed to the person who doesnt try new things with his body and is oblvious to their sensations.
And dont go saying that Im saying straight guys need to experiment with being gay, not at all, im saying its your own body you need to experiment with, play around with it, see what sensations you can get out of it.
well i tried putting my finger against my prostate when i had an orgasm, i experienced it, its not for me, but i am wise to the sensations it brings, as opposed to the person who doesnt try new things with his body and is oblvious to their sensations.
matthew2003;405337 said:wheres your will to be weird dmoney101, trying different sensations with your body is the shit. Man thats like saying you would never try putting your finger in your asshole to experience a prostate orgasm because you think its too gay, your probably singing macho macho man as i write this, but did you know macho macho man was written by the gay band the village people
And dont go saying that Im saying straight guys need to experiment with being gay, not at all, im saying its your own body you need to experiment with, play around with it, see what sensations you can get out of it.
well i tried putting my finger against my prostate when i had an orgasm, i experienced it, its not for me, but i am wise to the sensations it brings, as opposed to the person who doesnt try new things with his body and is oblvious to their sensations.
and no...i wouldn't try that either. i couldn't bring myself to do that shit. i don't have a problem with gay guys, but that's just somethin i'd never do, just like suck my own dick. it's just weird. i'll have weird nasty sex with a girl, but not with myself lol
haha, ok, then hypothetically speaking, would you do it if it helped to increase penis size?
Being gay is not about sticking stuff up your ass or mouth, is about having feelings towards – and being attracted to – people of the same sex. Otherwise, any man who had ever had a prostate examination would have been considered gay from that moment on 
At least this is my opinion. The gay guys in the forum are free to give in their own, certified, opinions rofl.
What I mean by this is that, just because you can suck your own dick, or just because you like your girlfriend to stick her finger up your ass (or even a dildo), that doesn't make you gay.
In fact, if you look at it from a technical point of you, is having a dick in your mouth just as gay as holding a hard one in your hand and wanking it? 'cause we've all been there and done that, haven't we?
For my own part, although I admit that it does look weird, I would definitely suck myself if I had the flexibility to do it. Luckily enough, I found me a girl who excels at it, but we only see each other twice a week 
Boo hoo!
At least this is my opinion. The gay guys in the forum are free to give in their own, certified, opinions rofl.
What I mean by this is that, just because you can suck your own dick, or just because you like your girlfriend to stick her finger up your ass (or even a dildo), that doesn't make you gay.
In fact, if you look at it from a technical point of you, is having a dick in your mouth just as gay as holding a hard one in your hand and wanking it? 'cause we've all been there and done that, haven't we?
For my own part, although I admit that it does look weird, I would definitely suck myself if I had the flexibility to do it
. Luckily enough, I found me a girl who excels at it, but we only see each other twice a week Boo hoo!The way I see it is if you love your own dick, yes that makes you gay=happy.
If a woman loves her vagina that makes her gay=happy. Studies have shown most women would be classified under "bisexual" for the majority.
Everything in-between is just homophobia's ignorant sister. People who have never stopped and said "Do I love my penis today?"
Just pay attention to the streets, the angriest pissed off man is straight and BELIEVE ME-- HATES HIS DICK
That is exactly what separates "straight" men from "gay" men. Your whole post was quite intellectual.
And YES I can! It's official
If a woman loves her vagina that makes her gay=happy. Studies have shown most women would be classified under "bisexual" for the majority.
Everything in-between is just homophobia's ignorant sister. People who have never stopped and said "Do I love my penis today?"
Just pay attention to the streets, the angriest pissed off man is straight and BELIEVE ME-- HATES HIS DICK
savageblue;405353 said:
That is exactly what separates "straight" men from "gay" men. Your whole post was quite intellectual.
doublelongdaddy;405294 said:
And YES I can! It's official
Turnover;405354 said:
I didn't get it. Is my post being that intellectual a good or a bad thing? rofl
Andrew Dice Clay had a bit about dogs where he said, "If I could lick my own balls I would never leave the house!"
There's also an old clip floating around of Ron Jeremy "The Hedgehog" sucking his own dick. His belly is bigger than his dick and he could figure it out. It wasn't pretty, but the fat hairy bastard could do it.
There's also an old clip floating around of Ron Jeremy "The Hedgehog" sucking his own dick. His belly is bigger than his dick and he could figure it out. It wasn't pretty, but the fat hairy bastard could do it.
A father and son go on a fishing trip one day on a boat. The dad opens a beer to drink, and his son looking so amazed replies "Dad can I have a beer?"
The dad said "Well son can you reach the tip of your dick into your ass?"
His son says "No"
The dad answers back "Then you're not old enough to have one"
A few minutes later his dad pulls out a cigarette.
The son says "Dad can I have a drag"
His dad snorts " Can your dick touch your ass?"
The son replies once more "No"...
The dad snickers again saying "No then you're not old enough still"
Noticing his son is not having too much fun the dad decides to quit kidding around with him. Turning to tell him he can smoke and drink, turbulence in the water suBathmateerges the boat half-way over rolling closely to capsizing it shoots his dad out of the boat into octopus infested crocodile territory!
The dad screams "Son, hey give me a hand to get back in this boat"
His son replies "Can you reach your penis to your ass Dad?"
In excitement he bursts "Yes ! YES I can son, Yes"
and the son says....
"Well then.... go fuck yourself"
The dad said "Well son can you reach the tip of your dick into your ass?"
His son says "No"
The dad answers back "Then you're not old enough to have one"
A few minutes later his dad pulls out a cigarette.
The son says "Dad can I have a drag"
His dad snorts " Can your dick touch your ass?"
The son replies once more "No"...
The dad snickers again saying "No then you're not old enough still"
Noticing his son is not having too much fun the dad decides to quit kidding around with him. Turning to tell him he can smoke and drink, turbulence in the water suBathmateerges the boat half-way over rolling closely to capsizing it shoots his dad out of the boat into octopus infested crocodile territory!
The dad screams "Son, hey give me a hand to get back in this boat"
His son replies "Can you reach your penis to your ass Dad?"
In excitement he bursts "Yes ! YES I can son, Yes"
and the son says....
"Well then.... go fuck yourself"
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Oh my, this thread really got rolling.
What makes you gay? Hmmm.
I have known men that feel attracted to other men, but have never slept with one. Gay Virgins to say.
I have known men that enjoy some type of sexual relations with another man, but don't feel romantic towards them. Men who have sex with men.
I have known men that have sex with men, but have all various sorts of limitations on what they will engage in. This one I always found rather queer~~you can suck my dick, but you can't kiss me? Hmmmm
Some gay guys are pitchers only, some catchers only, some are pinch hitters. Some j/o only, some oral only, some intercourse only, some any combination of the above.
Some will engage in long term relationships, some refuse too.
I have known guys that love to hang with gay guys, or even flirt with gay guys, but nothing more than that.
Sufficed to say, if your gay, you know it, and that's what determines it at the end of the day, I am thinking.
We probably spend too much time worrying about what other people are doing with their privates, gay men being more heavily scrutinized than women, cause everyone assumes your walking around all day trying to find stuff to stick up you ass--which could not be further from the truth. Or, guys feel threatened that a gay guy might be checking them out. I am never offended when a girl checks me out, or hits on me--it's a great compliment of the effort I have put forth be as good looking as I can and as nice of a person as I can be.
This is quite a heavy subject, lol, belongs in deep thoughts.
P.S.--if anyone ever finds a copy of the gay agenda, please, please, please send me a copy, as they forgot to give me one. thanks.
What makes you gay? Hmmm.
I have known men that feel attracted to other men, but have never slept with one. Gay Virgins to say.
I have known men that enjoy some type of sexual relations with another man, but don't feel romantic towards them. Men who have sex with men.
I have known men that have sex with men, but have all various sorts of limitations on what they will engage in. This one I always found rather queer~~you can suck my dick, but you can't kiss me? Hmmmm
Some gay guys are pitchers only, some catchers only, some are pinch hitters. Some j/o only, some oral only, some intercourse only, some any combination of the above.
Some will engage in long term relationships, some refuse too.
I have known guys that love to hang with gay guys, or even flirt with gay guys, but nothing more than that.
Sufficed to say, if your gay, you know it, and that's what determines it at the end of the day, I am thinking.
We probably spend too much time worrying about what other people are doing with their privates, gay men being more heavily scrutinized than women, cause everyone assumes your walking around all day trying to find stuff to stick up you ass--which could not be further from the truth. Or, guys feel threatened that a gay guy might be checking them out. I am never offended when a girl checks me out, or hits on me--it's a great compliment of the effort I have put forth be as good looking as I can and as nice of a person as I can be.
This is quite a heavy subject, lol, belongs in deep thoughts.
P.S.--if anyone ever finds a copy of the gay agenda, please, please, please send me a copy, as they forgot to give me one. thanks.
anth1225;405438 said:
I should add to my umm 'dating' profiles: "please specify whether or not you are a vegan"
whoa, dmoney101, big change in stance from your first post, the Penis Enlargement force must be strong within you my fellow Penis Enlargement jedi
matthew2003;405448 said:whoa, dmoney101, big change in stance from your first post, the Penis Enlargement force must be strong within you my fellow Penis Enlargement jedi
i would never do it for pleasure, but say 2" in length and girth is a different story. 1 split second for a life time of triple the confidence is worth it....or $1,000,000 lol
keepingitbig
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Maybe if I stretch a little, but it ain't happening. I rather let someone else do the job.
doublelongdaddy;405478 said:
You should've asked her to do it for you, so you wouldn't hurt your back
This is funny! Tester8888, as a bi-sexual man , I appreciate your thoughtful post. I have met several gay and bisexual men in the categories that you list. Thanks for stating to our straight brothers that we are not all the same.
perform421;405515 said:This is funny! Tester8888, as a bi-sexual man , I appreciate your thoughtful post. I have met several gay and bisexual men in the categories that you list. Thanks for stating to our straight brothers that we are not all the same.
I can tell you, what is an even harder one. There is this guy at work that is getting a transgender surgery. He's on the hormones, had the breast implants, etc, etc. Every one at work always wants to ask me and the other gay guy there to help them understand it.
I am like--WTF!? They are not the same as us, and I was very upset that anyone would think so. It has been a hard battle for us to have to constantly explain to them--I don't know why this person is doing this or that, I don't understand it. Grrrr!! LOL
tester8888;405525 said:
lol, i'll never understand homosexuality just because i love pussy so much, but i do accept it. whatever makes people truly happy, i can never knock that because soooo many people are completely miserable with their lives. transgender is exceptionally weird though. gays who are still masculine but fuck other guys don't really bother me at all (except when i have to see them kiss, that makes me uncomfortable). it's the ones who feel the need to act more feminine than actual females that are strange to me. like yea, we know you're gay and it's ok, but do you really need to wear short shorts and talk with extra emphasis on the s? lol. it seems even the masculine homosexuals find this to be completely unnecessary. but yea, people are pretty ignorant. just cause you like males doesn't mean you necessarily want to be a female. you just want to be a male with a male. i enjoy lesbians so i see no problem with gays. free choice and as long as the choice equals happiness...fuck everybody else. i smoke weed like a rasta and could give a fuck what people got to say cause i couldn't be a whole lot happier (just need a shit ton of money, college tuition paid off, and the right girl that i can keep and not cheat on for absolute perfection lol). damn that was a rant, but adderall always seems to bring that out lol
dmoney101;405538 said:
Yes, most of us regular gay guys, can't stand the flaming fag gurls. I find it abhorrently embarrassing. I want a man, not a sissy. I don't want to see a gay couple making out in public any more than anyone else making out. There are certain times and places that appropriate for certain things. I am nearly spiteful when I see unnecessary egregious display of one's gayness. there's my rant. 'nuff said. LOL
YES!! Fem guys are not really attractive to me either. Not attracted to guys in drag. I like him to look and act like a man. I do like kissing a guy. It is so much more powerful and physical than women. IMHO.
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8InchMIKE
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Lol o wonder what would the world call a hermaphrodite if she decided to put her penis in her vagina ???!!! Hummm a "great" as in, gay AND straight ???
lol i'm just messing with grammar now...shit i gotta get a better life....geeeez i'm sick
lol i'm just messing with grammar now...shit i gotta get a better life....geeeez i'm sick
It would be safer to call her/him a "stray"
savageblue;405706 said:It would be safer to call her/him a "stray"
LMAO tester8888 rofl
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savageblue;405706 said:It would be safer to call her/him a "stray"
hahahahaah that's priceless right there bro lmfao
I don't care one bit what one's sexuality orientation might be...we're all "people" after all !! ( i could say Human but some of us haven't evolved yet so they are still just politicians ).
What does sexual preference have to do with anything ?? I'm straight and have mad respect for all Penis EnlargementOPLE, all kinds, genres, creed, ethnicity etc etc... I would lie if i told i never tried to suck my own dick, i have and could barely touch the tip of the glans due to my stiff lower back, i could get there if i worked on my flexibility i'm sure...and i would suck it out of curiosity.
This is not being homosexual, it's being self-curious. Personality and sometimes genetics are what would make one gay, not licking your fingers or some other body part.
Long live diversity and mutual RESPenis EnlargementCT.
Peace,
Mike