LIGHTNING;600123 said:
She wanted real thing or nothing. I am trying to get her into being a little more freakier but she has never tried these things. I am such a perv (you have to be a perv to shoot �naked people movies�). Into our first year together, i tried to get her to let Ramon from Monsters of Cock bang her so i could see her reaction but she would not let him come near her whatsoever. She thought I was trying to pimp her out when all in fact all I wanted to do was let her have some fun. I mean, shit, I love big camel toes and if she said "hey, would you want to fuck Jasmine Byrne?", I would say fuck yeah!!!

You are a pervert.
 
There are 2 ideas that I'd do if a dildo issue came up :

1. Buy a dildo that is longer than you but is .25 - .5 skinnier in girth than you. Women typically relate length with 'big' so she'll think it is bigger than you but she'll be like "Hmm the boyfriend feels better than this"
2. Buy a dildo that is just monstrous, like 12in with 7in girth LMAO and just have her have at it
 
doublelongdaddy;600180 said:
You are a pervert.

Obviously. *Ramon chasing robotic Darcy around house with strap-on asking her to strap it on and fuck him*... my life lol
 
LIGHTNING;600362 said:
Obviously. *Ramon chasing robotic Darcy around house with strap-on asking her to strap it on and fuck him*... my life lol

Funny but yeah, fucked up.
 
Well it is good at any rate:

1- Smaller to make me look big to her, so she knows I am bigger!
2- So she sees that it is my size, but it can not give her the passiona and dominance I can give her.
3- I will buy a HUGE one so she definitely doesn't like it more than me LMAO!!!!

I win in all situations LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

You might not win in all cases if you do this with many women. There are some women that will like the larger dildo than your original size. I will never buy my girl a dildo that is larger than my penis. I will even discourage her from getting a dildo.
 
You might not win in all cases if you do this with many women. There are some women that will like the larger dildo than your original size. I will never buy my girl a dildo that is larger than my penis. I will even discourage her from getting a dildo.
I agree with this.

I would not allow a dildo. Why would she even need one when she got the real one.
 
I agree with this.

I would not allow a dildo. Why would she even need one when she got the real one.

A woman that I'm having a seriius relationship with wants to get a dildo bigger than my penis, that's a big time red flag for me. I will gently walk away from the relationship.
 
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