Honestly, he makes no lyrical sense and hearing his voice is akin to getting my skin grated off with a dull cheese grater.;)
 
Well hoots to that, what a load of baloney my good sir. Absolutely spiffing old bean.
 
You must be a relative of his, because I can't understand you either. Kidding.

It's all in good taste my friend.
 
I'm sorry, it's late here in the UK and I'm drinking large quantities of the finest cider so please disregard said comments. It's funny, you and I seem to be the only posters on here at the moment!
 
Yes there's so many members and it's so quiet! Alcohol is always a good idea ha ha, I'm meant to be doing student stuff but am a chronic drinker. How's the Penis Enlargement going? What methods do you use? I'm just clamping for girth now, but have new girl so am taking it a bit easy as it gives you soft erections if you make it too intense.
 
Yep, I'm just reading as much as I can on all Penis Enlargement stuff. Right now, I'm just doing the Phase one routine from the MOS pay site. I haven't measured for gains yet but I started at 6.25 inches long by 5.3 in circumference.

I'm going to get the ADS for length instead of stretches, I'm tired of them.
 
Good idea getting an ADS, I think you can get hours in that will never be possible with hands. Also you don't have to keep grabbing your dick, it saves a lot of potential injury.
 
Yeah man, I'm just tired of stretching. I don't mind jelqing, but stretching just pisses me off.
 
stillwantmore2;296447 said:
"Where it's at...I got two turn tables and a microphone...." ;)

I'm not sure if I should post it....but, here it is. I hope it doesnt offend anyone or ect. Its kinda hard to read...sounded way better when she read it out.

wen i look at dat blk dick nasty thoughts run thru ma mind:senorita ven bunita lyk me is
hard 2 find,

ill hypnotize yo ass n slowly put u to sleep:want u to do anythang u can put it
in me so deep

i got da hellafied wet monkey waitin fo u to slip in:wen i get on top n ride bes
believe u gone strt trippin,

imma turn imma twist up down on ya dick:gnna have u sayin damnit
lil momma u da shyt,

ill do da splits on yo ass ma body u lustin:n dis goochie oochie pussy
constantly got u bustin,

cant believe a bitch had da nerve to ask me y i lyk dat blk dick:
lyk 50cent said babigurh shyt i got dat magic stick,

n lil daddi dont wrry bout it cus i was born to pls:i satisfy niggas easily dont gotta get
on ma knees,

but i might jus massage ya dick wid ma lips 2 get u hard: n ibet u da next day at ma do'
be sum roses n a card,

haha i kno im funni: but ill have u callin me babi sweetheart n hunni,
im da energiza bunni: go from allnight to sunni,

doggy style babi boi get it get it from da back: den ill switch n do so many
tricks up on ya lap,

can u handle dis boo dis drty talk i kno u want meh: run ma tongue below ya
waist kiss it so gently n sofely,

i put da B da A da D in da bad:baddest bitch till i die make dis
money i stack,

so on da pole pays off cus i switch em to sex moves: suckin ya neck turnin u out
dont i put u in da mood,

mayb throw u in da showa watch da wata fall down ma breast :didn i tell
u explicit kno da name cus u fuckin wid da best,

dis flawless koochi got u rollin yo eyes:
n i make it so juicy u sliden righ between dem thighs,

i wnt dat big blk D- I- C to da K:so if u good make me stutta beat it out
da frame,

tld u expierenced neva a rookie:now u kno shiat DAS DA POWER OF DIS PUSSY
 
Threak-X;296408 said:
...and don't be a dork cover your pork -- Wrap-It Up!!!

I was thinking more on this, were you talking about a CORN DOG?:)
 
doublelongdaddy;297526 said:
That looks delicious, do they have a 12" variety?:)
yeah ... Footlongs (King-size) and they're offered in both Original and Cut styles.
 
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