Stumpy1

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Ok, so last night I called a Hispanic chick that I met, and we ended up talking for about 3 hours off and on--she had to continuously put her kids to sleep (they were 1 and 2). And come to find out she was stripper and a sex addict. So, 80% of the time, we talked about sex. And she stated that that she didn't like anything smaller than 7inches, and that she has had 14inches (yeah right lol). And that it has to be thick. When I asked her how thick, she just said really thick. I asked her if six inches around was enough, and she told me that she was going to measure out 6 inches and fold it up. Once she was done, she told me that it was real thick, and that if I could work it, it would be perfect for her. Then she asked me my favorite positions and such, then she burst out of no where and asked me to send a picture of it via email. I did (sent my best picture), and she asked how long it was. I told her it was 8 inches (yeah I lied), and she was like "that has to be bigger." Laughing, I told her it wasn't. After that we started talking about other things, and she just blurted out many times and said "I cant stop looking at this picture." She began asking me more questions about it and complementing me. It was like her whole perception changed of length. I guess she thought that old boy's 5-8inches was a little longer than what is was. This was just short version. But next time I talk to her, I will tell the MOS family.

Any questions comments, feel free to ask.
 
It is a very interesting read there. The fact that she thought she had a 14 incher. It just goes to show you that they really do not have a clue about general size and volumes. It is very easy to look at a piece of string and guess its length but when there is a girth involved it can greatly effect the way theat the length is perceived and vise versa.
 
that rightr there is the reason i get so mad at some of these post on here trying to be so suBathmateissive go all these women and worrying about how they feel and what they think other than being happy. ill be interested to see what else she has to say
 
Stumpy1--From my experience(s) dating strippers. The only men they are interested in are the Dead-Ones on the dollar-bill(s). Keep the wallet at home and see how fast she'll lose interest in you.

...and don't be a dork cover your pork -- Wrap-It Up!!!
 
Yea, I went through the stripper thing a while back. Most of them have serious issues in their head, and usually with at least a drug or two....meth seems to be a favorite for many. I agree with the "wrap it up" part too. Especially if she admits to being a sex addict. No doubt she's done some ....um, interesting things for money. They are notorious for spending half their shift at the club talking to men, weeding out the guys with some extra $$, collecting phone numbers, and turning tricks after hours.
 
True dat. I've bounced at 4 strip clubs. It's like working at a Chinese restaurant. Once you see how they make the food in the back, you don't wanna eat it any more!
 
Threak-X;296408 said:
Stumpy1--From my experience(s) dating strippers. The only men they are interested in are the Dead-Ones on the dollar-bill(s). Keep the wallet at home and see how fast she'll lose interest in you.

...and don't be a dork cover your pork -- Wrap-It Up!!!

Funny as fuck
 
Lol...thanks. I didn't catch feelings from her....I just wouldn't mind getting some free head from her lol. And she is just cool to talk too. She can rap also...
 
Stumpy1;296432 said:
Lol...thanks. I didn't catch feelings from her....I just wouldn't mind getting some free head from her lol. And she is just cool to talk too. She can rap also...
YEAH !!!
Forget the talk and get her to go down and do some Free-style Rap on your microphone (7-inch-ish)
Then throw some Feed-Back in her face to let her know how you like it.
 
Threak-X;296435 said:
YEAH !!!
Forget the talk and get her to go down and do some Free-style Rap on your microphone (7-inch-ish)
Then throw some Feed-Back in her face to let her know how you like it.

surly it should be...

Forget the talk and get her to go down and do some Free-style Rap on your microphone (7-inch-ish)
Then leave her lyricism polio stricken while ya spittin'.


keep pushing
 
Threak-X;296435 said:
YEAH !!!
Forget the talk and get her to go down and do some Free-style Rap on your microphone (7-inch-ish)
Then throw some Feed-Back in her face to let her know how you like it.

Reber187;296437 said:
surly it should be...

Forget the talk and get her to go down and do some Free-style Rap on your microphone (7-inch-ish)
Then leave her lyricism polio stricken while ya spittin'.


keep pushing

You guys are too funny.
 
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