Yesterday I got home from work and the wife was taking a nap so I thought to myself "great time for a long girth workout". It was one of those days you're really in the mood to work out hard too. I was totally into it. Did a million jelgs of every kind while stretching and had a SERIOUS pump session at the end. All I can say is I was hanging HEAVY and LOW! I don't pump to get donuts so It wasn't that crazy, just a really really done right pump session. After I was about 7" long and 6" round, semi hard! Awesome session. I really wanted to sneak in bed and interrupt that nap. Well I went in there, she woke up and said no and I was fine with that. She wanted to go swimming by her parents which I was cool with because it was hot as FUCK all day. Plus there were some family members in from out of town. So it's like 45min later were swimming and drinking and having a good time. My wife was sitting on my lap and that was kinda gettin me going a little (which after the session was actually a lot). So I'm wearing normal swimming trunks that usually have the net in them but I cut that shit out because I hate it. Well I climb up the ladder to get out and grab some beer and I turn around to ask if anyone needs anything and fuck it happened! You know how your shorts stick completely to your body when you get out of the water? Well needless to say all 10 people seen me in all my glory. My mother in all actually went "ahhh" and covered her eyes. My brother in law started laughing and was all like "that's awesome"! I didn't even realize they saw my shit in a detailed outline. Then I looked to my wife and I knew right away. I just laughed and went back in and everyone just started making fun of my wife and joking around. All in all it was kind of embarrassing and kind of hilarious. Now I'll be known in two states for having and big cock! I think my one sister in law is now kinda jealous too, I think she a closet size queen.
Some what of an embarassing situation
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thats a great story. I ALWAYS grab my trunks on the way out and pull away from my body to get the tightness away from my body. I can so see this happening. It has to feel good that it looked like you were smuggling a babys arm in your shorts at least... lol...
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I got one kinda similar; a coupla years ago I was going to go along with an old girlfriend to....somewhere I can't remember, but we were gonna just hang & chill afterwards. She decided she wanted to drive and she'd pick me up at my place. It was hotter 'n' fuck so I took a quick shower and was just gettin' dressed when she pulled up. Now, I'd been thinkin' about her sweet li'l ass and nice honkers all shower long, between that and the heat I was hangin' fat and low, so I pulled on a pair of shorts that fit kinda snug around the legs and trotted on out my front door.
Well, I think I was as surprised as she....and her 19 year old daughter, were. By the time I got to the car they were both in tears, blushing like all hell and laughing hysterically; and all she could get out was, "Not wearing any undies today, huh?"
I was happy.
Well, I think I was as surprised as she....and her 19 year old daughter, were. By the time I got to the car they were both in tears, blushing like all hell and laughing hysterically; and all she could get out was, "Not wearing any undies today, huh?"
I was happy.
Good times, boys! Good times! Every time I've seen my sister in law or brother in law since then they've made a comment. Like we went to play put put and the girl at the counter was handing me my club and my brother in law told her I didn't need one, I brought my own.
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Alexandertg;388139 said:
No, no...I'd never do such a thing...without a camera.
This is just one of the reasons ( one of the best reasons, too!) that I gotta laff my monkey ass off when people claim Penis Enlargement is just a scam that don't work.
I say cool, more big cock moments for me to enjoy!
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When my wife and I had been newly dating...I think a year or so into our relationship, she and her mother had been drinking one night. Somehow (how DO women get to these subjects??) OUR SEX LIFE comes up and my wife apparently told her mother something like ''oh our sex is great and he's huge''. Her mother apparently inquired as to ''how huge'' and was told I have a 7'' penis and it's really thick. My mother in law replies something along the lines of ''if I had 7'' to play around with.....'' This is all according to my wife who was my girlfriend at the time. Sigh, women.
But yea, even with trunks that have that netting in them, I have gotten into the habit of pulling the trunks away quickly when getting out of a pool.
But yea, even with trunks that have that netting in them, I have gotten into the habit of pulling the trunks away quickly when getting out of a pool.
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doublelongdaddy;388187 said:
Well, he said the ladies had been drinking. Maybe they drank a bit too much and started feeling a bit more loose and unhibited about the conversation topics
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doublelongdaddy;388187 said:
Y'know, I've thought about this type of subject quite a bit, from time to time; and I really think that the reason that women can talk so freely about some of the most personal and perhaps embarrassing subjects in the world is that it's just that: talk. And that's all it'll ever be, just hot air.
Many times chicks will talk just knowing, or believing at least, that nothing will ever come from their discussions.
Men talk about things to solve problems, reach conclusions, plan actions; women just blow dead oxygen across their teeth.
In my experience men & women also behave in this divergent way too.
Guys usually have some type of final objective they work towards...women?
How many times any o' you guys ever ask a gal, "Why'd you do that?" And get, "I dunno."
Personally, I'll take "embarassed" by showing off my cock (to a gal I'd really like to poke anyways) even semi-purposefully, over something dumb I did by accident any day.
It's kind of an ego boost being somewhat famous and infamous all at the same time.
It sounds like beardick gets a kick out of it too... who wouldn't?
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savageblue;388259 said:Well, he said the ladies had been drinking. Maybe they drank a bit too much and started feeling a bit more loose and unhibited about the conversation topics
I was not directly involved in the conversation either. This was something that came up when my wife and her mother had had a few drinks and were making ''girl talk'' as they say. The story was then, later relayed to me by my wife.
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doublelongdaddy;388278 said:
Just my wife.
