shemales

When red posted about eating his own semen for the test and nutrients and whatever, I thought, "That sounds plausible," but I just couldn't do it. When the anal fingering post came up, I was like, "I wonder what that feels like?" but I didn't actually try it. I must be the straightest bisexual in the world, to be honest. It's been like 15 years since I even did anything with another dude...but honesty forces me to admit that I am not 100% straight. Probably like 99%. Flop a pussy and a dick out in front of me and I'd pick the pussy every time, tho! I love 'em! :D

I think my posts are some of the craziest, and I admit that some of it is just to get a rise out of people, but I honestly stir the shit, not to be stirring it, but to see what useful bits float to the top. For instance, your response to my comments makes me wonder...considering what you say about attraction to shemales making you gay because they have a penis, would fucking a guy who has a pussy be considered straight in your opinion? I mean, that kind of follows the logic that you are debating, doesn't it?
 
let me clarify. Watch too much regular ����, move on to harder stuff, like anal. Watch too much of that, get bored, experiment with other types of ����. Stumble upon shemale ����, watch that, like. Thats how it was for me. Don't particularly care for it anymore, guess it was just a phase.
 
Smallguy44 said:
let me clarify. Watch too much regular ����, move on to harder stuff, like anal. Watch too much of that, get bored, experiment with other types of ����. Stumble upon shemale ����, watch that, like. Thats how it was for me. Don't particularly care for it anymore, guess it was just a phase.
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You are absolutely correct Smallguy, I really only enjoy anal ���� anymore because all these chicks pussies just flap in the wind, it just doesnt look sexy to me.....Been desensitized I guess......

About the Shemale stuff......I haves a question for you guys

Is a shemale a dude that took hormones and became a woman, or is it the other way around......because I would bang the latter in the ass, but definitely not the former.....You know, because it would weird me out too much......
But I have to agree with whoever said it that wanting to have a shemale bang YOU in the ass is a homosexual thought......no doubt about it

Just like CrazyEd said though, they can blow me any time of day!!! ;)
 
It's weird, I kind of like looking at pics of shemales. For some reason I find them kind of sexy. But wouldn't actually have sex with one (and if I did there definitely would be no anal involved!!!) I'm not attracted to men in any way, shape, or form and I find women to be incredibly beautiful and sexy. I think many of us here have an obsession with dicks, and this may be a manifestation of that.

Of interest to most folks here, there is one shemale model that had enlargement surgery for girth, but not sure if she had length done. It's extremely fat, but nasty looking. I'll see if I can find it and post it here.
 
VladtheImpaler said:
About the Shemale stuff......I haves a question for you guys

Is a shemale a dude that took hormones and became a woman, or is it the other way around......because I would bang the latter in the ass, but definitely not the former.....You know, because it would weird me out too much......
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Shemales are very pretty men (usually) with feminine features who take hormones, and usually get breast implants, and grow their hair out and become "women" for the most part. For whatever the reasons they decide to keep their male genitals.
 
Yeah, well how about this one? How horny would you have to be before this pussy starts looking good? :D
 

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"Hi, guys! I'm new here on MOS. How long do you think it was take me Penis Enlargementing to go from VAGINA to 8"X6" non-bonepressed?"

:D
 
Holy crap that's weird!!! The dude looks so masculine with the tats and all. Do you think he started off as a chick, or was always just "mixed gender"?

Oh, and I think that shemale had the enhancement after she had already become mostly feminized because I remember seeing pics of her with an average sized cock. Talk about not knowing what you want.
 
If that was your girlfriend: The Pros and Cons

+ Can bait her own damn hook!
- YOU sleep in the wet spot, bitch!
+ Kills spiders and crickets herself.
- Flat as a board...and hairy! Ewww!
+ Will never ask, "Does this make my ass look fat?"
- That gruff, deep voice groaning, "Oh, yeah, fuck that pussy!" can be a mood killer!
+ Can back you up in a bar room brawl.
- She could kick your ass, too!
+ Buys her own fucking tampons.
- The muscular strength of a male PLUS pms?!? Fuck that crazy shit!
 

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Just one more. I promise! :D

If this was your best buddy. The pros and cons:

+ Less likely to fuck your wife.
- Has to pee every 20 minutes on long road trips.
+ No jealousy issues at the mens room urinal.
- Nobody wants to hear their buddy say, "Oh, shit! I just started on the rag!"
+ Got somewhere to hide your stash if the cops pull you over!
- The accidental pussy farts when spotting him at the gym are just so distracting!
+ Won't cockblock you at the club.
- YOU have to cockblock for him at the club.
+ Your best buddy has a pussy...and your not getting any at home.
- Your best buddy has a pussy...and your not getting any at home.

Okay. I'm done! :D
 
That shit is too FN funny!!! LMAO

Keep 'em coming Kong. Your posts are the best.
 
Smallguy44 said:
let me clarify. Watch too much regular ����, move on to harder stuff, like anal. Watch too much of that, get bored, experiment with other types of ����. Stumble upon shemale ����, watch that, like. Thats how it was for me. Don't particularly care for it anymore, guess it was just a phase.
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dude that had happened to me for a while, except with mature ����. like moms and boys turned me on for a while ... it was fake tho just the idea u know.... haha
 
If its a man who looks like a woman I find that sickening. Its still a man no 2 ways about it. Although on the other hand I wish my wife (a true woman) either had a huge clit , 1 to 6 inches or if she up and grew a dick, I wouldnt mind. It would be fun as long as she was a true woman, if you get what Im saying??
 
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