rasputin's dong

I always heard that the rumors about his size were not true and that he was smelly old monk with no particular endowment but could hypnotize women with his eyes,etc.

BTW, cant all you dudes tell that about half that dick is the root? If my dick got pulled out with the inner penis im sure it would look huge as well. Also you dont know if it is erect or not, it could have been erect at death and stayed that way. Not to mention it might be a fake.

Well rasputin would have loved the modern night club scene...one of the few places where you can be covered in sweat, smell like ass and Bacardi and still leave with two bitches on your arm.

I'm still saying it's fake . . . I took a look at the enlarged JPenis EnlargementG, and that looks nowhere close to other preserved body parts I've seen. There's a lot of legend about the size of history's 'bad boys,' john dillenger for one. That's interesting about his daughter, but I'm not sure how an illegitimate child would know the size of her dad's unit so many years later. That may be a human penis, as somebody pointed out with the root exposed, but it's doubtful to me that it's either Rasputin's or even that old. There are penises that size out there for sure, I just highly doubt one of them belonged to the enigmatic Rasputin. Something tells me the Imperial soldiers that were ordered to kill him probably didn't think to strip him down, cut out his junk with surgical precision, and carefully preserve it for posterity. There are also rumors he didn't die and walked across the step, became th arch bishop of the orthodox church, had psychic abilities, all kinds of bizarrness. Myth follows a character like that, and this website is prrof enough that penis size and mythology are closely linked in the public consciousness. But then again, who knows . . .

WaxN said:

What the hell are you talking about? What does the severed cock of some monk who's been dead for 87 years have to do with DLD? Or �other forum�.

Holy shit do you guys have a serious inferiority complex - yet you all claim that the bullshit starts at �other forum�. DLD would be the first to tell you that he doesn't have the biggest cock of all time, although he's shooting for the 13-inch plus.

I think you 2 have 20-inch cocks up your asses.

Have fun....I should've known what to expect from you Supra - you have been, are, and always will be fucked up.

Sincerely,
WaxN

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Cheers! Me love you long Time. Do you want a :blowjob: now or later?:D

BTW I like being fucked up, it keeps me on my toes and my dick in girls ass's :moon:

oopapercutoo said:

Ouch...I'm not going to get involved with this crap...

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Word. There's gonna be a mow-down throw-down, you fools better slow-down and put the show-down on the low-down 'fore the the shizzle done flow-down and we all get in a blow-down hoe-down...and shit. Peace out. Word. (Insert mental picture of me throwin' down signs).

P.S. Pickled dong don't mean squat to me, looks nasty..and yes it looks like half his pelvic area is in that jar.

P.S.S. Somebody read my story in the Stories forum and leave me some feedback...I spent three hours writing that sucker.

Texan said:

Word. There's gonna be a mow-down throw-down, you fools better slow-down and put the show-down on the low-down 'fore the the shizzle done flow-down and we all get in a blow-down hoe-down...and shit. Peace out. Word. (Insert mental picture of me throwin' down signs).

P.S. Pickled dong don't mean squat to me, looks nasty..and yes it looks like half his pelvic area is in that jar.

P.S.S. Somebody read my story in the Stories forum and leave me some feedback...I spent three hours writing that sucker.

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PS. Texans Rule!

Supra said:

PS. Texans Rule!

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Hell yeah!

Texan said:

Hell yeah!

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God Bless Texas with His own hand, brought down angels from the promise land.....sing it Tex!!

I am a bit confused on something here. Raspputin, is this the same fellow known as Pall who said he was going to donate his penis to the Phalic Museum? I saw a HBO special last night that featured an older gentleman names Pall Arason, is this one of the same or a different fellow?

Please keep this thread in Deep Thoughts.

Thank You–

DLD

doublelongdaddy said:

I am a bit confused on something here. Raspputin, is this the same fellow known as Pall who said he was going to donate his penis to the Phalic Museum? I saw a HBO special last night that featured an older gentleman names Pall Arason, is this one of the same or a different fellow?

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Any info?

Rasputin was a monk that lived in the era of Russian Czar Niklas II. He claimed that he had a direct connection to god, and that by sleeping with him, women would become closer to god. He had a love affair with the Czar's wife, which led the Czar to want his death. They ended up poisoning him, shooting him, and then finally drowning him, in which case he escaped and died 2 feet from the surface before he was dead. He is a truely enigmatic figure of histroy.

CYiNiSiS

that shit is huge.... if its real

Thanks! Does anyone have any information on why this other guy, Pall Arason, wants to donate his penis? Is it unique in some way? I read alot about him since I posted but I still cannot find specific information on his penis.

DLD
maybe some info here?
http://dir.salon.com/sex/feature/2001/03/27/iceland/index.html

http://www.trashcity.org/WEIRD/ODD025.HTM

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_45335.html