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Yes, Virginia there is a Santa Claus. For Mos his initials are Dld.

New guys come here with big eyes and hurt feelings from some insensitive bully , male or female... or just feelings of inadequacy vs widely public sexual expectations in the internet age...

And they turn to Mos with all that hope, all those fragile dreams of being confident in their future above average size ..
I mean, 2. Million or so site visitors? Lots of guys have hope here. Lots of guys need something to believe in... there's so many many threads of how yo do this and that... things change ovr time... sheesh lookit this guy says he gained 4 inches in 4 years with just his hands and an ace bandage..can we believe him? Fuck, lookit the picture proof, same mug with a pornstar huge cock now... okay okay maybe he knows what's up... this guy Red grew a fat one? Yeah okay... supra, more n more guys...
New stretches guys say help them,cool.

New stretchers? Drs really proscribe those? Huh. Maybe there's something to this crazy idea that I can stretche another inch.huh?

Now hydropumps are hailed as the new magic bullet go fast gains... k, well, what if they're just trying to get my money huh?

Well, what do these Mos forum regular guys say about using all this stuff huh? Maybe I don't need to spend $500+ on these things and what if my wife finds them anyway... I'm already on thin ice with my unit being probably smaller than her college boyfriend, fuck this better work man or ill be dumped and dating again in my 30's, 40's..."

So they come here... by the thousands. TENS of thousands hoping this place can save their dreams of staying with the woman they love, or impressing her to sleep with them, or stay with him long enough to fall in love with him...

Mos is important, bro. So many men's hopes ride on this place, this monument to the ingenuity, hard work and willpower of a lot of men's experience pulling miles of new cock out of nowhere and reassuring their most intimate hopes and... fears.

They come suspicious of intefnet scams, affraid of being found out, and Hopefully is where they're at... "Hmm okay ill read here but I'm Not gonna buy anything off this guy... *scam alert detectors activated*

Until they try some simple newbie stretches, read a couple hundred threads and a could thousand Mos brothers testamonials that "yes I DID grow an inch of cock man! Here's what I did. You can do this too..."

They be like, "Hmm I don't get it. Dudes website has pretty much everything out hee in public? How does he make money off this if he's giving away the secrets to Penis Enlargement? Huh. Maybe there's something here..."

And maybe just maybe their fragile hope and shred of beleif is enough for them to take that first grip around their penis tonight and try their first manual stretches straight out... the first jelq(wtf how dahfuq you pronounce that?) ..and they try Penis Enlargement. And a week later their morning wood is freaking rock the fuck hard. Wow lookit that! That's a visible sign, a result these guys told me about. Hmmm...!

Well back to the Mos forum. Now Ill ask a few more newbie questions... maybe see if I'm really supposed to cum from jelqing, is that okay or weird?

Huh, this guy says to make a routine out of this, regular exercise routine, this SRT shit whatever it is... okay bro ill try it... and ill shell out my Christmas bonus for that stretcher too... see if I can get anything measurable out of this...

man I really want to believe in this. I really hope this isn't another wasted infomercial buy failure...

Okay, its here. My $200 stretcher. Glad wife didn't see it. Whew, I'm safe for now...
So what do these Mos guys say about this in this SRT thing again? I better study harder now that I'm invested in gear... work harder and make sure I get my moneys worth... I mean, what if the wife finds this thing and I have nothing to show for it? Fuck.

Oh by the way I better measure up again to get a baseline for my new tool...

HOLY FUCK!! +1/2" ALREADY?? FUUCCCK YEAAAJHHH!
THIS SHIT REALLY FUCKING WORKS!!!!
ALL IVE. DONE IS MANUALS LIKE THIS SRT ROUTINE SAYS AND I GAINED HALF AN INCH OF NEW FUCKING COCK!! LOK OUT WORLD, THERE EXISTS NRW MANHOOD IN THE WORLD. WHO DAH MAN? *I* DAH MAN. I CAN MAKE MY COCK GROW! FUCK YEAH!!!!!

I GOTTA GO PROCLAIM THIS SHIT YO THE WORLD!! I GOTTA GO TELL THAT DLD DUDE HE WAS RIGHT. I GOTTA TELL ALLL THE NEW GUYS, THEIR HOPenis EnlargementS ANX DREAMS AND FEARS HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE...

I GOTTA SHOUT.... OKAY, OKAY, Whew... Chill Bro. Calm Down. Easy... Act Natural man. okay... go to the site... open a new progress thread and start tellin your Penis Enlargement story man...

Tell 'em all, in this thread right here ...

http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?69458-just-bought-my-wife-her-anniversary-present
 
I really like your thread, Love! Awesome!!! I really hope that people go to the " I must try this" and gain stuff. Really good! I have gained myself and want to scream to people loudly to try! PM me modafuckin, PM me! I will tell you all, just try and do not lose hope and go like all the mainstream "this is a scam shit"! Just try! All the best, Zam :)
 
Hey Zamb. Thanks bro.

I just riffed off Dlds post that guys come in with Hope... but he implied the truth that we Penis Enlargement vets who have gained actual size KNOW with Confidence that its a matter of doing what it takes and Penis Enlargement works. Penis Enlargement is simple. It ain't easy but its simple.

Just do stuff to stretch your dick. Stop talking and take action.

We Know! That's what I got from Dlds post... We Mos Brother ONOW this works. Our newbie hopes and fears are gone and Mos doctrine says, shut up yo fears, grab your cock and start stretching... with your other hand scroll thru the how to stretch threads... and type your progress thread so Mos vets can comment and advise and Praise you and offer that important positive feedback to you,our new brother of Mos...

After spending the last few weeks responding to more and more new members questions... this hit me and my creative mind had to churn it out.


To all the new guys wondering if this shit is for real... YES. So stop worrying and get busy.

Okay, everybody back to Penis Enlargement work!
 
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Now this is the SPIRIT of Matters of Size that created the Brotherhood from within! I love your work and I am a fan of each post! Soon, very soon each Brother will have something very special from us in the Courts, I think it will bring even greater connectivity and pride in something, despite what the public thinks, is miraculous work!
 
Whew thanks Dld. I actually had a little concern you might take it as criticism... but I knew you'd take the body of my writing here on Mos in consideration and you'd get me. Thanks. Btw lil announcement going into my PT progress thread next...
 
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