Pissing at a urinal..

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..anyone else have problems with this? :/ I pee fine when there's no-one there, but when someone else is using another stall it just WON'T come out :eek: it's like I have a mental block.. anyone know how to overcome this? It's really annoying.

Wanna know the worst part? I'm nearly 8x6 NBP. 6x5 flaccid ;\ it's not a size issue.
 
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I am like that, I can't even pee at a urinal if someone else is present like washing there hands, I don't know why I can't, I'm not bothered though cos I just use a cubical.
 

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I have had this a few times, but on a hot day ... I just look up at the roof and wait, I COULDNT give a toss what the guy next to me wants ..... if hes gay and makes a pass :D than his teeth will be gone HAHAHAHHAA , nah thats a joke.

I think this is a temparature problem perhaps? or maybe sometimes when ya hld ya piss in and than ya go, it kinda takes time ... and it hurts some ... or maybe ya nervous sometimes around some men in the urinal cos of a thing about being raped my another man .... BELIVE ME it happens, my GF is a cop and she knows some mad shit goes on ..... like guys being left for dead with their assholes bust open on the toilet floor HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... man I love this ... hehehehe
 
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I have this "problem" too. I didnt have a problem with it until I joined the Marines. Then in boot camp...well....try pissing when you have 5 drill instructors yelling at you to "hurry the fuck up and piss recruit!". I've had a problem pissing in public ever since.
 
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stillwantmore said:
I have this "problem" too. I didnt have a problem with it until I joined the Marines. Then in boot camp...well....try pissing when you have 5 drill instructors yelling at you to "hurry the fuck up and piss recruit!". I've had a problem pissing in public ever since.
That's some funny stuff. The Marines will definately mess with your head.
 
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Dud, sometimes the same shite happens to me. I find, if I lick the inside of my hand and rub it right on the hole, viola, here comes the piss. Also it helps clear people out of the bathroom for a peaceful piss as it looks like your jerking off when your rubbing it. Try it, always works for me, of course, IDGAF, I'll whip the thing out at an office party, I Just Don't Give a Fuck.

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I have a problem pissing in public period. It's sad to say but I've had to use the sit down toilets behind the partitions in order to relieve myself. Even then, peeing takes some time and effort if anyone else is in the bathroom. Urinals are out of the question unless I can lock the door. I think my phobia goes back to early childhood. I remember going to the bathroom to pee with the other boys at school and having comments made about penis size. Like, "look how small Johnny's is" type stuff. Since that time, public pissing at urinals have been impossible for me. It's all in our heads.
 
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I just give it a few tugs and look at the ceiling. Once I had a guy reach over while I was looking up. The place was packed! By the time I figured out his hand was in my urinal I was pissing on his hand! I looked at him and said get lost or I'll cap your ass right here! He took off like a shot. I finished up and as I turned around to leave there was a guy on his knees deep throating a brotha! I'm like fuck I gotta get out of here NOW!!! I havent pissed there ever again!!
 
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depends on how bad i gotta piss, but that does happen to me. its kind of annying considering i piss a lot throughout the day since i drink a gallon or so of water a day.
ill be getting ready to go lift or play soccer, basketball or something and ill have that feeling like i have to piss and have to go so it doesnt bother me but then i cant when i get to the urinal or bushes b/c for whatever reason i cant relax, people or whatever.
sitting down in a stall helps though if you absolutely have to go right then. you relax your prostate when you sit on a toilet seat.
 
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That reminds me of something that happened to me. I went to a concert about 10 years ago. I went in the bathroom to piss. I walked into the stall, shut the door and then began to start to piss. I looked down to my right and there was this hole. I could believe what I was seeing, some dude in the next stall with his eye up to the hole! I tapped on the wall and the guy jumped back. So I proceeded to begin to piss again (wow did I have stage fright then) when I looked down again and Mr. nosey was peeping again. I was mad as hell now. So I turned my shlong toward the hole and let my golden shower flow right through the hole. So dude gets the idea. Whats amazing about this the guy was at the sink washing himself off as I was about to leave. He had the balls to say "thanks a lot asshole". Well then I really got pissed. I told him I was fixin' to give his fruity ass a woopin'. Of course he then ran like hell.

You meet all kinds.
 
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That reminds me of something that happened to me. I went to a concert about 10 years ago. I went in the bathroom to piss. I walked into the stall, shut the door and then began to start to piss. I looked down to my right and there was this hole. I could believe what I was seeing, some dude in the next stall with his eye up to the hole! I tapped on the wall and the guy jumped back. So I proceeded to begin to piss again (wow did I have stage fright then) when I looked down again and Mr. nosey was peeping again. I was mad as hell now. So I turned my shlong toward the hole and let my golden shower flow right through the hole. So dude gets the idea. Whats amazing about this the guy was at the sink washing himself off as I was about to leave. He had the balls to say "thanks a lot asshole". Well then I really got pissed. I told him I was fixin' to give his fruity ass a woopin'. Of course he then ran like hell.

You meet all kinds.
Ah he got what he deserved!

Yeah well imagine if you were sitting down crunching a log and you had a schlong pop through in your face??? Dam Glory holes! You cant get peace and quiet anywhere! rofl rofl rofl
 
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I've got a 6x4.5 flaccid size and have the same problem. Definitly not a 'size' issue. I'm guessing its a comfort though.
 
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Ah he got what he deserved!

Yeah well imagine if you were sitting down crunching a log and you had a schlong pop through in your face??? Dam Glory holes! You cant get peace and quiet anywhere! rofl rofl rofl
Ehhh! Imagine if you were on the shitter and you felt something poking your neck, and when you turn around to see what it is you see a fat cock on your lip and the guy starts to jizz. AHHH!!! I'd be traumatized...I'd never shit outside of my house again!
 
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Ehhh! Imagine if you were on the shitter and you felt something poking your neck, and when you turn around to see what it is you see a fat cock on your lip and the guy starts to jizz. AHHH!!! I'd be traumatized...I'd never shit outside of my house again!
Yeah I have a real problem crunching outside of work or home. Too nasty for me!! Unless its an emergency!
 

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I can go at a urinal if my back teeth are floating, but I really don't like to. I consider it a security issue. I can't think of many more inviting places to get mugged. Imagine, you're there concentrating on hitting the big pink mint when suddenly you're caught with your dick in your hand, literally, and a knife at your throat. At least with a stall there's usually a door to act as a barrier.
 
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I'm the same way - I can't do it either. More often than not, I just use the stall.
 
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There HAS to be some way to overcome this :/ I'm sure I wasn't always like this, I don't know what happened tho..
 

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