Pissing at a urinal..

crzy_young_gun said:

Ehhh! Imagine if you were on the shitter and you felt something poking your neck, and when you turn around to see what it is you see a fat cock on your lip and the guy starts to jizz. AHHH!!! I'd be traumatized...I'd never shit outside of my house again!

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LMFAO, it happens.
Near me BELIVE THIS OR NOT , their was a gay brothal that was run in the toilets of the actual Mall [town centre].
Anyways, these guys had drilled holes into the cubicle sides so ones penis could be puished through and I guess .... pleasured.
It came to the polices attention when a NORMAL guy reported indecent and lude acts in their ... i.e. men sticking erect penis into holes on the cubicle walls, the cops raided the toilets and made a number of arrests.
The toilet was re-decorated and fixed up, its now safe to shit and piss their LOL.

But IMAGINE if a cock, the size of DLD's hit ya right in the eye while takeing an almighty shit that would leave ya confused LOL, and scared for life LOL and to make it worse DLD might beat ya ta death with it and rob ya blind, while shit still leaks out ya crack

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As for the subject and Anon' needs help.
I would say just use a cubicle, I do this alot ... I dont trusts folk these days and when ya slash ya vulnerable.

I remember reading a post a long time ago on another board about a guy who went to an arcade at the back of a sex shop. He had no idea what the hole was for, so when a dick appeared, he kicked it as hard as he could and ran the hell out of there.

ROLMFAO and shit ma self LOL
kicked it and ran off.....LOL, what if it was a Gay Biker???? LOL

Simply put:

You have psychological problems, and I suspect that this is somehow tied with your penis-size consciousness and rigorous Penis Enlargement-ing. I'm not just saying this to put anyone down or be a smart-ass, it just seems to be the case.

I agree in some ways .... men problems LOL and kinda made a joke of it all.

If I could change my penis in instant

For Urianls 11X7 flaccid

For Anal 12X5

For Pussy 10X7.5

Blow Jobs 9 X 5.5

kicked it!!!!! Thats the funniest thing I have ever heard. I bet that guy squealed like a mashed cat. WWWWWWOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!

Who?

Supra said:

If I could change my penis in instant

For Urianls 11X7 flaccid

For Anal 12X5

For Pussy 10X7.5

Blow Jobs 9 X 5.5

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I would agree with you for the most part except I would go about 8 inch length for the anal. Maybe someday in the future you will be able to do this.

REDZULU2003 said:

ROLMFAO and shit ma self LOL
kicked it and ran off.....LOL, what if it was a Gay Biker???? LOL

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Well, I'm guessing not since he lived to tell the tale

philadelph said:

I would agree with you for the most part except I would go about 8 inch length for the anal. Maybe someday in the future you will be able to do this.

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Do what? I am 8 arleady, almost 8.5

Supra said:

Do what? I am 8 arleady, almost 8.5

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No, someday you will be able to press a button and change to the various lengths that you would want.

Supra said:

If I could change my penis in instant

For Urianls 11X7 flaccid

For Anal 12X5

For Pussy 10X7.5

Blow Jobs 9 X 5.5

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You want more length for ass than pussy? I think you'd be fucking intestines with 12" lol

Hell ya, thats intestine cleasing for ya!