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So I kept a small record of my first few uses of the Bathmate after purchasing it. I’ve tried to be as descriptive and honest as possible.
First of all, I was very impressed with the speed of service. It said 7-10 days, but I order it Thursday morning and it arrives Saturday morning, discreetly packaged.
Anyway, here goes:

#1 A very frustrating first session. I managed to operate it correctly, but just couldn’t get the seal and maintain suction.
There was absolutely no way I could seem to get it to work outside of the bath, or standing in the shower.
Apparently, it’s supposed to be possible to use it without water, but no joy there either.
Felt like I’d wasted my money on a poor product, but thought I should at least persevere with it for a few days.

#2 Glad I did. Eventually, after trying a few times, I got a good suction, and it stayed on. I went close to a full 20 mins, and when I took it off I was amazed. My dick looked huge! I’d never before seen my glans looking so big and full and pink, it was like a ripe plum. I knew some of it was fluid buildup, but it wasn’t freaky looking, in fact my dick looked really healthy and full of vitality. I was feeling very happy :) The key, I thought, was getting a solid erection before putting it on.

#3 Tried again today and again got a decent suction, but had to cut the session short, still got a fairly nice pump on though

#4 A bit of an unsuccessful session today; couldn’t get the seal to remain intact for longer than 5 mins at a time; split it into 3 x 5min sessions; was ok, but less than ideal.

#5 Tried it today for the first time while also watching �naked people movies�. Amazing. I got a real strong suction straight away and it remained for a full 20 mins. When time was up the suction was still so strong I tried a few Bathmate stretches. These seemed to work great. I actually couldn’t pull the tube off and for the first time using the pressure release was actually a necessity. I was amazed by what I saw when I took it off. Holy shit! My dick looked like a mutant elephant dick or something (but in a good way, if you get me). I never imagined I would see my dick looking this big. I could clearly see that there was a lot of fluid buildup here but still it was amazing just seeing it that size. I felt like a true believer at this point  Going to aim to use �naked people movies� for each session now.

#6 Another mediocre session, proper seal couldn’t be maintained and had to split into 3 x5 min session again.

#7 Same again. Wondering if that amazing session was a one off.

#8 Again another disappointing session. Concerned I might have somehow damaged the item.

#9 Well what do you know. Was just having a fairly quick bath, no �naked people movies�, and tried it not expecting much – worked like a charm again. A good solid 15 min session, nice pump, and faith restored.

#10 Another decent session, again not quite getting the perfect seal but enough for 2 x 10min sessions and decent expansion

#11 A pretty good session, solid 15 mins, some stretches, think I’m getting the hang of it. Taking a couple of days break as was looking slightly bruised and battered.

#12 Back in with another solid session. Have yet to achieve the amazing suction of session 5 again, but am now getting enough in each time for definite noticeable results from each session. What seems to make a difference is doing the pumping while completely suBathmateerged; it doesn’t seem to work as well out of water.

#13 Decent session, nothing out of the ordinary to report

#14 Happy days, got a repeat performance of session 5. Awesome.

I should add that I stopped keeping track after this, but have since managed to get proper good sessions just about every time now, and that’s without needing to have �naked people movies� on. I now find it much quicker and easier to use. Like anything, it comes with practice and perseverance.

I think the key things to a good session are:
1) start erect; its not really necessary to remain stimulated all through the session but it helps with getting it on correctly at the start
2) water should be as warm as possible without being painful.
3) if when first putting it on, you notice that the suction is not perfect, and there are some bubbles escaping into the tube, don’t just take it off and start over. Just give a few more pumps, perhaps do some kegels, and see if it can stay on. Chances are it will after a minute or so, as the penis expands and blocks off any slight openings. In the early going I found myself getting frustrated because if I wasn't getting the perfect seal at the start, I would take it off and try again. This of course can get annoying and time consuming, so just go for it once its on.

Anyway, I hope my feedback is useful.

Oh and in case anyone was in any doubt, the Bathmate gets a definite thumbs up from me :)
 
So, is this just a quick feedback post or a routine/progress log? I ask because of the word ''diary'' in the title.
 
if you havent shaved the aria the Bathmate should be attached to - then try this..

also try to put vasseline on the suction spot this helps also
 
justwannabebig;395008 said:
if you havent shaved the aria the Bathmate should be attached to - then try this..

also try to put vasseline on the suction spot this helps also

Check, check!:)
 
Also watch the 'how to' video in the sticky thread at the top of this forum. I keep my pubes short with a beard trimmer out of habit (keeps odor way down too), I WET my pubic area AND Bathmate at the base before inserting myself. I also fill my Bathmate completely full before inserting my erection. I keep a finger over the front release holes, then insert myself in a downward angle. As I press against the base of my pubic area I remove the finger from the front. After a few more 'pumps', I have a solid seal and suction. It really should be a no-brainer. I am able to use mine in the shower...no hands or strap needed. In fact, once it's on I can even towel off and walk around the house.
 
Are u alone at ur home cos wearing a towel and going around ur house is like u must be single.
 
vampire2004;395102 said:
Are u alone at ur home cos wearing a towel and going around ur house is like u must be single.

I'm married and live at home with the in-laws currently. It's all about common sense and knowing when things can be done ;)
 
Love to have a hidden cam in Stillwantmore's house:)
 
Thanks for the tips on shower use Still!

I managed to overcome those early difficulties fairly quickly. I thought I should be completely honest in the review, reporting negatives as well as positives, not least to help others out who might get discouraged if the first few sessions don't go quite the way the wanted. I now use it regularly with no problems, and without needing to shave the area (which I don't like to do). Like using anything, it becomes easier with practice.
 
Thanks for the tips on shower use Still!

I managed to overcome those early difficulties fairly quickly. I thought I should be completely honest in the review, reporting negatives as well as positives, not least to help others out who might get discouraged if the first few sessions don't go quite the way they wanted. I now use it regularly with no problems, and without needing to shave the area (which I don't like to do). Like using anything, it becomes easier with practice.
 
With everything new, it will take time and effort to learn. I am glad it is all worked out now.
 
Just thought I'd update this as I've now got used to using it outside of the bath, which definitely comes in handy if I don't have time or just don't feel like having a bath, I can still get my Bathmate workout in.

A tip for getting the best suction on this is as follows: as Still mentioned earlier, enter at a downward angle (you kind of have to else the water will spill out!) but once its pressed against your pubic bone, angle it upwards before starting to pump. I find that this helps keep more water in the tube, which is good for getting a better suction and also to keep your penis warm. I find if you pump while still holding downwards more water comes out than is desirable, and I find that if there is too much air in the tube suction is not as good and the seal can sometimes be lost. Like Still, I find that if I get a good solid seal, I can just wander round the house while wearing it, though I prefer to sit and watch �naked people movies� :)
 
Rude_God;413132 said:
Just thought I'd update this as I've now got used to using it outside of the bath, which definitely comes in handy if I don't have time or just don't feel like having a bath, I can still get my Bathmate workout in.

A tip for getting the best suction on this is as follows: as Still mentioned earlier, enter at a downward angle (you kind of have to else the water will spill out!) but once its pressed against your pubic bone, angle it upwards before starting to pump. I find that this helps keep more water in the tube, which is good for getting a better suction and also to keep your penis warm. I find if you pump while still holding downwards more water comes out than is desirable, and I find that if there is too much air in the tube suction is not as good and the seal can sometimes be lost. Like Still, I find that if I get a good solid seal, I can just wander round the house while wearing it, though I prefer to sit and watch �naked people movies� :)

Great post, this will be very helpful to those who are having issues with suction. I am happy you have learned to use outside the tub, it makes things so much easier and saves a fuckload on the water bill!
 
Great Review! You posted this in 2004, which means it has been 9 years! Have you stayed consistent? What have been your long terms results using Bathmate the Bathmate[/URL]?

Have you considered upgrading to the Hydromax x40 or x40? Hope you are still out there, I am sure you have achieved some amazing results after such a long time using the pump assuming you were consistent. Please do share!

Rude_God;394991 said:
So I kept a small record of my first few uses of the Bathmate after purchasing it. I’ve tried to be as descriptive and honest as possible.
First of all, I was very impressed with the speed of service. It said 7-10 days, but I order it Thursday morning and it arrives Saturday morning, discreetly packaged.
Anyway, here goes:

#1 A very frustrating first session. I managed to operate it correctly, but just couldn’t get the seal and maintain suction.
There was absolutely no way I could seem to get it to work outside of the bath, or standing in the shower.
Apparently, it’s supposed to be possible to use it without water, but no joy there either.
Felt like I’d wasted my money on a poor product, but thought I should at least persevere with it for a few days.

#2 Glad I did. Eventually, after trying a few times, I got a good suction, and it stayed on. I went close to a full 20 mins, and when I took it off I was amazed. My dick looked huge! I’d never before seen my glans looking so big and full and pink, it was like a ripe plum. I knew some of it was fluid buildup, but it wasn’t freaky looking, in fact my dick looked really healthy and full of vitality. I was feeling very happy :) The key, I thought, was getting a solid erection before putting it on.

#3 Tried again today and again got a decent suction, but had to cut the session short, still got a fairly nice pump on though

#4 A bit of an unsuccessful session today; couldn’t get the seal to remain intact for longer than 5 mins at a time; split it into 3 x 5min sessions; was ok, but less than ideal.

#5 Tried it today for the first time while also watching �naked people movies�. Amazing. I got a real strong suction straight away and it remained for a full 20 mins. When time was up the suction was still so strong I tried a few Bathmate stretches. These seemed to work great. I actually couldn’t pull the tube off and for the first time using the pressure release was actually a necessity. I was amazed by what I saw when I took it off. Holy shit! My dick looked like a mutant elephant dick or something (but in a good way, if you get me). I never imagined I would see my dick looking this big. I could clearly see that there was a lot of fluid buildup here but still it was amazing just seeing it that size. I felt like a true believer at this point  Going to aim to use �naked people movies� for each session now.

#6 Another mediocre session, proper seal couldn’t be maintained and had to split into 3 x5 min session again.

#7 Same again. Wondering if that amazing session was a one off.

#8 Again another disappointing session. Concerned I might have somehow damaged the item.

#9 Well what do you know. Was just having a fairly quick bath, no �naked people movies�, and tried it not expecting much – worked like a charm again. A good solid 15 min session, nice pump, and faith restored.

#10 Another decent session, again not quite getting the perfect seal but enough for 2 x 10min sessions and decent expansion

#11 A pretty good session, solid 15 mins, some stretches, think I’m getting the hang of it. Taking a couple of days break as was looking slightly bruised and battered.

#12 Back in with another solid session. Have yet to achieve the amazing suction of session 5 again, but am now getting enough in each time for definite noticeable results from each session. What seems to make a difference is doing the pumping while completely suBathmateerged; it doesn’t seem to work as well out of water.

#13 Decent session, nothing out of the ordinary to report

#14 Happy days, got a repeat performance of session 5. Awesome.

I should add that I stopped keeping track after this, but have since managed to get proper good sessions just about every time now, and that’s without needing to have �naked people movies� on. I now find it much quicker and easier to use. Like anything, it comes with practice and perseverance.

I think the key things to a good session are:
1) start erect; its not really necessary to remain stimulated all through the session but it helps with getting it on correctly at the start
2) water should be as warm as possible without being painful.
3) if when first putting it on, you notice that the suction is not perfect, and there are some bubbles escaping into the tube, don’t just take it off and start over. Just give a few more pumps, perhaps do some kegels, and see if it can stay on. Chances are it will after a minute or so, as the penis expands and blocks off any slight openings. In the early going I found myself getting frustrated because if I wasn't getting the perfect seal at the start, I would take it off and try again. This of course can get annoying and time consuming, so just go for it once its on.

Anyway, I hope my feedback is useful.

Oh and in case anyone was in any doubt, the Bathmate gets a definite thumbs up from me :)
 
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CherryCoke;545500 said:
Great Review! You posted this in 2004, which means it has been 9 years! Have you stayed consistent? What have been your long terms results using the Bathmate?

Have you considered upgrading to the Hydromax x40 or x40? Hope you are still out there, I am sure you have achieved some amazing results after such a long time using the pump assuming you were consistent. Please do share!

I am so amazed at how much time has gone by! What a wonderfully honest Brother Rude God is, I wish his return!
 
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