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So a while ago I had a thread saying my wife found my pe stuff but over the weekend something way worse happened, so I had a house warming party I was in my kitchen with about 15 people when my brother & sister in law walk in they were searching for the strobe light & for some reason they thought they'd look through all my drawers in my bedroom & without even thinking about it they walk in & loudly say we found your cock pump & a whole heap of other shit, everyone started laughing & asking why I had it I swear I've never been so embarrassed in my entire life people started questioning me about what I was doing with it & what else I had I could start to feel myself getting pissed off & I guess people could tell I was about to lose my shit so they backed off & didn't speak of it again but I had a pretty decent go at my brother & sister in law for going through my private stuff, not sure how I'm gonna live this one down I assumed if someone found my stuff it'd be one or two people not a house full of people it was even worse than my worst case scenario
 
holly shit this was a crazy crazy story hahaha :), i was just laughin at this.
 
were they drunk?

you should have beat your brothers ass right there. that is probably the reason me and my brother wouldnt do that to each other. it would be a brawl quickly
 
and use this as motivation to stick with your routine. that way when someone asks you can just pull down your pants
 
Aussigymguy;621646 said:
So a while ago I had a thread saying my wife found my pe stuff but over the weekend something way worse happened, so I had a house warming party I was in my kitchen with about 15 people when my brother & sister in law walk in they were searching for the strobe light & for some reason they thought they'd look through all my drawers in my bedroom & without even thinking about it they walk in & loudly say we found your cock pump & a whole heap of other shit, everyone started laughing & asking why I had it I swear I've never been so embarrassed in my entire life people started questioning me about what I was doing with it & what else I had I could start to feel myself getting pissed off & I guess people could tell I was about to lose my shit so they backed off & didn't speak of it again but I had a pretty decent go at my brother & sister in law for going through my private stuff, not sure how I'm gonna live this one down I assumed if someone found my stuff it'd be one or two people not a house full of people it was even worse than my worst case scenario
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Nightmare story now that's always going to be in the back of there mind say this to them
'My mate gave it to me for a joke present Ive used it a couple of times it bloody hurts actually I forgot it was there and I don't need it hehehe do you want it?'
But never give it away they won't want it anyhow
Got to back track
 
youknowme123321;621655 said:
were they drunk?

you should have beat your brothers ass right there. that is probably the reason me and my brother wouldnt do that to each other. it would be a brawl quickly
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Man I felt like kicking his ass I'm about twice the size of him he knows I'd kill him I couldn't get over they'd look in my undie drawer for a fucking strobe light
 
Commodore;621657 said:
Aussigymguy you must have got some pussy that night Right ?
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Kinda, my mrs was drunk we started going for it but she killed the mood by telling me she wasn't wet enough & to get off because it hurt
 
Aussigymguy;621666 said:
Kinda, my mrs was drunk we started going for it but she killed the mood by telling me she wasn't wet enough & to get off because it hurt
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the married life
 
Wow! Mate, if I was you I'd dedninitely just destroy both my step brother and my step sister. 1st they come at YOUR house, then they go to YOUR room, then they look for something they just can't find in place where you keep YOUR stuff and is your PRIVATE zone- and then they go out and tell EVERYONE! I would just destroy them, believe me! But no worries, everyone will forget it in a period of around 3 months. :) Plus- there is NOTHING wrong in PE! It is ABSOLUTELY NORMAL to try to improve yourself. So no worries, everything is just fine, we got your back :).
 
That's hilarious but seriously fucked up too. The stuff nightmares are made of. They just 'happened' to find your stuff in a private drawer in your bedroom while looking for a strobe light? I call bullshit. One of them knew exactly what they were looking for. Now i don't want to cause arguments in a marriage but did you consider that your wifey may have let that info slip in a conversation after she found it the first time? Just throwin that that thought out there.

But at the end of the day, it happened, can't change that, sure it's embarrassing but chin up, there is absolutely nothing wrong with putting in effort to improve yourself. Women do it every single day, they spend bulk loads of coin on make up, clothes, going to the gym, breast enhancement, cosmetic surgery and the list goes on just to achieve a 'better' look & improve self confidence. Why can't you? When you hit your goals you will have the last laugh my brother, guaranteed.
 
Aussigymguy;621666 said:
Kinda, my mrs was drunk we started going for it but she killed the mood by telling me she wasn't wet enough & to get off because it hurt
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The realities of life sometimes.
 
VoorheesXIII;621686 said:
That's hilarious but seriously fucked up too. The stuff nightmares are made of. They just 'happened' to find your stuff in a private drawer in your bedroom while looking for a strobe light? I call bullshit. One of them knew exactly what they were looking for. Now i don't want to cause arguments in a marriage but did you consider that your wifey may have let that info slip in a conversation after she found it the first time? Just throwin that that thought out there.

But at the end of the day, it happened, can't change that, sure it's embarrassing but chin up, there is absolutely nothing wrong with putting in effort to improve yourself. Women do it every single day, they spend bulk loads of coin on make up, clothes, going to the gym, breast enhancement, cosmetic surgery and the list goes on just to achieve a 'better' look & improve self confidence. Why can't you? When you hit your goals you will have the last laugh my brother, guaranteed.
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oooooohh goooooood point. your wife could have said something about it to your sister in law. must have been what happened
 
Aussigymguy;621646 said:
So a while ago I had a thread saying my wife found my pe stuff but over the weekend something way worse happened, so I had a house warming party I was in my kitchen with about 15 people when my brother & sister in law walk in they were searching for the strobe light & for some reason they thought they'd look through all my drawers in my bedroom & without even thinking about it they walk in & loudly say we found your cock pump & a whole heap of other shit, everyone started laughing & asking why I had it I swear I've never been so embarrassed in my entire life people started questioning me about what I was doing with it & what else I had I could start to feel myself getting pissed off & I guess people could tell I was about to lose my shit so they backed off & didn't speak of it again but I had a pretty decent go at my brother & sister in law for going through my private stuff, not sure how I'm gonna live this one down I assumed if someone found my stuff it'd be one or two people not a house full of people it was even worse than my worst case scenario
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You don't need to live it down, have pride in what you are doing. The men who were laughing were hiding their own insecurities under their reaction and I bet they will come to you and ask for advice in the future. The women, beneath their laughter, were wondering just how big you are and they probably now have secret fantasies about you and your penis. People need to grow up and start being honest with themselves. This will pan out to be a good thing for you, I promise. And like Stillwantmore said, You are taking charge of your future happiness and making your penis bigger.
 
doublelongdaddy;621773 said:
You don't need to live it down, have pride in what you are doing. The men who were laughing were hiding their own insecurities under their reaction and I bet they will come to you and ask for advice in the future. The women, beneath their laughter, were wondering just how big you are and they probably now have secret fantasies about you and your penis. People need to grow up and start being honest with themselves. This will pan out to be a good thing for you, I promise. And like Stillwantmore said, You are taking charge of your future happiness and making your penis bigger.
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I ABSOLUTELY agree with every word in that post! Especially the ones in bold! :)
 
Zambrodom3;621786 said:
I ABSOLUTELY agree with every word in that post! Especially the ones in bold! :)
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I can always see the truth through the lies. Laughter, in these cases, is always a way to avoid the truth.
 
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