Morning Wood (or lack of it)

it's just something us 50 year olds need to accept and get it over with...just think, if you're 100% clear you won't have to do again until you're 60 (and if they find anything, they can take care of it before it festers into a real problem)
 
doublelongdaddy;752140 said:
Well I will think on it a bit more. I guess I will set up an appointment at least to discuss it.
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You really need to consider having it done, especially if anyone in your family has ever had any polyps removed and/or colon cancer. There's about a 1 in 4 chance of finding polyps during the procedure... even higher if it runs in your family. Some but not all types of polyps will eventually turn malignant.
 
Randolpho;752149 said:
You really need to consider having it done, especially if anyone in your family has ever had any polyps removed and/or colon cancer. There's about a 1 in 4 chance of finding polyps during the procedure... even higher if it runs in your family. Some but not all types of polyps will eventually turn malignant.
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1 in 4? I may take those odds :) I will go, I promise, just gotta get the balls up.
 
just make it fun...I made sure my nurse got a full view of what I was working with and we essentially just chatted each-other up for the whole procedure
 
So after I made this thread, plus I've been pumping almost every night in the shower, my morning wood is coming back. This morning I had one of those semi-erections while peeing. I was also very hydrated which helps.

Maybe if I make a thread about the lack of BJs and another about anal I'll start getting both of them again...
 
cladre60;752220 said:
So after I made this thread, plus I've been pumping almost every night in the shower, my morning wood is coming back. This morning I had one of those semi-erections while peeing. I was also very hydrated which helps.

Maybe if I make a thread about the lack of BJs and another about anal I'll start getting both of them again...
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Nice try clad, let me know how that works and I will have to give it a try, lol
 
Big Schwanz Acht;752196 said:
just make it fun...I made sure my nurse got a full view of what I was working with and we essentially just chatted each-other up for the whole procedure
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I will. I will make the appointment for next week.
 
Lookn4girth;752285 said:
Absolutely, that might be helping with the morning wood, ;)
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I'm usually dreaming about having to pee :O

I try to stay hydrated. Sometimes that means I wake up in the middle of the night or early just to pee. If I don't then I'm doing the pee-pee dance all the way across the house and downstairs to turn on the coffee maker, then pee-pee dance back up the stairs to the bathroom.

My pee-pee dance is pretty pathetic looking though cause I'm a white dude and we can't dance.
 
cladre60;752294 said:
I'm usually dreaming about having to pee :O

I try to stay hydrated. Sometimes that means I wake up in the middle of the night or early just to pee. If I don't then I'm doing the pee-pee dance all the way across the house and downstairs to turn on the coffee maker, then pee-pee dance back up the stairs to the bathroom.

My pee-pee dance is pretty pathetic looking though cause I'm a white dude and we can't dance.
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lol, that is a huge issue now for me, I wake up 10 times a night thinking I have to pee and nothing comes out! Obviously a prostate issue! Love getting old, it rocks!
 
doublelongdaddy;752377 said:
lol, that is a huge issue now for me, I wake up 10 times a night thinking I have to pee and nothing comes out! Obviously a prostate issue! Love getting old, it rocks!
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I was worried at first my peeing was a prostate issue until I realized how hydrated I was and that it was directly related.
 
doublelongdaddy;752377 said:
lol, that is a huge issue now for me, I wake up 10 times a night thinking I have to pee and nothing comes out! Obviously a prostate issue! Love getting old, it rocks!
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get checked NOW!! these are all early signs that need to be addressed
 
Big Schwanz Acht;752399 said:
get checked NOW!! these are all early signs that need to be addressed
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I think he's just full of cum from his no jerking off and no sex life. Gotta drain the tank on a regular basis!
 
cladre60;752402 said:
I think he's just full of cum from his no jerking off and no sex life. Gotta drain the tank on a regular basis!
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I keep saying it's what God intended...
 
Big Schwanz Acht;752421 said:
I keep saying it's what God intended...
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There's a reason why us and dolphins are the only 2 species that have sex solely for pleasure and not just reproduction.
 
cladre60;752294 said:
I'm usually dreaming about having to pee :O

I try to stay hydrated. Sometimes that means I wake up in the middle of the night or early just to pee. If I don't then I'm doing the pee-pee dance all the way across the house and downstairs to turn on the coffee maker, then pee-pee dance back up the stairs to the bathroom.

My pee-pee dance is pretty pathetic looking though cause I'm a white dude and we can't dance.
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ROFLMAO, that sounds familiar
 
Big Schwanz Acht;752421 said:
I keep saying it's what God intended...
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I let one off once a month so it is not that! :) My mind, after 30 days, becomes frustrated and short fused so I do what I have to do quickly :)

But yes, I have talked to my doctor and we are going to do a ultrasound.
 
I used to love when Jen would explode a gallon of gush all over me! She squirted more than a fire hose!
 
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