Morning Wood (or lack of it)

doublelongdaddy;752537 said:
I used to love when Jen would explode a gallon of gush all over me! She squirted more than a fire hose!
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I've had a few squirters, or should I say they squirted with me. Wasn't all the time but occasionally it'd happen. I've also had some that didn't squirt but they would soak whatever we were on from being excessively wet. To us men it's a trophy for our performance.
 
cladre60;752567 said:
I've had a few squirters, or should I say they squirted with me. Wasn't all the time but occasionally it'd happen. I've also had some that didn't squirt but they would soak whatever we were on from being excessively wet. To us men it's a trophy for our performance.
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Put down plastic or leather :) Water proof is important!
 
doublelongdaddy;752639 said:
Put down plastic or leather :) Water proof is important!
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Liberator makes an awesome solution for your squirting adventures. It's called the Fascinator Lush Throw. It's an absorbent bed cover with a waterproof innerliner.
 
Randolpho;752661 said:
Liberator makes an awesome solution for your squirting adventures. It's called the Fascinator Lush Throw. It's an absorbent bed cover with a waterproof innerliner.
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I should look into that. Every time I pull out my cum drags along with me and gets everywhere. It's funny and messy all at the same time. She can't keep a drop inside her to save her life anymore.
 
cladre60;752664 said:
I should look into that. Every time I pull out my cum drags along with me and gets everywhere. It's funny and messy all at the same time. She can't keep a drop inside her to save her life anymore.
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Same here:)
 
cladre60;752567 said:
I've had a few squirters, or should I say they squirted with me. Wasn't all the time but occasionally it'd happen. I've also had some that didn't squirt but they would soak whatever we were on from being excessively wet. To us men it's a trophy for our performance.
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I am married to a squirter and it is great. She was not always one but she has learned over the years to let it go because it is not pee. She does not squirt every time but I would say about 90% of the time she does.
 
Lookn4girth;752670 said:
I am married to a squirter and it is great. She was not always one but she has learned over the years to let it go because it is not pee. She does not squirt every time but I would say about 90% of the time she does.
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I think my piercing helps drag the cum out cause it does pretty much get stuck to it. When I take it out for sex it seems like she needs to push the cum out just a little. I've had nights where after I pull out I get up to go grab her a towel or tshirt or whatever and there's a string of cum hanging. It's all just fun and games and we laugh about it. I'll be standing there going "ah damnit, big glob of cum just landed on my leg" and she'll laugh.

My wife doesn't necessarily squirt but there are times she'll just gush out a lot during an orgasm. Position doesn't seem to matter, just the intensity of the orgasm. I'll laugh after and tell her my balls are dripping now or "guess what? Your side of the bed has a puddle now!" That's usually followed by her telling me that her ass is soaked.

The wetter the better! Let it out and enjoy cause it usually means she's having an amazing orgasm.
 
quazimodo_007;751542 said:
im the exact opposite, i never had morning wood in my thirtys due to obesity and recently i have been following a circadian protocol and i now get morning wood and horny as fuck
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May i ask what this circadian profile is?
 
cladre60;752674 said:
I think my piercing helps drag the cum out cause it does pretty much get stuck to it. When I take it out for sex it seems like she needs to push the cum out just a little. I've had nights where after I pull out I get up to go grab her a towel or tshirt or whatever and there's a string of cum hanging. It's all just fun and games and we laugh about it. I'll be standing there going "ah damnit, big glob of cum just landed on my leg" and she'll laugh.

My wife doesn't necessarily squirt but there are times she'll just gush out a lot during an orgasm. Position doesn't seem to matter, just the intensity of the orgasm. I'll laugh after and tell her my balls are dripping now or "guess what? Your side of the bed has a puddle now!" That's usually followed by her telling me that her ass is soaked.

The wetter the better! Let it out and enjoy cause it usually means she's having an amazing orgasm.
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Sounds like things at your house are a lot like mine. We try to remember to put down a towel or something before our adventures but it does not always happen. I will be hitting her spot and she will be hitting on my back telling me she is fixing to wet the bed if I don't stop. All I do then is adjust the angle a slight but to put more stimulation on that spot and the waterfall begins. The wife and I have both left trails to the bathroom after a roll in the hay but it is all good
 
reminds me of a joke...

why do women have legs?


cuz if they didn't, they'd leave a trail like a slug
 
Big Schwanz Acht;752966 said:
reminds me of a joke...

why do women have legs?


cuz if they didn't, they'd leave a trail like a slug
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yucky! You just made abstinence so much easier!
 
IT'S BAAAAAAACK!!!!!

Started my PE routine again over a week ago and the morning wood came back pretty strong a few mornings ago. However that leaves me wondering what will happen if I reach my goal, cement my size, and stop doing PE.
 
Big Schwanz Acht;760160 said:
PE is a lifestyle...there's no quitting :)

(congrats on the AM wood)
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Well I'm sure once I reach my planned goal size I could start working on foreskin restoration. One project at a time though....
 
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