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Beertaxi;751841 said:
that just triggered my PTSD
Morning Wood (or lack of it)
that just triggered my PTSD
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cladre60;751892 said:
Mike does watch Fox News, perhaps he wouldn't mind their camera crew all up in there, lol
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cladre60;751898 said:
lemme know when you find that unicorn
Big Schwanz Acht;751900 said:
Oh there's plenty of them but the horn is between their legs, not on their head.
Hell I was just talking to a gay friend who has a "hookup" that comes over usually once a week just to get a BJ. He doesn't reciprocate, just gets off and leaves. Apparently my friend is totally cool with it too.
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I have heard the same thing as beer. They say the prep is terrible, not able to get too far away from the toilet for a day and night.
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doublelongdaddy;751856 said:
You need to bite the bullet and make your appointment. Just get it over with. It's a psychological barrier you have to hurdle. Honestly, the procedure is a breeze. You'll be in and out of there in 30 minutes. Getting a cavity filled is 10 times worse. They give you propofol so you won't remember jack.
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as mentioned, the prep is much worse than the procedure...you're required to drink 2 gallons of Galvynite (sic) the night before which will have you sitting on the pot for the majority of the evening (bring a book or tablet). Only clear liquids can be ingested prior to your appointment and once you're there, they'll give you the option of a sedative (I didn't set-up a ride home, so I went-in 'commando'). They squeeze air into your abdomen to expand the area for the camera to see 360* and they'll lance/sear any papules (more sic) they find along the way...it's slightly uncomfortable, but my nurse said its from the 'pressure' and to freely release (read 'fart') whenever that pressure builds. In/Out 30 minutes...had a few laughs with the nurse and was on my way.
It's a must-do for us
It's a must-do for us
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Randolpho;751943 said:
Have to have something to pass the time, lol
I've been trying to pay attention more the past week or so to the morning wood. I'm one of those "slow to wake, leave me the F alone until I've had coffee, don't piss me off in the morning" people so my brain usually isn't active when I get up, just muscle memory guiding me.
It appears there is still morning wood, it just goes away very quickly. I wake up and immediately need to go pee. Always been this way and I try to stay hydrated so I usually wake to a very full bladder.
Long gone are the days of "will you PLEASE go down so I can piss?!!" arguments with my penis. I don't miss them, those mornings sucked. I guess my penis has learned to comply with some orders and knows to go limp so I can pee.
Now if it would only listen to the "stay 100% erect after orgasm and keep going" argument. Or the "stop thinking about the bills and stay 100% erect" argument.
It appears there is still morning wood, it just goes away very quickly. I wake up and immediately need to go pee. Always been this way and I try to stay hydrated so I usually wake to a very full bladder.
Long gone are the days of "will you PLEASE go down so I can piss?!!" arguments with my penis. I don't miss them, those mornings sucked. I guess my penis has learned to comply with some orders and knows to go limp so I can pee.
Now if it would only listen to the "stay 100% erect after orgasm and keep going" argument. Or the "stop thinking about the bills and stay 100% erect" argument.
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doublelongdaddy;752093 said:
ya think?? it's the epitome of intrusive
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