is eveyone here gay or is it a mixture?

Debra Jo Fondren !
HA !!
Nelly, ol' boy; you don't happen to have a long honey blond wig and an Angora sweater....
do ya?

Ive been waiting years for someone to make a gay thread , MY take on it is I cant talk to a chic about "penis enlargment" beacuse she doesn't have a penis SMELL ME??

lol

Dashdeming said:

I do not know really but do you ever watch gladiator movies Timmy?

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lol

Or "...have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

Airplane quotes are the best.

"Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive..."

heyheyheyhey said:

sorry just that im new

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Best not use the G-- word or you will open up a whole new can of worms ...

I know that this thread is almost as old as this joke...but I just hadda throw this in here:

How can you tell if your roomate's gay?
When his dick tastes like shit.

I used to think the same thing when I got here. But, I'd say that it's more along the lines of everyone here being comfortable with their bodies and realizing that a penis is just ONE part of the body, and it should be talked about as casually as if you were talking about the size of your arms or your chest.

And then there are those who have a really small penis, that they don't care what they have to talk about as long as they increase their size.

MAXAMEYES said:

Debra Jo Fondren !
HA !!
Nelly, ol' boy; you don't happen to have a long honey blond wig and an Angora sweater....
do ya?

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No suede bootees though !

Uuuhhhh....is that a euphemism ?

MAXAMEYES said:

Uuuhhhh....is that a euphemism ?

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On the contrary, as Debra Jo FONDREN was often portrayed as a simple farm gal with piglets and baby goats in her arms whilst she was wearing suede and denim underpinnings and those famous suede boots.
Check out her 1976 "Playboy" pictorial ....

Uuuhhhh....dude, it was a (joke).....

MAXAMEYES said:

I know that this thread is almost as old as this joke...but I just hadda throw this in here:

How can you tell if your roomate's gay?
When his dick tastes like shit.

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dont get it

MAXAMEYES said:

Uuuhhhh....dude, it was a (joke).....

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Sorry !
My memory banks are not configured to recognise humour ....

Nelly Gay said:

Sorry !
My memory banks are not configured to recognise humour ....

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No Prob' !
Hey Ithiel:
Stub out de blunt...it'll come to ya in a day r 2!

I don't think in terms of sexuality I just think in terms of i want to increase my wang and I look for advice on how to do it..I ain't gay by any means I am alll about the VAG!!!

Sexuality is so dictated by the information we are fed from our parents, school, churches, friends and any other daily influence we encounter that may direct our mentality towards a place that does not satisfy our true desires. Are we gay? Well this answer is only relevant in the context of; Are we straight?

We are here, at a penis enlargement forum. We talk about penis, we look at penis, we judge ourselves by penis and we are consumed by the infatuation throughout our daily experience.

I( can say, straight out with no confusion, I love women...I love their pussy, their breasts, their sexuality but I can also say that a large penis excites me in the same manner. Does this make me gay? Of course not! It makes me open to the complete sexual experience.

I see men who try to blame their excitement of the male penis on others as a implication of homosexuality, but isn't it obvious? You seem to be so slick, so male, so Alpha but don't think for a second that your equal love of the male sexuality goes unnoticed.

I love to see a massive penis enter a delicate, beautiful female as much as I love to see a massive automobile attract the pleasantries of a female hopeful. It is normal, real and exciting. Does this make me gay? Of course not, it makes me a man with a broad, expanded understanding of life on a level that allows me to enjoy sex on a level second to none.

I watch bodybuilding competitions and look at the fellers intensely, like judges do. I have respect for those guys and I admire what they have worked for and waht they can do, I don't lust after them. Like DLD I like to see a large unit in action, I have respect for that and covet the size and performance that these big boys can put out, I don't lust after them. I am all about pleasing the ladys, if I am gay then I am a lesbian with a 9" clitorus:hammer:

AlbertaBeef said:

I watch bodybuilding competitions and look at the fellers intensely, like judges do. I have respect for those guys and I admire what they have worked for and waht they can do, I don't lust after them. Like DLD I like to see a large unit in action, I have respect for that and covet the size and performance that these big boys can put out, I don't lust after them. I am all about pleasing the ladys, if I am gay then I am a lesbian with a 9" clitorus:hammer:

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Exactly, if men are not interested in the penis, it's virility and it's impact on a female then I say WOW, you are amazing. Don't watch �naked people movies� if you are heterosexual. The male figure is just as beautiful as the female and one without the other is worthless to the sexual emotion we feel.

MAXAMEYES said:

No Prob' !
Hey Ithiel:
Stub out de blunt...it'll come to ya in a day r 2!

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no doubt

DLD I gotta agree pretty much with all you said....except for the "guys are beautiful"....
Honest to God I don't know how gals and gay guys do it but, personally, I think that the vast majority of naked guys are just fukkin' funny looking.
Me, I'm like...a fur bearing forest mammal or something. Put a pic of me up against, say, Tera Patrick, or Tyra Banks and Christ! we don't even look like the same damn species !