doublelongdaddy;749149 said:
Just call me Clad
As it rhymes with plaid
They have nothing to do with one another

I like blue shoes.

...and?

how do blue shoes and a prince albert connect?
 
Big Schwanz Acht;748748 said:
why wouldn't she be? Clad keeps her vag tingling :)

I think that's what happens when I push her piercing down with my tongue and she gets both hitting her at the same time. I did that one night and at orgasm 3 we somehow went from her being on her back to sitting on my face. Once she caught her breath she told me to just go ahead and cum, she was worn out and fully satisfied lol.

It really is fun with her having it. All she really has to do is start grinding away on me and the piercing does its magic. It's like having someone play with her clit while I'm buried deep inside her and we're smashed together. Lots of fun.
 
Big Schwanz Acht;749204 said:
...and?

how do blue shoes and a prince albert connect?

I actually don't like blue shoes. In the monthly contest rules it says posts must be meaningful, you can't just post "I like blue shoes" a few hundred times to win. It's basically me making a lame joke :O
 
what's wrong w/blue shoes? (other than the difficulty finding a belt that works, lol)
 
Big Schwanz Acht;749246 said:
what's wrong w/blue shoes? (other than the difficulty finding a belt that works, lol)

I prefer dark colors for just about everything. I have ruined clothes by diving into things like fixing the car without thinking about what I was wearing. I started crawling under my car one time in my "white collar" work clothes when I had a cushy office job and didn't think anything of it. Dark things hide stains better and I'm a messy person.
 
Big Schwanz Acht;749278 said:
lol, classic :) I guess I'm a bit more careful since I do my own laundry

I do my share of the laundry as well especially when I've messed up something nice. I've ruined shirts, pants, and shoes on numerous occasions. I guess I take after my penis and don't look before I dive into things. Unlike my penis I don't have an excuse cause I can see, he can't.
 
Big Schwanz Acht;749246 said:
what's wrong w/blue shoes? (other than the difficulty finding a belt that works, lol)

I think the moral of the story is Blue shoes will never win a monthly contest
 
doublelongdaddy;749462 said:
I think the moral of the story is Blue shoes will never win a monthly contest

Hey now! Me and my [not] blue shoes will win again! Lol
 
cladre60;749519 said:
Hey now! Me and my [not] blue shoes will win again! Lol

lol, I know this my Brother, you in this for life!
 
doublelongdaddy;749571 said:
lol, I know this my Brother, you in this for life!

I'm too far behind to catch up this month. Fortunately there's 12 months in the year!

I was talking to a coworker (who will be a good friend when we no longer work together someday) about PE. The man has been to wild gay sex parties where guys are using pumps to see who can grow the most on the spot and use it, stuff like that. He didn't believe you can cause permanent growth. We talked about it for a while and I told him about the gains I've gotten. He was impressed.

Of course you have to dedicate time to it and he's busy non stop every day. Minimum 30 minutes in the morningv for stretching, 15-30 in the evening for girth or do it all at once. I have a feeling he's going to want more details soon cause I saw the wheels in his head turning. Every guy wants more.
 
cladre60;749624 said:
I'm too far behind to catch up this month. Fortunately there's 12 months in the year!

I was talking to a coworker (who will be a good friend when we no longer work together someday) about PE. The man has been to wild gay sex parties where guys are using pumps to see who can grow the most on the spot and use it, stuff like that. He didn't believe you can cause permanent growth. We talked about it for a while and I told him about the gains I've gotten. He was impressed.

Of course you have to dedicate time to it and he's busy non stop every day. Minimum 30 minutes in the morningv for stretching, 15-30 in the evening for girth or do it all at once. I have a feeling he's going to want more details soon cause I saw the wheels in his head turning. Every guy wants more.

Well I am proud of you for spreading the awareness! So many men need our help and I think it is a sign of great appreciation and altruism to bring nee Brothers to the Fam.
 
Big Schwanz Acht;749683 said:
for some reason I am compelled to keep PE and MOS very close to the vest, as in nobody knows

I used to think that but then I realized most of the men I sent to MOS would not last, it was just too hard, they did not have what it took. Today I know we are a very special breed and a great minority. I do not see average size changing anytime in the near future.
 
My MO is to act like I've always been this size...then my brain allows it to be 'normal' and won't try to dissuade me
 
Big Schwanz Acht;749745 said:
My MO is to act like I've always been this size...then my brain allows it to be 'normal' and won't try to dissuade me

Then what happens when it gets even bigger!
 
doublelongdaddy;749656 said:
Well I am proud of you for spreading the awareness! So many men need our help and I think it is a sign of great appreciation and altruism to bring nee Brothers to the Fam.

It's not something I'm going to tell everyone I know even though 95% of those who try will give up. He's someone I trust and we've had very open discussions about penis size. He's gay (and used to be very slutty) and has experienced from very small to very large and just about every race. It's very easy to discuss penises with him, far easier than any straight guy I've ever talked to.

Big Schwanz Acht;749683 said:
for some reason I am compelled to keep PE and MOS very close to the vest, as in nobody knows

I'm pretty close to that myself. If I were to ever be single again I want the unfair advantage of being larger and better than the competition. I want to be the cock they never forget. I want to be the guy that has multiple choices on who he makes a friend with benefits because I'm that damn large and skilled.

If you're single you need that edge that makes women call you the next day and ask if you want seconds. They're getting wet thinking about how you had to stuff your girth into them. Telling EVERYONE about MOS would create too much competition for the single guys.

Plus we're a bunch of perverts for making our cocks fat above average even though breast implants are totally okay. I don't get it.
 
While women's breasts represent the bounty of warmth/comfort/sustenance, they're 'out there' for all to see and admire...the penis on the other hand has and always will carry a mystique that girls will forever be curious about. If your 'mystique' happens to be much larger, the more curious they become
 
Big Schwanz Acht;749820 said:
While women's breasts represent the bounty of warmth/comfort/sustenance, they're 'out there' for all to see and admire...the penis on the other hand has and always will carry a mystique that girls will forever be curious about. If your 'mystique' happens to be much larger, the more curious they become

This is very true. Evolution guides us to like larger breasts and fuller lips. Larger breasts makes our brains think "good for nursing, let's fuck and make a baby." Larger lips make our brains think "full vaginal lips, healthy vagina, will feel great making a baby, let's fuck." That's why so many men have done the 5 knuckle shuffle to Angelina Jolie countless times. I didn't even know why I wanted to bang her the first time I saw her on screen, I just instantly knew I was horny and ready to go.

Damnit now I'm thinking about Angelina Jolie....
 
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