Anyone here have a threesome?
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ChilDsh;657421 said:
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And how to get threesomes?
Can you pull girls home regularly?
In case of a no. Practice that.
Can you satisfy them?
In case of a no practice that.
Do you have regular fuck buddies?
In case of a no solve that.
Do you have the balls to ask a woman if she is into other girls?
Some girls will be mad at you for asking.
Look them straight in the eye and call their bullshit it's a valid question.
When you have 2 chicks both up for threesomes (if you fuck them properly and you dont do slut shaming (omg you had sex with a black dude! You fucking slut!) then just invite 2 of them over for dinner and red wine one night. Dont do the " pitiiwwdiiipuff! This is my invitation to the THREESOOOOOME! WITH YOU AND OTHER RANDOM GIIIIIRRRRL!"
Just be cool about it: " sup babe amanda is coming by tonight aswell. See you at 7."
Now be cool to your girls. Allow them to fuck others and you fuck others. And stand your ground when they fuck with these rules.
When women feel they can be their true sexual being you will see some freaky shit.
I have done
Bondage
Anal
Threesomes
Ass to mouth
Ass to other girls mouth
Deepthroat.
Gagging
Ball gag
Buttplugged them.
This is only what i have done on one night stands.
The most important aspect to understand about women is that they will mirror you!!
Women will always mirror the guy they like it is their way of showing interest.
You remember that hot girl who had a crush on the skater in school. What did she do? Boom she became a skater!
Now you show money and high class what does she do?
Shows that she is worth using the money on (not easy and expensive and fine clothing)
You show you are sporty. And boom this chick will suddenly workout for a thriatlon.
You show that you are the party tyoe and she will come flashing with all her party dresses and drugs etc.
So what happens when you show that you are open minded sexually and completely cool with her being that aswell? Heck even laughing if she tries to show a more decent approach?
Trust me i can't count the amount of times a girl finished a sentence with: "omg i never said that to anyone!"
By being accepting of womens sexuality you will literally become a beacon of light in a dark room. She will feel a place of freedom and she will show you her passion and lust.
I am laughing my ass off whenever someone ends up banging a girl i have been with before. It's always: "what did you see in that chick she is boring don't wanna do anything kinky at all! Not even blowjob"
Now im standing thinking back to the time where i put her in a collar and threw a dildo through the room making her fetch it on all 4. And here he is complaining about her being a weak fuck?
She reflects him. The truth is that if she told him that she has a whip and a gag ball and she would pretty much get an instant orgasm if he would just tell her he would like to use it on her.
He would panic run away and call her a freak!
He is the reason why he is getting boring sex!
So this concept has to be used! You need to understand that whatever your vibe is. The girl will copy.
Here is another note.
You know the old "friendzone" game.
Now this only works if you have some experience as girls who knows you knows how to read you. So you need to have been going through some personal development in that area. Preferably if she hears about you fucking girls she knows.
Now the first thing that will happen is that she will shame you: "omg you fucked sandy omg she is such a slut!"
Now what she tries to do is to put you back into the "good boy box" you did this by mistake obviously this is not you!
So what do you do? You break out!
" yep i fucked sandy. Man that was good sex!
Her: "omg what did you 2 do!"
You: "hey girl im not the guy to kiss and tell that is just not ok behavior for a man. I wouldn't even tell you i was with her.
You have to understand. In this society a woman who endulge in her sexlife and enjoys it. Is easily portraited as a lesser valuable woman! And i just think this is a horrible mistake. A real woman lets go! Enjoys sex in the moment without wondering about the next day! And she doesn't hold back her desires! Besides you can't argue that a guy gets the best sex from a woman like that!"
Close off the conversation she will try to
Ask more. Just stop her.
A few days later when you see her again. Compliment her on her clothing (try and compliment a woman on her shoes and tell how they match the rest of her clothes and you will see a woman looking like a starwars nerd getting to jerk of george lucas)
Take her hand turn her around like you are dancing and make a comment over the edge.
Now this is where you need to know how to read between the lines.
Saying: i wanna dry fuck that ass!
is too much!
Saying: you look good! Is too little.
I usually say something that makes them giggle.
"Man what i wouldn't do to leave my bite marks in those asscheecks. Wuuuuhuuu!"
She will giggle. She will blush and she will tell you to stop it.
Stay in the tension.
Hug her and joke with her where you are dancing on the line
"Don't worry baby. I will take gooood care of you!" smile naughty.
If she busts you you can always go: "what? Im joking i meant as your friend god you are such a pruud!" always say this is a joking tone.
If the girl has interest in you already now she will start to indicate her interest to you.
Else simply say it straight to her.
One day when you are looking at her just tell her that you would like to have sex with her.
She will panic and start bladibladi bla.
Just be cool about it!
"Hey im not saying that im gonna fuck you now. But damn when you move around. It is so sensual. You are like sex on heels. And sorry for puttong it out there. But im a guy and im honest. And this is what i feel. You want me to lie to you instead? Besides you don't own me anything and you don't need to do anything. But if you ever feel like having amazing time with movies icecreams and naughty sex. Come by sometime."
99% of the cases she will reject you.
But she will respect you for being honest!
Besides she knew you had a thing for her. Finally you had the balls to tell her!
Now the funny thing is.
Guys need a place to have sex. Woman need a reason.
The longest i have waited on a girl to jump my boner is a full year.
I said this to her and she was occupied in a bad relationship.
Anyway a year passes and she needs to forget him.
She calls me: "can i come by?"
Me home with pizza coke and a tank top watching GOT: " ye sure"
20 mins later she is at my door. I let her in hug her and go back to my show.
She goes to the bathroom. Comes out buttnaked. Looks at me and says: "you said you wanted me, now take me!"
My point guys.
99.99% of males now adays feel ashamed about their sexuality.
And they feel like they shouldn't be cheap!
A guys body is easy to get for a girl with decent looks.
A guys heart is the thing that is hard to get for them!
Understanf these concepts and follow them.
And threesomes will not be a problem in your future
Can you pull girls home regularly?
In case of a no. Practice that.
Can you satisfy them?
In case of a no practice that.
Do you have regular fuck buddies?
In case of a no solve that.
Do you have the balls to ask a woman if she is into other girls?
Some girls will be mad at you for asking.
Look them straight in the eye and call their bullshit it's a valid question.
When you have 2 chicks both up for threesomes (if you fuck them properly and you dont do slut shaming (omg you had sex with a black dude! You fucking slut!) then just invite 2 of them over for dinner and red wine one night. Dont do the " pitiiwwdiiipuff! This is my invitation to the THREESOOOOOME! WITH YOU AND OTHER RANDOM GIIIIIRRRRL!"
Just be cool about it: " sup babe amanda is coming by tonight aswell. See you at 7."
Now be cool to your girls. Allow them to fuck others and you fuck others. And stand your ground when they fuck with these rules.
When women feel they can be their true sexual being you will see some freaky shit.
I have done
Bondage
Anal
Threesomes
Ass to mouth
Ass to other girls mouth
Deepthroat.
Gagging
Ball gag
Buttplugged them.
This is only what i have done on one night stands.
The most important aspect to understand about women is that they will mirror you!!
Women will always mirror the guy they like it is their way of showing interest.
You remember that hot girl who had a crush on the skater in school. What did she do? Boom she became a skater!
Now you show money and high class what does she do?
Shows that she is worth using the money on (not easy and expensive and fine clothing)
You show you are sporty. And boom this chick will suddenly workout for a thriatlon.
You show that you are the party tyoe and she will come flashing with all her party dresses and drugs etc.
So what happens when you show that you are open minded sexually and completely cool with her being that aswell? Heck even laughing if she tries to show a more decent approach?
Trust me i can't count the amount of times a girl finished a sentence with: "omg i never said that to anyone!"
By being accepting of womens sexuality you will literally become a beacon of light in a dark room. She will feel a place of freedom and she will show you her passion and lust.
I am laughing my ass off whenever someone ends up banging a girl i have been with before. It's always: "what did you see in that chick she is boring don't wanna do anything kinky at all! Not even blowjob"
Now im standing thinking back to the time where i put her in a collar and threw a dildo through the room making her fetch it on all 4. And here he is complaining about her being a weak fuck?
She reflects him. The truth is that if she told him that she has a whip and a gag ball and she would pretty much get an instant orgasm if he would just tell her he would like to use it on her.
He would panic run away and call her a freak!
He is the reason why he is getting boring sex!
So this concept has to be used! You need to understand that whatever your vibe is. The girl will copy.
Here is another note.
You know the old "friendzone" game.
Now this only works if you have some experience as girls who knows you knows how to read you. So you need to have been going through some personal development in that area. Preferably if she hears about you fucking girls she knows.
Now the first thing that will happen is that she will shame you: "omg you fucked sandy omg she is such a slut!"
Now what she tries to do is to put you back into the "good boy box" you did this by mistake obviously this is not you!
So what do you do? You break out!
" yep i fucked sandy. Man that was good sex!
Her: "omg what did you 2 do!"
You: "hey girl im not the guy to kiss and tell that is just not ok behavior for a man. I wouldn't even tell you i was with her.
You have to understand. In this society a woman who endulge in her sexlife and enjoys it. Is easily portraited as a lesser valuable woman! And i just think this is a horrible mistake. A real woman lets go! Enjoys sex in the moment without wondering about the next day! And she doesn't hold back her desires! Besides you can't argue that a guy gets the best sex from a woman like that!"
Close off the conversation she will try to
Ask more. Just stop her.
A few days later when you see her again. Compliment her on her clothing (try and compliment a woman on her shoes and tell how they match the rest of her clothes and you will see a woman looking like a starwars nerd getting to jerk of george lucas)
Take her hand turn her around like you are dancing and make a comment over the edge.
Now this is where you need to know how to read between the lines.
Saying: i wanna dry fuck that ass!
is too much!
Saying: you look good! Is too little.
I usually say something that makes them giggle.
"Man what i wouldn't do to leave my bite marks in those asscheecks. Wuuuuhuuu!"
She will giggle. She will blush and she will tell you to stop it.
Stay in the tension.
Hug her and joke with her where you are dancing on the line
"Don't worry baby. I will take gooood care of you!" smile naughty.
If she busts you you can always go: "what? Im joking i meant as your friend god you are such a pruud!" always say this is a joking tone.
If the girl has interest in you already now she will start to indicate her interest to you.
Else simply say it straight to her.
One day when you are looking at her just tell her that you would like to have sex with her.
She will panic and start bladibladi bla.
Just be cool about it!
"Hey im not saying that im gonna fuck you now. But damn when you move around. It is so sensual. You are like sex on heels. And sorry for puttong it out there. But im a guy and im honest. And this is what i feel. You want me to lie to you instead? Besides you don't own me anything and you don't need to do anything. But if you ever feel like having amazing time with movies icecreams and naughty sex. Come by sometime."
99% of the cases she will reject you.
But she will respect you for being honest!
Besides she knew you had a thing for her. Finally you had the balls to tell her!
Now the funny thing is.
Guys need a place to have sex. Woman need a reason.
The longest i have waited on a girl to jump my boner is a full year.
I said this to her and she was occupied in a bad relationship.
Anyway a year passes and she needs to forget him.
She calls me: "can i come by?"
Me home with pizza coke and a tank top watching GOT: " ye sure"
20 mins later she is at my door. I let her in hug her and go back to my show.
She goes to the bathroom. Comes out buttnaked. Looks at me and says: "you said you wanted me, now take me!"
My point guys.
99.99% of males now adays feel ashamed about their sexuality.
And they feel like they shouldn't be cheap!
A guys body is easy to get for a girl with decent looks.
A guys heart is the thing that is hard to get for them!
Understanf these concepts and follow them.
And threesomes will not be a problem in your future
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And a footnote. Yes im a fucking freak. And i love it.
I have enough sex toys to start my own kinky club.
Do not do what i do! Do what you feel like doing! You need to enjoy it! By doing something you dont like! You kill the good tension!
Ohh and being afraid of something is never a valid reason for not doing it.
Example:
Im afraid of getting bid by a cobra.
Well yes. But its a valid fear. Cobras are fucking crazy!
Another example. Im afraid to admit to a girl i would like her to spank me!
Well then you have to do it! You can't let fear control your life!
My biggest dream is to be an entrepreneur but im afraid of being a failure.!
Well guess what! Being a failure is a big part of being an entrepreneur. Ask steve jobs how maby fuck ups he had.
And then remember that people don't remember that in the end.
I have enough sex toys to start my own kinky club.
Do not do what i do! Do what you feel like doing! You need to enjoy it! By doing something you dont like! You kill the good tension!
Ohh and being afraid of something is never a valid reason for not doing it.
Example:
Im afraid of getting bid by a cobra.
Well yes. But its a valid fear. Cobras are fucking crazy!
Another example. Im afraid to admit to a girl i would like her to spank me!
Well then you have to do it! You can't let fear control your life!
My biggest dream is to be an entrepreneur but im afraid of being a failure.!
Well guess what! Being a failure is a big part of being an entrepreneur. Ask steve jobs how maby fuck ups he had.
And then remember that people don't remember that in the end.
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Aimingforthetop;657474 said:
So very true. I to, at one time, wished to be an entrepreneur and when I started on the MOS mission there were many failures, mistakes and fuck ups but,like you said, it is part of the process. It was the mistakes we made and corrected that made us successful...we learned as we went along. Today I am so proud that I have had a successful business for 13 years. No too many businesses can boast this in todays economy.
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templnite;657542 said:What kind of toys are you talking about? To use on yourself?
Nope on the girls that i bring over. Really haven't found anything fancy for men except for this advanced pocket pussy that i got
ChilDsh;657800 said:Well the best sexual toy for men is 100 % the flashlight..nothing feels better than a flashlight
Aww man? what do you do with it? We do not want dis seekness en affrikka!
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DEEEPAAHH!
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I got this thing that comes pretty close to the sensation of a real pussy. Its called tenga "flip hole"
Its pretty good.
Its pretty good.
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Well if you got some bucks to spend on weird stuff. This is your chance. And hey i got 2 versions.
Ohh and they are on the limit of being too small fpr me. Which makes me feel good about myself aswell
Ohh and they are on the limit of being too small fpr me. Which makes me feel good about myself aswell
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I might order a couple fleshlights tonight my wife is pregnant again and not putting out as much
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acromegaly;657977 said:I might order a couple fleshlights tonight my wife is pregnant again and not putting out as much
Oh Joy! You are about to experience one of the best orgasms you have ever had! Amazing, truly amazing.
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doublelongdaddy;657980 said:
i had one a long time ago but i threw it away for some reason, they are really nice the texture of the rubber is great
as far as the original topic i hate to be Mr. Boring Ass but as cool as random sex or a threesome might be, being married and comited to one person has really stabilized my life and given me lots of enjoyment.
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I hope I can find true love next year. She must love PE too else I kick her out.
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