any tips on gettin hard when stupidly drunk?lol

exactly wot it says in the title!

Viagra.

...don't fuck fat women....

jqsderrida said:

...don't fuck fat women....

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he speaks the truth

the infamous "whiskey dick"....If I know I'm gonna drink and have sex later on I'll take a cialis beforehand...it last 24+ hours...nothing ensures and erection like ED drugs....

big bori333 said:

the infamous "whiskey dick"....If I know I'm gonna drink and have sex later on I'll take a cialis beforehand...it last 24+ hours...nothing ensures and erection like ED drugs....

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bigbori,

. . . . I just got finished with a Swingers Party Week and during the Party Week, I took a couple of Viagra. I like the outcum from using the Viagra during the party.

How does Cialis compare to Viagra ? The side effects were minor, stuffed up nose/head (on my shoulders) and seems to have a little blurred vision by the end of the week.

Thanks man . . . . . . ...?

is it dangerous to take any ED drugs while consuming large amounts of alchohol?

I don't think alcohol + PDE5 inhibitors are a good combination. You should live, however.

Actually it seems that Cialis might help heart function and seems to have the ability to repair damaged penile tissue (which is the reason I'm taking it).

Most people who know me, know I struggle with alcohol. Such a good escape but it has its share of problems. Getting an erection while drunk is something I can't do. Let me give you an example why alcohol and erections are not worth it. I am 40, most think I am much younger but I am 40. When a forty year old gets a date with a 38DD, tiny waist, bubble butt TWENTY YEAR OLD, he should be prepared to re-live his twenties with unlimited erections and hours of animal sex. How good this is until alcohol comes along.

I had a date with just the girl described in the previous paragraph and I really fucked up. After she said she wanted to get with me I set up a time for her to come to my crib. Before she arrived I had a couple of drinks to calm my anxiety but 2 drinks, for me, leads to 10 times that. When she shows up we sit down to watch a movie and drink a bottle of GREY GOOSE Sounds so good but it leads to such a disappointment.

She was dressed in her "fuck me clothes" and those huge boobs were bubbling out of her black bra (yeah, you could see it through her see through white top.). God, I love HUGE YOUNG BOOBS. When a girl is 20 and has 38DD boobs naturally, you gotta appreciate creation!:D

We shared drinks and watched a 2 hour movie. By the end of the movie we were both drunk. She excused herself to the bathroom and she made her way to the bathroom and left the door open. I could not resist. I got up and walked into the bathroom. SHe was sitting on the toilet with her thick, tan legs and the sound of her pussy pissing turned me on. I sat in her lap, facing her and started to kiss her. I had a raging hard on and she was really into it. She already knew I was DLD and had a Penis Enlargement site as she went to the site. After reading about Penis Enlargement and checking out my shit I think her real hopes were to get fucked by a 10 inch cock:D I could kind of tell by the way she was kissing me. What was soooo sexy is as I kissed her she never stopped peeing. That was such a turn on, have no idea why, but it was. My erection was awesome. As I sat on her thick warm legs my cock kept getting harder and harder....I was convinced I would really fuck this bitch up.

After our dirty, bathroom adventure we headed for the couch to continue. When she unleashed her massive, heavy, 20 year old boobs from that tight, black bra I thought I was going to bust a nut. They were perfect. They were huge but hung heavy just like a 1983 Penthouse, centerfold model! She pulled her pants off and, even though her pussy was kind of hairy, it turned me on because I started to have thoughts like, "I wonder if she is too young to know about shaving." It was not hard to make her bush a sexy part of the evening. Her ass much nicer than I expected. I always thought chicks with incredible tits would have a fucked up ass...she proved me wrong.

We are on the couch, she goes down on me and my dick is very hard, I knew by the way she was choking on it while she tried to put it in her mouth. This was an incredible sight and sound. After her pathetic attempt to suck the cock she leaned back and spread her legs. She was begging for the cock. She wanted it sooooo bad but guess what? My cock was SOFT! OK, I thought, I will tickle the balls and look at her tits and my cock will get hard again...NO DICE! No matter what I did my cock got softer and softer and smaller and smaller. Heaven turned into hell and I could not change it.

I WAS FUCKED! (not literally but figuratively)

I really messed this whole date up, or should I say, alcohol really messed this whole date up. I guess this is the moral of the story...Alcohol feels great but a twenty year old pussy feels better.

DLD

damn, i dont think iv ever had this many replies lol
cheers for the info guys,alot to bare in mind.

DLD, i feel for ya story, cos thats pretty much the same story as mine(minus about 3inches of meat and the pissing part lol) and reason why im asking this.

I am pretty certain I can not be the only 22 year old here who can get an erections while pissed? Age would make a difference obviously like I have been drunk quite a few times (although I am likely a "light weight" compared to many around my age) I remember I drunk a lot of vodka, shots, cider etc in a span of a few hours and could achieve an erection easily at 100% but it felt numb and kind of weak but good enough to shag or wank with.

This is probably stating the obviously but when you are kind of pissed you have to focus even more on getting it up.

TheNextBIGThing said:

I am pretty certain I can not be the only 22 year old here who can get an erections while pissed? Age would make a difference obviously like I have been drunk quite a few times (although I am likely a "light weight" compared to many around my age) I remember I drunk a lot of vodka, shots, cider etc in a span of a few hours and could achieve an erection easily at 100% but it felt numb and kind of weak but good enough to shag or wank with.

This is probably stating the obviously but when you are kind of pissed you have to focus even more on getting it up.

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I'm 19 and have had "beer dick" where I just can't get it up.

And then you have an anxiety attack as well, I still say Viagra, all tho I guess I better watch how much I take then, or maybe take some of kinda herbal pill or something:s