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Aussigymguy

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So as the title says my wife found my pe stuff, I keep it all in my bottom drawer which she usually goes nowhere near but over the weekend we had a house inspection & when I opened the drawer later there were DVDs placed on top so I know she saw it I have a bib hanger, a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]hydromax[/words] pump & some wrap in their but she hasn't even brought it up and it's been a few days now so not sure if I should bring it up or just leave it? Has this happened to anyone else? What did they think?
 
Aussigymguy;613694 said:
So as the title says my wife found my pe stuff, I keep it all in my bottom drawer which she usually goes nowhere near but over the weekend we had a house inspection & when I opened the drawer later there were DVDs placed on top so I know she saw it I have a bib hanger, a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]hydromax[/words] pump & some wrap in their but she hasn't even brought it up and it's been a few days now so not sure if I should bring it up or just leave it? Has this happened to anyone else? What did they think?
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i'd just leave it. wait for her to bring it up. have you made any gains? she may like the idea of you having a bigger cock
 
If she has not said anything I would not bring it up. If she brings it up just tell her you are practicing exercises to help you have a more healthy penis and sex life with her. I don't think she will know what the Bib is but the pump is kind of obvious. Just smile and tell her "It's all for you baby":)
 
She might thought you smoke weed secretly and have some weird blood pressure devices.

I would leave it be. It probably is an embarrassing situation for you, but like DLD said, you could put it into the context that it's for penile health.

Like YNM said, she might had known what it was, but likes the idea of you having a bigger penis or wants you the way you are so she didn't try to stir up the pot.

Or she could be worried about the safety of your penis by using that stuff, but doesn't quite know how to pursue the topic w/ you.

Maybe she put the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/mosdvd.htm]DVD[/words]'s in there w/o looking @ what else is in there. Could had just thrown them in to get them out of view for the inspection, rather than trying to conceal the PE equipment from whomever was inspecting.
 
I know my girl has seen my pump, but has said nothing about it. Really, what's the big deal. It's all positive and something that helps both of you. Don't say shit and just keep doing what you been doing.
 
You could try pulling an Austin Powers and tell her that sort of thing's not your bag. Until she also finds the book "Penis Pumps And Me. This Sort Of Thing Is My Bag, Baby" by Aussigymguy.
 
tb007;614012 said:
You could try pulling an Austin Powers and tell her that sort of thing's not your bag. Until she also finds the book "Penis Pumps And Me. This Sort Of Thing Is My Bag, Baby" by Aussigymguy.
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Haha I couldn't stop laughing when I read this reply..

But really, I'm with everyone else, there is no reason to bring it up if she doesn't. I think DLD put it best in saying "practicing exercises to have a more healthy penis and better sex life with you"
 
jacob5414;614015 said:
imagine shes talking bout her finding on some women thread somehwee XD
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LOL.. Can see that happening. Almost an identical thread like we have here about how to talk to him about it.
 
smerc;613948 said:
She might thought you smoke weed secretly and have some weird blood pressure devices.
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Never thought about that, I may make a huge bong out of my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]Goliath[/words]:)
 
Thanks for the replies everyone sorry it took so long to get back my new house hasn't got internet yet, I think I'll just leave it then I was always intending on telling her eventually but not until she looked at me funny & said "I swear your dick's bigger" haha I've only had my pump for 3 weeks & the hanger for 1 week so no notable gains yet but I'll just hang in there I'm still a little skeptical but can see how it could work after studying the biology of it all for a while I think some skepticism is healthy to avoid dissapointment but I'm hopeful to see a measurable difference very soon.
 
Aussigymguy;614252 said:
I'll just hang in there I'm still a little skeptical but can see how it could work after studying the biology of it all for a while I think some skepticism is healthy to avoid dissapointment
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Some things are just too good to be true until you unveil the top layers and figure out the inner workings. At least knowing the background/biology of what you're doing will help you if she ever asks that question, "what are you doing, what is this". Worse trying to explain something you know nothing about. I guess it could be as simple as you hang a weight from your dick and it grows.
 
had same thing happens with my ex girlfriend. except she caught me in the act of using the stuff. can only imagine the rumors that are spreading bout me now lol.
 
Oh and curvy lol that must've sucked I can only imagine, my wife's caught me with my hand on my dick watching adult entertainment before and that was bad enough haha
 
CURVY;614298 said:
had same thing happens with my ex girlfriend. except she caught me in the act of using the stuff. can only imagine the rumors that are spreading bout me now lol.
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What were you using and what was the interaction like between you/her? That's fucking horrible, but I can't help but chuckle deep down.
That's one of those instances where you need the secret ninja vanish powder. Or that men in black pen that erases memory would help.
Hopefully she isn't an ex because of that reason (PE). Going to feel bad about the chuckle then.

Aussigymguy;614308 said:
Yeah I made sure I knew exactly how it all works so I've got the answers to any of her questions
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That's good. Better than having to make up some shitty response out of thin air :blush: I'm terrible @ that though.
 
I don't see why it's a big deal. My wife knows about all my stuff. I sometimes "adjust" the actual price of my equipment down but other that she knows about all of it. I told her the real price of my [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]forte[/words] only because I had just bought her a 500 dollar purse so figured she couldn't complain lol Why wouldn't your wife want you to have a bigger dick? It's a win win in my eyes for both in the relationship
 
was using a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]bm[/words] pump. was on toilet using the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]bm[/words] at the same time. not sure if she left cuz [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]bm[/words] or smell. she closed the door real quick and never spoke bout it.
 
Jdcsd;614321 said:
I don't see why it's a big deal. My wife knows about all my stuff. I sometimes "adjust" the actual price of my equipment down but other that she knows about all of it. I told her the real price of my [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]forte[/words] only because I had just bought her a 500 dollar purse so figured she couldn't complain lol Why wouldn't your wife want you to have a bigger dick? It's a win win in my eyes for both in the relationship
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I wasn't gonna tell her until I knew I would respond to it because what if I said "hey babe my dick's gonna huge soon" then nothing happens except now she wishes I had a huge dick when if I never said anything in the first place it'd just be an unexpected surprise, the second she noticed something I would tell her everything I just didn't see the point until then
 
doublelongdaddy;614230 said:
Never thought about that, I may make a huge bong out of my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]Goliath[/words]:)
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It's not a bong; its for my schlong!

Wait? so i had my mouth on your dick pump?
 
My situation is the same as jdcsd, i scale down the price of items but my missus knows what pe is and has seen all my equipment. Makes it a lot easier to not hide/find private time to practice routines, although she does tease me about spending more time in the bathroom than she does! She's never actually seen me using my equipment but i did show her youknowme's vid on the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]lengthmaster[/words] stretches the other day when she wanted to know how it worked, Her reaction,"you could sit on top of him and ride him like a bicycle, you know, 'cause he's attached handlbars to himself, " lolooool...... 😂😂😂😂
 
I don't see any problem either. What's the matter with it in an understanding relationship between two adults? If she brings it up be open about it and if she doesn't, then you might leave it at that or not. Your choice but I can't imagine any situation in which this should be potential for a real conflict.
 
she still not said anything about it?

i dont think i would ever tell a partner about p.e., and i would hope that when i get into a serious relationship i will have reached my desired size :)
 
Aussigymguy;614330 said:
I wasn't gonna tell her until I knew I would respond to it because what if I said "hey babe my dick's gonna huge soon" then nothing happens except now she wishes I had a huge dick when if I never said anything in the first place it'd just be an unexpected surprise, the second she noticed something I would tell her everything I just didn't see the point until then
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If she has said nothing yet she most likely will never say anything. Maybe she just thought they were plumbing tools or something:)
 
doublelongdaddy;614459 said:
Maybe she just thought they were plumbing tools or something:)
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A turd clasp and a plunger?

You can always print off fake labels and place them on PE products.
Take off the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] sticker and put something plumbery, like "Dump Pump". Print off some fake walmart receipts saying "plumber product" or something like that. Then put everything in a walmart bag. Just hope she doesn't try to go up there for a refund in case she tries to use it one day to unplug a toilet and realizes it doesn't work.
 
When I had a live in girl-friend, I use to rig my drawers with "Post-It Markers" to see if she was snooping around in my drawers (personal stuff) when I'm away... she never had the privilege, ever, to view my array of PE equipment.

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i just remembered the time i left [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] in the shower when i lived with my parents years back. came down the next day to shower and it was standing next to the shampoo and i just thought...FUCK!!! they never said anything
 
youknowme123321;614608 said:
i just remembered the time i left [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] in the shower when i lived with my parents years back. came down the next day to shower and it was standing next to the shampoo and i just thought...FUCK!!! they never said anything
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Seems you got lucky and had it blend in w/ the other bottles :cool: . Smooth.
 
youknowme123321;614620 said:
oh i should have mentioned i left it on the floor of the shower. so one of them picked it up and moved it lol.
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haha. i did this once aswell, howvere luckily i remembered shortly after and went and got it
 
k18;614742 said:
ahha

i would just tell her i do PE, why not it's your wife why hold bac

you should be free to let the penosaur roam the jungle
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most women know nothing about it so it will raise alot questions and suspicions
 
i'd be glad to discuss it with my wife b/c i like the subject

i feel the more you hold back, the less gains you make mentally and physically

i mean look at dld and how open he is about it

now if you have no interest in discussing it then it's a different story, but if it's something you like then shoot
 
k18;614754 said:
i'd be glad to discuss it with my wife b/c i like the subject

i feel the more you hold back, the less gains you make mentally and physically

i mean look at dld and how open he is about it

now if you have no interest in discussing it then it's a different story, but if it's something you like then shoot
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does your wife know?
 
youknowme123321;614763 said:
does your wife know?
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im single, but if i did have gf or wife i would immediately tell her

it's a positive subject. there's a forum for women who enlarge breasts and tighten holes. if my gf were to tell me about it, i'd be psyched lol like tell me more about it, but later first let's have some fun!!!
 
I guess it's just more difficult for a guy to share the idea of it because it's what makes us a man. Your manhood is @ stake so to speak. Increasing something gives to the impression that you may feel less of a man to please someone. It could be really hard to share that unless you're that type of person. Just got to hope someone is understanding in that respect.
 
Buy a big ass tool box and put a lock on it!
 
doublelongdaddy;614821 said:
Buy a big ass tool box and put a lock on it!
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I opened my drawer again yesterday & she'd put more stuff in their so she's had a second look but still hasn't mentioned it so a lock might be a good idea or maybe I'll try get my hands on one of those explosive paint packs so when she opens it she gets a nice coat in pink paint haha that'd learn her
 
VoorheesXIII;614392 said:
My situation is the same as jdcsd, i scale down the price of items but my missus knows what pe is and has seen all my equipment. Makes it a lot easier to not hide/find private time to practice routines, although she does tease me about spending more time in the bathroom than she does! She's never actually seen me using my equipment but i did show her youknowme's vid on the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]lengthmaster[/words] stretches the other day when she wanted to know how it worked, Her reaction,"you could sit on top of him and ride him like a bicycle, you know, 'cause he's attached handlbars to himself, " lolooool...... 😂😂😂😂
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Yah I just got out of the shower a few minutes ago and wife was up there. She watched me put on my [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]size genetics[/words], she said "oh boy torturing your dick again" and I pulled out a ruler and put it down and said "look at that shit 9 inches "lol
 
Aussigymguy;614925 said:
I opened my drawer again yesterday & she'd put more stuff in their so she's had a second look but still hasn't mentioned it so a lock might be a good idea or maybe I'll try get my hands on one of those explosive paint packs so when she opens it she gets a nice coat in pink paint haha that'd learn her
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lol, that would be some funny shit!
 
Get one of those luggage alarms that beeps really freaking loud when moved.
Would probably piss her the fuck off to the point where the PE conversation gets started, but you never know.
 
Where do you guys hide your pe tools in? I have the [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]phallosan[/words], bibs hanger, another [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words], air pump and gauge. I have them in a trashbag in the garge right now with a carparts sticker on top.
 
jinxycat;615494 said:
Where do you guys hide your pe tools in? I have the [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]phallosan[/words], bibs hanger, another [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words], air pump and gauge. I have them in a trashbag in the garge right now with a carparts sticker on top.
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Mine are out for the world to see, I could care less who knows what I do:)
 
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