Why Do Erect Cocks Seem Smaller When You Are trying To Have Sex While Sitten Down

He was just a rich guy who paid for a bunch of gadgets. That's not a super hero. Spiderman, Hulk, the X Men...those are super heroes. If one of the villain's in Batman just had good aim, they could shoot him dead in the mouth and it'd be over. Weak sauce.
 
dmoney101;604412 said:
He was just a rich guy who paid for a bunch of gadgets. That's not a super hero. Spiderman, Hulk, the X Men...those are super heroes. If one of the villain's in Batman just had good aim, they could shoot him dead in the mouth and it'd be over. Weak sauce.
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He is the best because he has no powers. That's what makes him awesome. He has even beaten Superman on a couple different occasions using his sheer badassery, skills, and intellect. Bah! Forget it. To each his own.
 
tb007;604383 said:
Yeah, I meant why do you think Robin has a bigger cock than Batman? You just like Robin better or something? I'm not judging. I love Robin. I'm just curious. Most people would say Batman has the bigger cock.
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Robin always felt inadequate until he bought his first [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]penis pump[/words] and after a few months of training he noticed that when BatMan and him took showers his penis was larger. Today he has a 12" cock compared to BatMans 6 inched:)
 
doublelongdaddy;604445 said:
Robin always felt inadequate until he bought his first [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]penis pump[/words] and after a few months of training he noticed that when BatMan and him took showers his penis was larger. Today he has a 12" cock compared to BatMans 6 inched:)
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Haha. I have no idea if you're joking or what you're even talking about but it's funny either way. Have you seen the Batman and robin adult entertainment parody "Dickman and Throbbin"?
 
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tb007;604471 said:
Haha. I have no idea if you're joking or what you're even talking about but it's funny either way. Have you seen the Batman and robin adult entertainment parody "Dickman and Throbbin"?
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Never seen it but I bet it is funny as fuck!
 
tb007;604486 said:
To be honest I haven't either but I have heard it is indeed funny as fuck.
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I would feel really embarrassed for myself if I shot a load looking at Batman:)
 
youknowme123321;604692 said:
maybe not if it was the batman with nipples on his suit...i think it was george clooney!!! even better mmmhmmm
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Catwomen would do the trick for me...she was the sexiest superhero!

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doublelongdaddy;604804 said:
Catwomen would do the trick for me...she was the sexiest superhero!

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Oh my god, Julies Newmar is hot as balls in those episodes. She just oozes sexuality. She was always trying to get a rise out of batman but he's a steel-willed altruist who never would give her the batdick. Not that I would ever want to see her bang Adam West in his batman suit. That would be hilarious and disturbing simultaneously.
 
tb007;604990 said:
Oh my god, Julies Newmar is hot as balls in those episodes. She just oozes sexuality. She was always trying to get a rise out of batman but he's a steel-willed altruist who never would give her the batdick. Not that I would ever want to see her bang Adam West in his batman suit. That would be hilarious and disturbing simultaneously.
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The BatDick :):):)
 
Disco Dave said:
Okay. I checked the thread. But when Iam laying down; Iam good. The belly seems flatter, the thighs(spread eagle) are not in the way and my cock tends to look bigger to me. Even when Iam on top. But sitting up right is the problem. I guess because the thighs and belly are closer together (submerging the penis). Do skinny guys have this problem to.
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When I sit upright, my penis looks a bit smaller than when I'm laying down. Fat pad might be a contributing factor to this. But I don't let it bother me. If I focus, I can get rid of my fat pad completely in 60 days.
 
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