Thunders view of DLD on C4

They have too much beef. Let's just let it slide and ignore them.
 
"My name alone causes violence"

:) Always wanted to say that.
 
Damn, I just read the thunders thread. Those guys are obsessed with DLD by the looks of things. They must have spys here n shit. They have quotes of like everything DLDs ever said from way back and they know the exact threads and everthing. And the worst thing is that it is mostly the MODs there doing all this. I don't know why they care so much.
 
I agree they have wayyyy too much time on their hands (most of us Penis Enlargement guys do), but some of the things they bring up do bother me, like the jelqing part.
 
Man the soap opera never ends does it? Wait until DLD makes the cover of People magazine? What will be said then? Geezz man some of these guys need to get a life. Any of these guys could have got there own site and made money with it with there knowedge of Penis Enlargement, but it seems like they are jelous of DLD because Mike is doing the damn thang man!
 
It speaks quite highly of the members there. :s

I think we do a good job here at [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] keeping things under control as far as the "forum war." Why don't they act like the upstanding Penis Enlargementers that they claim to be, and quit stirring animosity between the boards? DLD left T's Place nearly 3 years ago. You'd think they'd let it go by now, and just do their own thing. We're trying our damnedest to do ours.
 
Can't read it, just goes to the log in screen. I understand not to be nasty, but would still like to know whats going on if someone can copy it here?
 
You guys don't understand!! Deep down the MODS at T's believe that Penis Enlargement doesn't work!!! And they're out to prove it!! It's really quite simple.

And when they're proven wrong, they go bananas!!
 
(whisper)
Wait till ya see my dick
Wait till ya see my dick
hey Thunder
Wait till ya see my dick
Wait till ya see my dick

Just Jokes:)

It is so good to see so many guys joining and supporting [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words]. We have created a wonderful haven here and it seems like no one can stop it. I guess we have an Angel:)
 
doublelongdaddy said:
(whisper)
Wait till ya see my dick
Wait till ya see my dick
hey Thunder
Wait till ya see my dick
Wait till ya see my dick

Just Jokes:)

It is so good to see so many guys joining and supporting [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words]. We have created a wonderful haven here and it seems like no one can stop it. I guess we have an Angel:)
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That song is cool.

Wait till ya see my clit......... genius.LOLrofl
 
Provider said:
Damn, I just read the thunders thread. Those guys are obsessed with DLD by the looks of things. They must have spys here n shit. They have quotes of like everything DLDs ever said from way back and they know the exact threads and everthing. And the worst thing is that it is mostly the MODs there doing all this. I don't know why they care so much.
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They should quote this....

"We're taken over this year, ya hear?"
 
It's not like DLD didn't claim to invent every known Penis Enlargement exercise except jelqing in "The Perfect Penis". I can see how this would be offensive to someone.
 
MDC said:
It's not like DLD didn't claim to invent every known Penis Enlargement exercise except jelqing in "The Perfect Penis". I can see how this would be offensive to someone.
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Laying claim to Jelqing and basic stretching would be incorrect as these are ancient art-forms. What I do claim my name to is the hundreds of innovations I have brought to the table. Exercises like DLD Blasters that have been re-named to fit the hidden agenda of a spiteful forum. Very sad. Do I want praise? Fuck no but I do want to be recognized and credited. How is a forum, like Thundersplace, going to use my exercises, rename them, post them, grow with them, then call me a fake? That math does not add up. Why was I chosen to be on this show? Maybe I am a really good fake.
 
DLD,
I think my point is that there are hundreds of innovators in Penis Enlargement. For example, Ulistretch developed the Uli years before you said you even started Penis Enlargement (In April 2002, you said you had been at it for about 8 months). I could find hundreds of variations of exercises that were developed prior to that time if I wanted to. Just by searching the Penis Enlargement forum, or Forsize's archives (provided they exist).

That said, you certainly are the most prolific in terms of developing exercises.But in the documentary, you laid claim to pretty much all innovations since jelqing which should rub people the wrong way. It also would have been smarter to leave out the bit about translating Arabic texts.
 
MDC said:
DLD,That said, you certainly are the most prolific in terms of developing exercises.But in the documentary, you laid claim to pretty much all innovations since jelqing which should rub people the wrong way. It also would have been smarter to leave out the bit about translating Arabic texts.
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That would be a lie as I did get my original data from translated, Arabic text. Why would I lie about that?
 
doublelongdaddy said:
That would be a lie as I did get my original data from translated, Arabic text. Why would I lie about that?
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I believe it's been disproven that "jelqing" came from Arabic texts, that's why. Penis Enlargement has been around for over 20 years, and this is one of the "wive's tales" that has come along with it.
 
MDC said:
I believe it's been disproven that "jelqing" came from Arabic texts, that's why. Penis Enlargement has been around for over 20 years, and this is one of the "wive's tales" that has come along with it.
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a chicken or the egg argument
 
No offense here. But if you guys keep debating this, I'm going to put my "scholar's" cap on and do some hard-nosed research on the topic. I may even travel to ancient "Arabia," to do some first hand, (excuse the expression), research.

On second thought, I think I'll stay right where I am.

Do you suppose the "you know who" did P.E.? How "ancient" is this art? You say it started with the cave man?

When the fuck did HE have time to yank his wank? He was imitating the chimps, you say? And then it started to grow, you say??


Oh, I see. Are you sure you're not into magical thinking?

Hmmmm.

My pecker's calling me!! Back to my DLD blasters!! before I get into trouble. Holy shit!!! This stuff works!!!

Just kiddin'!! Kind of!!! No I'm not!! Yes, I'm am.
 
goinfor11x7 said:
No offense here. But if you guys keep debating this, I'm going to put my "scholar's" cap on and do some hard-nosed research on the topic. I may even travel to ancient "Arabia," to do some first hand, (excuse the expression), research.

On second thought, I think I'll stay right where I am.

Do you suppose the "you know who" did P.E.? How "ancient" is this art? You say it started with the cave man?

When the fuck did HE have time to yank his wank? He was imitating the chimps, you say? And then it started to grow, you say??


Oh, I see. Are you sure you're not into magical thinking?

Hmmmm.

My pecker's calling me!! Back to my DLD blasters!! before I get into trouble. Holy shit!!! This stuff works!!!

Just kiddin'!! Kind of!!! No I'm not!! Yes, I'm am.
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I got a straight jacket with your name on here:scratchch
 
doublelongdaddy said:
(whisper)
Wait till ya see my dick
Wait till ya see my dick
hey Thunder
Wait till ya see my dick
Wait till ya see my dick

Just Jokes:)

It is so good to see so many guys joining and supporting [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words]. We have created a wonderful haven here and it seems like no one can stop it. I guess we have an Angel:)
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Thanks, Mike, for the haven. Seriously!! I'm eternally grateful. I sent you some bucks in the mail. I'll send you more when I get the cash.


And I'm so glad you're back in action. I've been praying for you.


:P
 
MDC said:
I believe it's been disproven that "jelqing" came from Arabic texts, that's why. Penis Enlargement has been around for over 20 years, and this is one of the "wive's tales" that has come along with it.
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Negative, it is actually a big Arab tradition but not like it once was.
The word Jelqing is not arabic, your right on that as its just some made up shit but the actual method was made famous from men who practiced it in the middle east and gained well from it. I have Turkish-Cypriot blood and in the North of Cyprus where the Turks live I have family and some of the 'older' men have told me about the sessions they had when younger, milking the penis as they described to me which was passed down from father to son in order to get the biggest dick and claim the most woman, be the alpha male.
 
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REDZULU2003 said:
Negative, it is actually a big Arab tradition but not like it once was.
The word Jelqing is not arabic, your right on that as its just some made up shit but the actual method was made famous from men who practiced it in the middle east and gained well from it. I have Turkish-Cypriot blood and in the North of Cyprus where the Turks live I have family and some of the 'older' men have told me about the sessions they had when younger, milking the penis as they described to me which was passed down from father to son in order to get the biggest dick and claim the most woman, be the alpha male.
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When i broke my [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Power assist[/words] i was in Cyprus.
 
REDZULU2003 said:
Negative, it is actually a big Arab tradition but not like it once was.
The word Jelqing is not arabic, your right on that as its just some made up shit but the actual method was made famous from men who practiced it in the middle east and gained well from it. I have Turkish-Cypriot blood and in the North of Cyprus where the Turks live I have family and some of the 'older' men have told me about the sessions they had when younger, milking the penis as they described to me which was passed down from father to son in order to get the biggest dick and claim the most woman, be the alpha male.
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Thats right, I remember you were studying these topics. I would love to see some of this info, whenever you get a chance.
 
goinfor11x7 said:
Thanks, Mike, for the haven. Seriously!! I'm eternally grateful. I sent you some bucks in the mail. I'll send you more when I get the cash.


And I'm so glad you're back in action. I've been praying for you.


:P
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I'm feeling those prayers as I always seem to get by. It has been a hard 8 months but you guys have really come through. There is a humanity present on [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] that is not available anywhere else on the net. We seem to surpass the digital flicker and become physical friends, A very wise use of technology. And to boot, we share idea that are no doubt millions of years old.

I started thinking about how old Penis Enlargement really is. My math skills are very sharp and tracking through biology, history, science and physics books is natural to me. The phallus or penis (and fallacies around the penis [monuments, temples, head dress, ect.] This is perfectly evident in any ancient culture artifacts as you almost invariably see "the large penis" in the art. Now, whenever man gets an obsession around anything, be it his car, his job, his woman, or in this case his dick, he WILL find a way to maximize that obsessed over item. You know damn well some ape man was walking around with a coconut strapped to his cave-cock. I would have, fuck it, you already know if it was 2007 BC I would be sellin' dick for food, don't sleep.
 
doublelongdaddy said:
How is a forum, like Thundersplace, going to use my exercises, rename them, post them, grow with them, then call me a fake?
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They're a bunch of arrogant fucks over there. If you misspell they correct you. New guys get chastised for innocent questions.

We're trying like hell to grow our cocks, that's all. If I know something I feel like I have a responsiblity to tell a guy who wants to know the answer. After all, this isn't a competition...I just want a big, fat cock and if yours is bigger, fine! At that point I've got my own troubles with trying to get into the little snatch...


rofl
 
REDZULU2003 said:
Negative, it is actually a big Arab tradition but not like it once was.
The word Jelqing is not arabic, your right on that as its just some made up shit but the actual method was made famous from men who practiced it in the middle east and gained well from it. I have Turkish-Cypriot blood and in the North of Cyprus where the Turks live I have family and some of the 'older' men have told me about the sessions they had when younger, milking the penis as they described to me which was passed down from father to son in order to get the biggest dick and claim the most woman, be the alpha male.
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Red,from which language does it originate then,from Turkish?
 
I'd like to know what did those ancient arabs use as lubricant to jelq,since back in those days everything was scarce right? Using your own spit would be kind of hard,and especially if you lived in the areas where the arabs live/lived. Any ideas fellas?
 
Kassit said:
I'd like to know what did those ancient arabs use as lubricant to jelq,since back in those days everything was scarce right? Using your own spit would be kind of hard,and especially if you lived in the areas where the arabs live/lived. Any ideas fellas?
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I don't know when i was younger i used to jerk off with my own spit and it worked kinda good.

P.S. KASSIT what happend to TP you miss us.
 
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ said:
I don't know when i was younger i used to jerk off with my own spit and it worked kinda good.

P.S. KASSIT what happend to TP you miss us.
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Enterprise Called? Call me bitch!
 
Kassit said:
I'd like to know what did those ancient arabs use as lubricant to jelq,since back in those days everything was scarce right? Using your own spit would be kind of hard,and especially if you lived in the areas where the arabs live/lived. Any ideas fellas?
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Dry jelqing
 
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ said:
I don't know when i was younger i used to jerk off with my own spit and it worked kinda good.

P.S. KASSIT what happend to TP you miss us.
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LOL,so did I,instant lube but shit dried up fast though.

I'll always be here down with [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words],excellent place,fullof good people and excellent info on various topics.
 
doublelongdaddy said:
That would be a lie as I did get my original data from translated, Arabic text. Why would I lie about that?
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I think the concern is over this quote from the show where it could be construed you're taking credit for rediscovering jelqing and bringing it to Americans.

"I went online and I found a backdoor to some text Arabic stuff that I translated, and it turned out to be an exercise called jelqing." - perfect penis

I don't know who popularized jelqing here in America, but I feel it's been around atleast since the mid-90s. Don't get me wrong, DLD, I think most of your ideas and exercises are wholly original and you should be given due credit on those, but jelqing isn't one of them.
 
bigsack said:
I think the concern is over this quote from the show where it could be construed you're taking credit for rediscovering jelqing and bringing it to Americans.

"I went online and I found a backdoor to some text Arabic stuff that I translated, and it turned out to be an exercise called jelqing." - perfect penis
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Exactly how it happened, should I lie?
 
Kassit said:
I'd like to know what did those ancient arabs use as lubricant to jelq,since back in those days everything was scarce right? Using your own spit would be kind of hard,and especially if you lived in the areas where the arabs live/lived. Any ideas fellas?
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Animal fat maybe? I know they've had stuff like olive oils and the like for centuries over in the Middle East and such, it's in the Bible after all. Seems like an ok alternative to ky or vaseline, hell maybe it even smelled better.
 
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