Thunders view of DLD on C4

bIgjOe said:
Animal fat maybe? I know they've had stuff like olive oils and the like for centuries over in the Middle East and such, it's in the Bible after all. Seems like an ok alternative to ky or vaseline, hell maybe it even smelled better.
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I already had thought about olive oil,but if I was living in the Middle East lets say 2000 years ago,I certainly wouldn't use olive oil for jelqing,I'd use it as food. And animal fat is eatable too...
 
prince Albert said:
Semi erect i can do base to head dry jelqing,one of the benifits of being uncut
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Sounds right. I wonder did the arabs circumsize their children before they became muslims.
 
Pandora said:
When i broke my [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Power assist[/words] i was in Cyprus.
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lol looks like the Turkish-Cypriots didnt want you to use it....do it the natural way my boy lol

Also the word 'Jelq' to my knowledge of Arabic, isnt from the language or Turkish....its just slang term. IMHO I get a feeling that the Jel stands for something like Gel, as in gel ... its sticky but can be worked with but perhaps in those days [whoever started the jelq word] the gel was something else and similer to say baby oil. The Q'ing as in Jelqing could be to describe one doing something and I think its nearly certain to some extent that when one Milks a cow 'Milking' that the term Jelqing borrows the phrase in some extent from that. None of this is fact or gospel, just me trying to understand where the name came from.

Finally, what did the Arabs use as lubricant? well I aint asked the old bastards in the North of Cyprus and dont reallt want to ;) but I would imagine that something herbal was used, out the bush such as a plant extract...they aint daft.
 
Olive oil is an excellent lub!!--one of my favorites--it's all natural. :)

Maybe one of the pre-biblical ancients was eating naked--something smeared with olive oil--(a leg of lamb?--I dunno), and a few drops dropped off whatever he was eating and landed on his dick. Then when he reached down to brush the olive oil drops off his dick, he uttered, "Oie vey!!! It vorks grrreat on my scHydromaxekel!!" (Oops, wrong language!! Sorry)

I have no idea when the ancient Arabs started circumcision. I imagine about the same time as the ancient Hebrews--probably about the time their Holy Books speak of their common father, Abraham. Who knows? Maybe they had adult circumcision, and they used olive oil as a kind of soothing ointment. And once the scar healed, the original circumcized--ee just kept jerking it.

Hmmmm.

Saliva always worked great for me too.


:s
 
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ said:
There are like 5 pages so it would be a waste to copy all of it.

It is nothing worth wasting your brain power on anyway
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I still want it! :)
 
Kassit said:
It would be extremely stupid to use olive oil in an environment where food is scarce just to get bigger dick.
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Unless you plan on eating your own dick:D
 
Nah, who gives a fuck what they say at Thunders. Dont post that Poison here because it just sturs more shit up. If you want to talk about crap like that than just email it to eachother and/or use the PM feature here, even use Messengers.

As for the olive oil :) nah dont think the arabs would have been using this either. Like I said before, it'll be 9 times outta 10 be something herbal out the bush.
 
MDC said:
You guys are spending too much time analyzing them spending too much time analyzing you.
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Can that make the penis bigger?
 
MDC said:
You guys are spending too much time analyzing them spending too much time analyzing you.
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So you decided to spend some time analyzing us spending too much time analyzing them spending too much time analyzing us?

Or maybe I'm spending too much time analyzing you analyzing... lol


That's kindoff how it goes anyway. I just ignore them now. It got boring long time ago and I don't enjoy that kind of constant negativity.
 
Chi said:
So you decided to spend some time analyzing us spending too much time analyzing them spending too much time analyzing us?

Or maybe I'm spending too much time analyzing you analyzing... lol


That's kindoff how it goes anyway. I just ignore them now. It got boring long time ago and I don't enjoy that kind of constant negativity.
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For me it is sometimes I like to include them sometimes I don't, it's totally up to me.
 
I guess it has a lot to do with how seriously I take myself and P.E. There are days when I am a maniac--others, when I sit back and say to myself, "What the fuck do you have to prove, anyway? How important is it?" Etc. etc.

I enjoy the rap and I relish in the thought that my dick, (at my age), is still growing.

Is it symbolic? You bet your ass it is!! Does it make me more or less of a man? Of course not.

Does it pull me out of my lethargy? Absolutely!!

I know one thing. If I think positively, I grow. If I get into a negative funk, I sit in my own shit!!!



Well, back to those blasters!! Whooohooooo!!!
 
REDZULU2003 said:
Nah, who gives a fuck what they say at Thunders. Dont post that Poison here because it just sturs more shit up. If you want to talk about crap like that than just email it to eachother and/or use the PM feature here, even use Messengers.

As for the olive oil :) nah dont think the arabs would have been using this either. Like I said before, it'll be 9 times outta 10 be something herbal out the bush.
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What bush, Red?


Lol
 
goinfor11x7 said:
I know one thing. If I think positively, I grow. If I get into a negative funk, I sit in my own shit!!!
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I'm seated in a Lazy Boy sized chair of that shit right now...will I ever get up?
 
Goingfor11X7, 'out of the bush' is a saying from Australia and is used in 'most' countires who speak English to say that something has come from the wilds, from nature....understand what I mean?

Everheard the saying 'Bush Tucker' well thats Wild food from Australia that the Aborigenees eat. Bush refers to what I already described, and tucker is a Aussie term for grub/food.
 
i was just amazed to read this thread again
 
"for the amount of work i have put into this and i ask people for $50 to join my site and their like "well thats a lot of money" its like well fuck you, join another site then" DLD i can honestly state your a true visionary and i can never thank you enough for this site.
 
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