This is a complete joke. Grab a kielbasa, cut it to 13.5 inches and take a good long look at it...do you really believe someone had a penis this big? COme on.

Do a search on 'Jonah Falcon', he is the guy with the 13.5 inch cock, he has appeared on several tv shows were he has been measured.
 
cypher79 said:
Do a search on 'Jonah Falcon', he is the guy with the 13.5 inch cock, he has appeared on several tv shows were he has been measured.


StillHangin said:
...i'm pretty sure DLD knows about Jonah Falcon...

Indeed I do. Jonathan Flacon has never been measured by any reputable outlet. I have seen him pictured in nude poses (3 to be exact) where he is awkwardly pulling and positioning himself to appear larger than life but I have looked at too many penises to be fooled. He is quite large, probably about 9", but without a CLEAR, up-close picture, it is difficult to say. He is virtually a novelty that amuses the unknowing, media hyped, public. 13.5 inches is not the record that J. Falcon claims, it is one of history (pre-dating the 19th century) where a doctor measured a client at this size. Even though this is a record of public knowledge it still gives no credence to what was the true measurement. Based on blood/body ratio of an above averaged sized male (6' tall, 230lbs.) it would be hard pressed for this individual to have the blood capacity, and pressure to erect a penis this large. If it is of any question that I am wrong, and I am sure my accuracy in specific numbers may wane, if you need to see what an 11" BP, erect penis really looks like (over and over, in video for complete analysis) look at a Mandingo video. Johnathan Falcon has never released any media, aside from the 3 blurry pictures I have seen and some laughable video of a guy wearing spandex with a massive bulge, that would even come close to proving a size, mind you 3 inches longer than Mandingo..."13.5 inches"

Some may ask why I don't include myself in this debate...I have no interest. I already know that threads like this are born out of anxiety and media hypnotism. I have long lost the interest of proving myself. But when you look at someone who has never tried to prove himself, MANDINGO and you compare him to a man who makes erroneous claims of size beyond that of MANDINGO...where is the proof? Mandingo does not need to prove himself as he has never claimed anything but look at his penis in action...IT IS MIND BLOWING! Jonathan Falcon, someone WHO HAS SOMETHING TO PROOVE, has never divulged even a minute picture, video or personal opinion that backs up his claim.

Many of you deny my size, but you are here hoping that I help you become larger. Why would you even give the slightest belief to a comedian like Jonathan Flacon who offer you nothing....not even a sexy video of his member in action?

When something sounds too good to be true, it usually is. When it is presented as such without proper support dismiss it as you would George Bush:D
 
Jonah Falcon has never measured his erect penis for the world. With so much shit talking and how much he loves to show it off when flaccid, why wouldn't he just get a hardon and prove it once and for all?

If I had that big of a penis as he claims and I really felt it was that important, which he does, I'd risk my own health and pop a V and show it off on camera. If it really was 13.5 I'm sure Jonah would be the first to get it hard and measure on camera, just so he could have the legit bragging rights.
 
10inchadvantage said:
Jonah Falcon has never measured his erect penis for the world. With so much shit talking and how much he loves to show it off when flaccid, why wouldn't he just get a hardon and prove it once and for all?

If I had that big of a penis as he claims and I really felt it was that important, which he does, I'd risk my own health and pop a V and show it off on camera. If it really was 13.5 I'm sure Jonah would be the first to get it hard and measure on camera, just so he could have the legit bragging rights.

The strange thing, psychologically, is this. J. Falcon has no interest in proving his size, he really does not even care if we make fun of his claims or blindly, believe them. His sole objective is something we are presently adding to....ATTENTION.

For whatever reason he is looking for public attention
 
Johan Falcon supposedly had his penis measured on camera for a HBO show back in Feb.2006. Also he's in the documentary film "Private Dicks: Men Exposed" in 1999. He's an actor that only seems to get bit parts for work. My opinion, he's just an actor that uses controversy to get the attention for acting jobs instead of using his own merit for legitimate (non-adult entertainment) work. If he wants better acting parts, he needs to be a better actor.
 
The world-record holder of 13.5 inches was from back in the day, and he was known only as "The Sequoia". I'm not sure where I got this info from, guiness book or maybe a maxim magazine, but it sure has stuck in my mind...
 
Well Falcon has the "short" affect to add to the hype. He's only 5'9" and if he's under 175lbs he'll appear to be larger just in body proportion...just like Mandigo. Me personally the few "big" guys I've seen and believe to be legitly over 10" are DLD and Mandigo....that bangbros guy -may- have 10" but he's also skinny and short so who really knows...
 
Did i ever tell you guys i have a 17.5 inch penis?


what? you don't believe me? well i'm not going to show you to prove myself, so you're going to have to go off of what i say....and sorry...there's no user feedback...
 
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