Penis Unenlargement

[joejohnson]

I see that you guys have figured out a ton of ways to enlarge your dicks, but has anyone thought of any ways to shrink them?

 

[twins172_up]

and why would you want to do that? ?

 

[Godsize]

You should be banned.

 

[against_odds21]

Um cold, shock, caffeine, steroids, ... Ellen Degenerous.

 

[prince Albert]

Troll alert

 

[stillwantmore]

Aw comon, all he did was ask about the dumbest question you could possibly ask on a forum devoted to penis enlargement. Give him a chance guys

 

[REDZULU2003]

Nah dont be so harsh guys.
Godsize why the hell should he be banned??? dont be so arrogant.
Its one of 'those' questions that has been asked. Sure this is a dick makeing forum, but he has only asked is it possible to de-enlarge it. Is that really a shooting offense? he hasnt said he would like to de-enlarge his or anyone elses dick. Its a simple question. I myself have also wanted to know. Is it possible to shrink your penis permanently useing Penis Enlargement-Type methods...not drugs and crap like that....too easy.
My take is to de-enlarge the penis useing Penis Enlargement-Type methods, well ways messing with the penis to actually shrink it are jelq in reverse. Jelq inwards towards your body, that WILL kill your penis with time and fuck the in and out flow. It would damage the internals of the penis and with time IMHO when impotence kicks in the penis could shrink. In effect its a PS exercise - PS = Penis Shrinking.

 

[belowav]

Old Age!!! if it had to shrink,that would be the way for me

 

[DLD]

Just do everything backwords

 

[nystrongstroke2]

stress just put urself in the most fucked up position that u think u could handle for a couple of months and trust me ur dick will shrink

 

[Texan]

Stop using it... do everything within your power to prevent an erection-- ever. And don't drink much water- keep your blood vessels restricted. And wear speedo balls-up-in-your-throat undies. And shower/bathe in cold water. And my #1 favorite, put a catheter in it- I know from personal experience that this will give you the ultimate "scared turtle."

 

[BiffyStiffy]

Although I'm small, I have the concern of getting/being too long.

 

[Cockolution]

Lol, that reminds me of all the 120 pounders who say that they don't "want to get so huge" so they don't lift weights.

Trust me, you will not wake up one day and be like "HOLY SHIT IM FUCKING HUGE, NO, NO NO! WHAT CAN I DO TO FIX THIS?!~~?!~?!~ OMG?!~!~??!~"

It's a gradual process.

 

[joejohnson]

I didn't mean it to be stupid. I Penis Enlargement'd about three years ago for a period of about a year. A year and a half ago, I found a girl who I really would like to marry. Everything is perfect except that I hurt her really bad when we have sex. We've tried just about everything to remedy this problem. She's pretty petite, and I'm about 9" BPenis EnlargementL and 7" EG. I really worked hard when I Penis Enlargement'd, but now I want to reverse the effects. She's had sex before with other guys and never had this problem. I just figured maybe someone had some advice.

 

[sikdogg]

Just don't slam it in her so hard... if you're hurting her, you need to work on technique. Take your time and don't try to put it all in if it won't fit.

... worst case, there's always the Lorena Bobbit method.

 

[DLD]

Do I gotta call this one? Red where you at? :s

 

[Simply Amazing]

I wanna hear this method lol.
Just do what sikdogg said.

 

[Cockolution]

Do I gotta call this one? Red where you at? :s

Hah, I'll call it.

Hard to believe my friend that you got so big in a year's time...and only have 2 posts on this board.

The only thing that's 9'' BPenis EnlargementL and 7'' EG is the size of the turd I'm smelling.

-My sincerest apologies if I'm wrong buddy, since that is a massive schabanger.

 

[DLD]

Do I gotta call this one? Red where you at? :s

Can anyone say Jamaican Joe?

 

[penguinsfan]

Can anyone say Jamaican Joe?

lol Yeah, just get it caught in farm equipment and Ermgard should be able to take it painfree.

 

[GhosT_DoGG]

If one is to big, then why cant he ask if there is a way to decrease the size of his unit?=)

 

[Shafty]

Is it just me, or does Arnie's arm (the left one in particular) look like it's made out of styrofoam? ?

 

[kausion_420]

JamaicanJoeJohnson

LMFAO!

Man this guy is too funny. One minute his willie is 2 inches long next it is 9. I wonder if he will be making posts like the late Adolf.

 

[DLD]

If one is to big, then why cant he ask if there is a way to decrease the size of his unit?=)

The question was not the problem the questioner was.