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big schwanz acht;746842 said:
'dear santa,
i know it's been a long, long time since i've written you, so i hope you remember who i am. I've been a really good boy this year and helping all my [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]mos[/words] brothers whenever possible. So on your way through the uk, perhaps you could drop-off an [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]x40[/words]?? It'll be going to a kind and loving home with an appreciative missez. Thanks, baldy'

lmao
 
Big Schwanz Acht;746842 said:
'Dear Santa,
I know it's been a long, long time since I've written you, so i hope you remember who I am. I've been a really good boy this year and helping all my [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] Brothers whenever possible. So on your way through The UK, perhaps you could drop-off an [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X40[/words]?? It'll be going to a kind and loving home with an appreciative missez. Thanks, Baldy'

Haha, I wrote something similar months ago😂😂
 
Lookn4girth;746848 said:
beardedbaldy;746817 said:
Lucky man my friend

8 months ago when I last used the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]x30[/words] I couldn't fill it lengthwise. I could reach the top line or a fraction over it but now I'm filling it completely. My erect size hasn't gone up in that time but with the fact that I'm now filling the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]bathmate[/words] shows me that I have potential for cementing a new size, closing the gap on my bpfsl . I will definitely need an upgrade if I really want get any bigger.
 
beardedbaldy;746871 said:
Lookn4girth;746848 said:
8 months ago when I last used the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]x30[/words] I couldn't fill it lengthwise. I could reach the top line or a fraction over it but now I'm filling it completely. My erect size hasn't gone up in that time but with the fact that I'm now filling the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]bathmate[/words] shows me that I have potential for cementing a new size, closing the gap on my bpfsl . I will definitely need an upgrade if I really want get any bigger.

It does let you know that the potential is there and that is a good thing. You keep at it the way you are and that will be your new permanent size in due time
 
beardedbaldy;746871 said:
Lookn4girth;746848 said:
8 months ago when I last used the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]x30[/words] I couldn't fill it lengthwise. I could reach the top line or a fraction over it but now I'm filling it completely. My erect size hasn't gone up in that time but with the fact that I'm now filling the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]bathmate[/words] shows me that I have potential for cementing a new size, closing the gap on my bpfsl . I will definitely need an upgrade if I really want get any bigger.

This is a cost that is so fun to pay! Going from an [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X30[/words] to an [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X40[/words] is a huge accomplishment! Congratulations on such consistent and progressive work.
 
Cheers for the positive comments guys 👍👍 I'll be getting an [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]x40[/words] at some point, maybe after the new year .

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Cheers for the positive comments guys 👍👍 I'll be getting an [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]x40[/words] at some point, maybe after the new year .
 
Send [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]BM[/words] Chris a testimonial about how you've outgrown your [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X30[/words]...perhaps he'll throw an [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X40[/words] your way
 
Big Schwanz Acht;746983 said:
Send [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]BM[/words] Chris a testimonial about how you've outgrown your [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X30[/words]...perhaps he'll throw an [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X40[/words] your way

Good idea. We could use some more people helping others with the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]BathMate[/words]. Beard has been so helpful that they may agree if He dedicates himself to helping them. The worst that can happen is they say no.
 
It's a good idea but it comes across as begging to me. Im sure he gets people asking for free stuff all of the time. I don't like asking people for anything to be honest.
 
beardedbaldy;747058 said:
It's a good idea but it comes across as begging to me. Im sure he gets people asking for free stuff all of the time. I don't like asking people for anything to be honest.

You do a lot to promote them I have no idea why they would not comp one.
 
beardedbaldy;747081 said:
Link him to my log 😂 if he thinks the same I'll take one off his hands haha .

I will! You'll see!
 
Congrats on achieving the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]x40[/words] stage! Hopefully you'll get one soon.
 
Big Schwanz Acht;748448 said:
Merry Christmas Beardy! Let's hope Santa puts your [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]BM[/words] under the tree :)

Santa brought me an X80 :) I wish there was one :)
 
Big Schwanz Acht;748448 said:
Merry Christmas Beardy! Let's hope Santa puts your [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]BM[/words] under the tree :)

Merry Christmas Big. No santa didn't bring me an [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]x40[/words] unfortunately. I'm begging to think he might not be real🤔

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Mike3209;748508 said:
Congrats on achieving the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]x40[/words] stage! Hopefully you'll get one soon.

Cheers Mike

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doublelongdaddy;748515 said:
Santa brought me an X80 :) I wish there was one :)

Get two [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]x40[/words]'s and stick them together
 
beardedbaldy;748524 said:
Merry Christmas Big. No santa didn't bring me an [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]x40[/words] unfortunately. I'm begging to think he might not be real🤔r

well...Valentine's Day is coming soon :)
 
beardedbaldy;748524 said:
Merry Christmas Big. No santa didn't bring me an [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]x40[/words] unfortunately. I'm begging to think he might not be real🤔

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Cheers Mike

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Get two [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]x40[/words]'s and stick them together

That is the math my man! I'm gonna go with 2 [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]X50[/words] Extremes, that will be an Extreme X100, nobodies fucking with that :)
 
doublelongdaddy;748615 said:
That is the math my man! I'm gonna go with 2 [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]X50[/words] Extremes, that will be an Extreme X100, nobodies fucking with that :)

you'd have to get fitted for a kilt
 
Big Schwanz Acht;748757 said:
Scottish (actually)...so I guess you'll have to wear a Toga to allow for the 'hang'

If it aint Scottish it is crap! :)
 
Big Schwanz Acht;748918 said:
'...he'll be cryin' himself to sleep on his big pillow'

Do you remember what it is from? :)
 
Big Schwanz Acht;749203 said:
Mike Meyers in 'So I married and Ax Murderer'...classic!

Close, Mike Meyers on Saturday Night Live around 1989

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Big Schwanz Acht;749532 said:
even classic-er!

I loved those skits, that was when SNL was funny, now it is a political mess!
 
Mlathem;754185 said:
Bump

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What kind of hanger are you using?

He uses the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LengthMaster[/words].
 
huge-girth;763085 said:
Yes I remember

He could knock out videos so quickly and they were pretty professional. This is needed so badly here and he was willing to donate his time, it was awesome. I pray he returns.
 
doublelongdaddy;763124 said:
He could knock out videos so quickly and they were pretty professional. This is needed so badly here and he was willing to donate his time, it was awesome. I pray he returns.

When he does return, I suggest you collect is cell number.
 
Looking back through my log and I'm shocked that my last entry was December last year! It's been a long break! I however get that [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]x40[/words] &#128513; but I've only used it a handful of times &#129300;
 
From now on I'll be using this log again rather than the other one ( beardedbaldy Vs 5 3/4 ) to track my progress. When I first logged back into the forum the first log I saw was my old one because someone had added a comment to it with my new log ( this one )being lost in the pages somewhere. This new log is the one I need to stick to so confusion doesn't arise. This log also has my correct measurements from my official measurements taken back in November.
I know I've been away for a long time and many of you may have lost confidence in me but please bare with me. I will be trying my best to keep everything updated with my new Viagra experiment. My new approach to PE will be less intense than my previous work. What I mean by this is the amount of days I train rather than actually training intensity. I will put myself through a good workout , starting with manual exercises and the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]bathmate[/words], but only 3-4 times a week and using Viagra each night to heal at my maximum state . I feel that my previous attempts at PE, even though I had made excellent gains, where too close together without enough rest in between sessions. I fully understand that some people make excellent gains by training every day but I feel I will do better with more rest days , treating my cock in the same way I'd treat the rest of my body as I do when I train at the gym.
Watch this space guys, the bearded baldy is taking a new approach to PE!
 
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beardedbaldy;766481 said:
From now on I'll be using this log again rather than the other one ( beardedbaldy Vs 5 3/4 ) to track my progress. When I first logged back into the forum the first log I saw was my old one because someone had added a comment to it with my new log ( this one )being lost in the pages somewhere. This new log is the one I need to stick to so confusion doesn't arise. This log also has my correct measurements from my official measurements taken back in November.
I know I've been away for a long time and many of you may have lost confidence in me but please bare with me. I will be trying my best to keep everything updated with my new Viagra experiment. My new approach to PE will be less intense than my previous work. What I mean by this is the amount of days I train rather than actually training intensity. I will put myself through a good workout , starting with manual exercises and the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]bathmate[/words], but only 3-4 times a week and using Viagra each night to heal at my maximum state . I feel that my previous attempts at PE, even though I had made excellent gains, where too close together without enough rest in between sessions. I fully understand that some people make excellent gains by training every day but I feel I will do better with more rest days , treating my cock in the same way I'd treat the rest of my body as I do when I train at the gym.
Watch this space guys, the bearded baldy is taking a new approach to PE!

Sounds good brother I lift as well so I understand the need for rest days. Keep up the work brother. Viagra is nice with girth work.
 
Mike3209;766483 said:
Sounds good brother I lift as well so I understand the need for rest days. Keep up the work brother. Viagra is nice with girth work.

It certainly is bud and I've used it greatly for that reason. I had a brain wave and decided to try it to heal with and so the birth of my experiment.
 
hey Baldy, can you guess what percentage you're erect during sleep? I know I have wood every morning, but have no idea how many minutes/hours I have 100% EQ during the night.

I really think you're on to something here...when I visit my girl (2-3 times/month) I pop a Vitamin C and I'm hard most of the night. When I return home and resume my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]BM[/words] sessions, it seems that I can reach my previous best with ease...so perhaps being erect for a greater amount of time has had some affect(?)
 
Big Schwanz Acht;766515 said:
hey Baldy, can you guess what percentage you're erect during sleep? I know I have wood every morning, but have no idea how many minutes/hours I have 100% EQ during the night.

I really think you're on to something here...when I visit my girl (2-3 times/month) I pop a Vitamin C and I'm hard most of the night. When I return home and resume my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]BM[/words] sessions, it seems that I can reach my previous best with ease...so perhaps being erect for a greater amount of time has had some affect(?)

I think any healthy male has at least 3 a night. A normal nocturnal erection is a powerful thing and will last a good amount of time, combine that with Viagra and we have a recipe for a much longer and harder erection. I gained just under an inch in bpel in two months without any real training. I really do think I'm on to something big here. What better way to heal than in a sustained erect state as you sleep.
 
RR04;766580 said:
Interesting. Is it safe though?

The safe daily dose is 100mg , and I was taking 50mg a night and the occasional full tablet when I wanted a full in session with the missez. I've never taken more than the recommended dose as there could be unwanted side affects.
 
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