Insane idea, but I might try it!!! Explosive Stretches on Rowing machine

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REDZULU2003

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Use my penis to pull the lever back and fourth on my rowing machine :cool: I thought of this awhile back, if I could attach my penis to the lever safely [I have an idea how] I could than sit on the seat and lean back, and my penis would be getting a god workout from pullin the handle.
I would have the tension set to medium or low to start with.
Dunno if I can even get the penis to stay attached to the lever, I mean it'll probably slip ?:( I shall look into it soon.
If I could get this set-up right, than a few of these at medium/high tension would really attack the ligaments like no other stretch before.

Ideas and thoughts on this.
 
You could use like a bib hanger as the attachment to your penis and have that pull from the rowing machine, although wouldnt regular hanging produce a smiliar stretch without so much complication?
 
Yeah, but I dont have a BIB.
I could use my AFB set-up, NICE IDEA Gandolf.

Do you think this would be anygood, useing this kinda stretch for gains ??? or is it just madness?? I dunno.
 
Instead of attaching it to a rowing machine, how about just a bar or pipe? That way can use the strength of your arms fully on the ligs without grip slipping or hand getting tired too soon. That's what I was thinking about anyway. I just feel like I need to get more muscle behind my stretches. Those ligs don't burn like they used to. You might have to be careful if your arms are real strong, tho!
 
Good idea Kong, but what I forgot to mention is when you do this ''Row'' action, its like a Explosive routine, or whatever they call it in BB where you hit an area hard and fast over and over instead of long and slow, which is what most Penis Enlargement stretches are .. the squat and sit-up stretches are explosive, I'm wondering if this would work the penis better than a stationary stretch held for a certain length??
This explosive theory can be used in hanging, if you swing the weights around while you hand .... better still bob up and down so they bounce [safely] of your penis, creating the explosive force over and over.
Deep inside, I think this sort of work could be better than simple pull - hold stretches.
EXPLOSIVE stretches, do they have potential????

I guess I've kinda gone into another subject now lol so I'll edit my post as needed.
 
I follow ya Red. I think it sound like it should do a heck of a job, but if you're not careful also sounds like a greater chance of injury. so please bud be careful.
 
I agree. Faster gains from the explosive force but at a greater chance of injury. I do stretches that way sometimes if I don't feel like I'm getting any serious results. I grab and kind of yank it instead of the long, slow pulls. Careful with it, tho!
 
Or, you could just anchor a bolt into a wall stud, attach a hanger to penis, and then lean back from the wall with your full body weight. LOL
 
Man you guys are nuts!
You must have two dicks or somethen cause there is no way I would bounce weights off the only dick I got.
OK RISK=REWARD So high risk move may give a high reward...or a very serious injury.
Im desperate for a bigger dick, but not a broken dick. Damn guys I do admire your courage.
 
I am so distrubed by this thread I had to post again.
I come here because it is the cutting edge of Penis Enlargement. everywhere else you get old shit rehashed, but [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Mos[/words] is different. I love trying all the new stuff that guys think up.

But this shit is too fucking dangerous. I respect you guys no end, but dont you think you should have a great big fuckin warning at the top of this thread?

I dont think you guys appreciate just how much the avaerage guy like me listens to what you say. If you guys say jump, many will say how high!

Cutting edge shit is cool, but with the power you guys have, you need to be careful of what shit you put out. For crying out loud, slap a warning on this thread...and then keep on coming up with the new shit I love so much!
 
Think of it this way. Put your first against a wooden board and push hard. Nothing happens, but over time you might begin to bend it a little, warp it out of shape. Now, draw your fist back and punch. Crack! It busts in half. Now, I'm not saying break your dick, but the explosive force may cause more microdamage to the ligs, speeding up gains, than just a steady, low-level force. Definitely more dangerous, tho. Heed the warning!
 
Hydromaxmm, I never needed more than my hands but I get worried too easily.
 
Kong,
THANK YOU :)
As I said, you want cutting edge stuff, you come here! I agree with everything you guys have said about the potential of this type of exercise. I just thought that they were underestimating the potential for injury.

Maybe Im like DLD, just to easily worried.
 
kong1971 said:
WARNING! THESE EXERCISES MAY RIP YOUR DICK OFF! TRY AT OWN RISK!
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LOL my wife thought that the first time she walked in and I was doing Penis Enlargement. funny thing was it was just basic stretches after a nice long hot shower.
 
Hum... gee Red sounds like plyo's I think It might work, but I would try to attach it with a heavy elastic band (between bib and rowing machine) just to take edge off of shock.
 
Hey why not make a bib and attach it to a rope and put it on the drag in the rear side of a car. Then try to drag it ;) hehe just kidding lol

Seriously seems very intense im shure it will wolk great with a easy amount of weights. :)
 
Yeah.
Dont forget this thread is also on EXPLOSIVE Penis Enlargement theory, will it help gains more???
I gave, welll thought of the rower as a EXTREME example I could use.
Someone mentioned the Plyro by DLD, yeah they use the same concept, same with JAI stretches except they aint done intense, also squat/sit-up stretches use the concept ..... I'm merely wanting to discuss if this FAST HARD pullin/stretchin of the penis is better than a LONG SLOW HARD pullin/stretchin method ??? I think the Explosive is better, I feel MORE pain in the ligs ... but it borders on injury at times.

Cummon guys, bring ya BB brains to the table and how it works in that field ''fast hard intense bursts on certain areas''.

So would doing FAST HARD BOOOM BOOOOM stretches/pulls be better than SLOW HARD DING DONG DING DONG stretches/pulls ???? the BOOOM and DING DONG are like examples to give ya an idea of how the reps would go, or time scale lol ya know what I mean.
 
Saying this I kinda fucked up lol doesnt make sense does it ??? lol

Okay heres EXPLOSIVE Penis Enlargement exercise

Squat stretch
Sit-up stretch
Plyro Blasters [name might be wrong?]
JAI stretches

Heres the slow, hard other Penis Enlargement stretches I was talking about

''A'' stretch
''V'' stretch
Lazy ass
TOW Stretch

ANYTHING that doesnt use a FAST repetitive HARD jerking motion, pullin/stretchin the penis outwards....is not a Explosive stretch, as I call them.

Make it easier to understand, when you jab over and over fast back and fourth, thats what I mean .... that action, back and to very fast and hard but pullin/stretchin the penis .... this is Explosive, and different than the normal stretching methods and ideas.
It could wear down the ligs/tunicae quicker for better gains.
 
REDZULU2003 said:
Saying this I kinda fucked up lol doesnt make sense does it ??? lol

Okay heres EXPLOSIVE Penis Enlargement exercise

Squat stretch
Sit-up stretch
Plyro Blasters [name might be wrong?]
JAI stretches

Heres the slow, hard other Penis Enlargement stretches I was talking about

''A'' stretch
''V'' stretch
Lazy ass
TOW Stretch

ANYTHING that doesnt use a FAST repetitive HARD jerking motion, pullin/stretchin the penis outwards....is not a Explosive stretch, as I call them.

Make it easier to understand, when you jab over and over fast back and fourth, thats what I mean .... that action, back and to very fast and hard but pullin/stretchin the penis .... this is Explosive, and different than the normal stretching methods and ideas.
It could wear down the ligs/tunicae quicker for better gains.
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BODYBUILDER may give more insight on this but I always used Plyometric exercise as a precursor to standard stretches. My take on Plyometric exercise is that is serves as an intense warm-up.
 
Yeah ... well I've completely lost track of this thread I started, it was wrote well over one year ago. Hopefully ideas can get started in it again. We have more fresh and powerful minds here now.
 
REDZULU2003 said:
Yeah ... well I've completely lost track of this thread I started, it was wrote well over one year ago. Hopefully ideas can get started in it again. We have more fresh and powerful minds here now.
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Yeah, I love these types of threads filled with insane inventiveness, it is just the type of thing that creates new ideas in Penis Enlargement.
 
haha, I think the difference between this and normal hanging/stretching is that on a rowing machine you can set new records, time yourself, see how far you can row in 10 mins etc lol lol lol
 
Cool_as_fcuk said:
haha, I think the difference between this and normal hanging/stretching is that on a rowing machine you can set new records, time yourself, see how far you can row in 10 mins etc lol lol lol
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ROFLMAO rofl essentially rowing with the penis rofl
 
None at all as I havent been consistent and bene more interested in getting the woman of my dreams. Will get into some sorta decent routine soon though.
 
lol

How did I ever miss this post? RED, I didn't read through every post on this thread, but tell me you were drunk or joking when you made the thread. The rowing machine idea was some of the funniest shit I have ever read! I think it's because I actually pictured you at my local health club trying it out. Funny shit!
 
REDZULU2003 said:
rofl If I remember rightly, dont some of those far eastern guys pull stuff along with their manhood?
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yea i think your right....crazy stuff, i would be scared my dsick would just ripp off.
 
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