If your dick is growing BRAG about it here!

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DLD

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I'm very serious if your dick is growing BRAG about it here! This thread is a confidence thread. I want the gainers to chime in and do some good old fashion bragging. To many times folks are too humble so this is your chance to get a big head and flex yourself. Let us know what made the difference in your routine...let us know how fucking good it feels!

Brag Away!;)

-DLD

PS: I am talkin braggin like you would with your drunk buddies and some honey you want to bang is right there:)
 
Maaan, MY dick is like 2 or 3 INCHES bigger than most dudes!! HA HA whatcha think about that?? Last girl I had sex with she said I was the biggest guy she'd seen...hell, now that I think about it....NONE of the women I've been with have said I was small...in fact ha ha theyve ALL said I was BIG!! Damn! What about you guys? Sucks to be average huh? Oh honey, you want my number? Get in line!! I can probably work ya in sometime tonight though.

Hows that DLD?? ;)

Whats made the difference for me in my growth lately? Getting my head on straight, deciding I'm really ready to get that BIG DICK and, just going for it all out, balls to the wall, no more excuses. :hammerhea ;)
 
Originally posted by stillwantmore
Maaan, MY dick is like 2 or 3 INCHES bigger than most dudes!! HA HA whatcha think about that?? Last girl I had sex with she said I was the biggest guy she'd seen...hell, now that I think about it....NONE of the women I've been with have said I was small...in fact ha ha theyve ALL said I was BIG!! Damn! What about you guys? Sucks to be average huh? Oh honey, you want my number? Get in line!! I can probably work ya in sometime tonight though.

Hows that DLD?? ;)

Whats made the difference for me in my growth lately? Getting my head on straight, deciding I'm really ready to get that BIG DICK and, just going for it all out, balls to the wall, no more excuses. :hammerhea ;)
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Thats what I'm talkin' bout!:clapper:

Come on people this is your chance to let go of all humilty and BRAG YO ASS OFF!
 
Yo dld

You better watch out because my dick is getting up there with yours. Women be like don't eat my pussy just stick the magic stick in side me. My dick is getting to big for even me to handle(imagine that). Just the other day this dyme was like " was your daddy Mr. Ed?" i was like nope why do you ask? she said " because you have a horse dick." Yeah baby, thats what i talking about.

I was stroking this one dyme piece and all of sudden i smell smoke. I asked that girl what the hell is are you cooking? She said " nothing, its just your big ass horse dick going in and out of the pussy catching the hairs on fire." My dick is longer than a anaconda and wider than that Mississippi River. Average, what's average? I look in that mirror and scare myself with how big i have gotten. The government making me pay taxes on the size of dick. Yo, my dick is Big!!

Is that bragging or what? Hope that wasn't to much?
 
Originally posted by want_to_grow
Yo dld

You better watch out because my dick is getting up there with yours. Women be like don't eat my pussy just stick the magic stick in side me. My dick is getting to big for even me to handle(imagine that). Just the other day this dyme was like " was your daddy Mr. Ed?" i was like nope why do you ask? she said " because you have a horse dick." Yeah baby, thats what i talking about.

I was stroking this one dyme piece and all of sudden i smell smoke. I asked that girl what the hell is are you cooking? She said " nothing, its just your big ass horse dick going in and out of the pussy catching the hairs on fire." My dick is longer than a anaconda and wider than that Mississippi River. Average, what's average? I look in that mirror and scare myself with how big i have gotten. The government making me pay taxes on the size of dick. Yo, my dick is Big!!

Is that bragging or what? Hope that wasn't to much?
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Preach on brotha...I'm feelin' that...nice

I want this whole thing to turn into a battlerap:D
 
Oh yea I forgot about this one time I hooked up with this girl and, all I did was drop my Levis' and, she took one look at my monster dong, her eyes rolled back in her head and, she passed out. When she woke up like 20 minutes later, (after I smacked her in the face a few times with my horse dick) she mumbled something like "gawd ....fuckin....elephant man....some shit...". LOL, ok that was utter B.S. but, did I mention I can pull out from behind a girl and blow a nut past her head? True story there!
 
Originally posted by stillwantmore
Oh yea I forgot about this one time I hooked up with this girl and, all I did was drop my Levis' and, she took one look at my monster dong, her eyes rolled back in her head and, she passed out. When she woke up like 20 minutes later, (after I smacked her in the face a few times with my horse dick) she mumbled something like "gawd ....fuckin....elephant man....some shit...". LOL, ok that was utter B.S. but, did I mention I can pull out from behind a girl and blow a nut past her head? True story there!
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rolmao cryin':( :) :(
 
I had a little sexy Russian Gymnast, later we got it on and she was like WOW jeez za gutta mammoth cock I was roaring like a fucking lion, all pumped up veins exploding outta my cock the poor girl didn't know what hit her.

That pussy was fucking smoking, it was RED raw after I finished with her....o yea I covered that Russian face with a dose of cream.

The other whores, an Asian acrobat, AGAIN from that same circus......or was it a brothel.

She loved me beating her seal face with ma fucking cyclops bastard pork sausage ... I bust her open real good baby......I also hurt her mouth, gave her jaw fucking ache (cwl)

The last slut to gaze at this......thing.....was some common British slut, she just rode and rode and rode me like some fucking pedigree.....she was knackered to say the least, but I had enough energy to roar out and shoot enough spunk to knot up that nice hair, o man what a night.

They all said I was the biggest bastard they ever seen, they could not get their hands around my meat, marry me one said, thick as a remote another.

Hope you enjoy this DLD, you wanted it and ya GOT IT baby ;););););)
 
Damn right it's getting bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger...

Hangs longer the day after a workout. Last week, I entered the bathroom at work. The room was empty, but I made sure it was pulled out further then I needed to pee.

Sure enough, a co-worker walked in and couldn't help himself... He had to snap a quick glance....

:dropjaw:

So, I figure he can be talking about my size behind my back...

:Secret:

Let em cry, knowing their penises are wimpy compared to mine.

rain:D
 
SO, I sat down to take a dump this morning and was still half asleep...sitting down I hear this loud "sploosh" I suddenly realized it's my penis in the toilet water! Damnit I think to myself...forgot to pull it up and flop it over the edge of the toilet seat like I have to do now. Sigh maybe someday.
 
Great Stories about the wife yet, but everytime I reach down my lizard feels like he ate a bratwurst!!! GOTTA LOVE IT!!!
 
I am the world's biggest dick!






But seriously.....Nearly 8.5" and still growing! Hahahaha!!!
Hung like a Horse in no time at all :p
 
What up! I just started Penis Enlargement like 2 weeks ago and went from 6.5 to 7 inches. Haven't measured my flacid, but lets just say it keeps my other legs nice and warm.
 
Originally posted by GellyBird
What up! I just started Penis Enlargement like 2 weeks ago and went from 6.5 to 7 inches. Haven't measured my flacid, but lets just say it keeps my other legs nice and warm.
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Seven is a great place to be! Congratulations on the gain!
 
I may post this as its own thread separately, because I'm quite delighted and I don't know how many people will see this here and provide me with feedback.

I'm a newbie that really has not developed a real routine yet. I've got an idea of what I'd like to do, but I'm never able to make it a regular occurence. I do a few stretches here and there, a little PC work each day, and a few jelqs whenever possible. Well, after about three weeks, I measure an EL increase of .75" and a BPenis EnlargementL of .25". The EL increase can be largely attributed to my diet having taken off a few pounds, but I'm quite pleased with the fact that the BPenis EnlargementL gains indicate some actual growth.
 
Damn its a little embarrassing looking back at all the tail I nailed, and bragged about! (fail)forgive me brothers :) would never have thought back then I would end up celibate, not having sex due to spiritual reasons.

Not had a fanny for 9 years!


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But I hit this thread for its main reason ... which is for you to post about your growth, and brag about it!
 
REDZULU2003 said:
Damn its a little embarrassing looking back at all the tail I nailed, and bragged about! (fail)forgive me brothers :) would never have thought back then I would end up celibate, not having sex due to spiritual reasons.

Not had a fanny for 9 years!


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But I hit this thread for its main reason ... which is for you to post about your growth, and brag about it!
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This is one of my favorite Memes, but dogs face always makes me laugh my ass off.
 
For 1 month i've grown 2 CM in BPFSL on the newbie routine. Started 3 times a week now im 2 weeks in the second month and im doing stretching 7 days a week and only jelqing 5 days a week (im starting with 6 inch girth) My goal is 8x6.5 NBP which means i need to be 9 inches BP and i need to grow 0.5 inch in girth. Next month i'll start jelqing 7 days a week and stretching 2 times a day. The month after that im going to start stretching 3 times a day on the newbie routine. When i reach my goals 8x6.5 NBP i'll start using the SRT routine.
 
I know my gains aren't the best you have seen but guys m advice is DO THE KEGELS every day. My erection is so hard i swear if i hit a girl with my dick i'll probably break her neck. And they also help with PE
 
hnb said:
Why did you lose your gains ? Couldn't you cement them ?
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I have lost gains l just like other people have and the reason it happens is because the gains that were made were not cemented yet. In most cases men when they stop training will lose up to a quarter inch because it was not cemented yet.

The best advice to avoid this is to go a half inch past year goal size or keep up the maintenance routine once a week after you’ve made the gains you desire.

But in my opinion a maintenance routine is best because we want to stay in touch with their penis and we want to make sure we have good penile health. And as you get holder things change, EQ changes, pelvic floor muscle strength changes, we suppress and eventually we leave size. So for me it’s best to keep a once a week session of the Newbie Routine.
 
I don't really know why i lost my gains, but i did kind of go cold turkey on length work, and i'm embarrassed to admit i don't know exactly what a maintenance routine consists of. But i'm in gaining mode now. I'll focus on that for niw and figure out maintenance when i'm hung like an alpha male mastodon in mating season.
 
StonerWithABoner said:
I don't really know why i lost my gains, but i did kind of go cold turkey on length work, and i'm embarrassed to admit i don't know exactly what a maintenance routine consists of. But i'm in gaining mode now. I'll focus on that for niw and figure out maintenance when i'm hung like an alpha male mastodon in mating season.
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Maintenance is a very simple thing, it would be a lifetime commitment to PE. This commitment would be training once or twice a month for about 30 minutes to maintain gains and to keep yourself in top penile health.

I also think the mind body connection is so important to keep in touch with so when we do a maintenance routine were able to keep in touch with that connection, a connection that we created that so important.

So for right now if you’re in gaining mode then don’t worry about maintenance put every ounce of effort into getting to the size you want to get to. When you land on your goal will start working on maintenance.
 
REDZULU2003 said:
More of you have been gaining, so post about it here.
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Indeed! This is everyone’s chance to brag about themselves so please take advantage of this. Let me start; I made the biggest length gains of any other person in the world ?
 
DLD said:
I have lost gains l just like other people have and the reason it happens is because the gains that were made were not cemented yet. In most cases men when they stop training will lose up to a quarter inch because it was not cemented yet.

The best advice to avoid this is to go a half inch past year goal size or keep up the maintenance routine once a week after you’ve made the gains you desire.

But in my opinion a maintenance routine is best because we want to stay in touch with their penis and we want to make sure we have good penile health. And as you get holder things change, EQ changes, pelvic floor muscle strength changes, we suppress and eventually we leave size. So for me it’s best to keep a once a week session of the Newbie Routine.
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Looks like you have to pretty much do this for life.
 
Avengere said:
Looks like you have to pretty much do this for life.
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One could think of an analogy of going to the gym for 1 or 2 years, then quitting and doing nothing.
Enhancing yourself and keeping at a good level of enhancement takes work.
Surely when you've cemented certain gains you can ease up a bit but keeping a good functional body is a life long process. Don't see it as a burden. :)
 
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arkailija said:
One could think of an analogy of going to the gym for 1 or 2 years, then quitting and doing nothing.
Enhancing yourself and keeping at a good level of enhancement takes work.
Surely when you've cemented certain gains you can ease up a bit but keeping a good functional body is a life long process. Don't see it as a burden. :)
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Exactly. For me it’s even more because I am here every day most of the day so it’s pretty much my home. I found that being involved always help people make gains so much faster.
 
WhitePython said:
Gained an inch in length and half an inch in girth so far (erect), and now have a 6x5.25 inch flaccid at full hang. PE is fucking amazing when you put the hours, days, weeks, and months in, the gains always find their way to you. At 8 inches now, working towards 9.
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That's great to know. I'm also on my way to 9 inches as well. I've gotten a bit over 8 inches now and won't stop until I get to 9 inches.

PE is too addictive.
 
I want to brag about the brotherhood! There are no men in this world that compare to us. We have what it takes to make our dreams happen and we don’t mind working. This brotherhood has produce more penis then a whorehouse!
 
DLD said:
I want to brag about the brotherhood! There are no men in this world that compare to us. We have what it takes to make our dreams happen and we don’t mind working. This brotherhood has produce more penis then a whorehouse!
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The brotherhood has given me so much confidence around women. Now, I can snub a woman unlike before, I feel like a slave around women because they hardly moan during sex with me. Now I can penetrate deeper and make them cum during sex.

Last year, I made two girls cum during sex. It has never happen before. All thanks to the brotherhood. No sex so far this year and I'm now above 8 inches.
 
So I had the situation today at home
I was minding my own business in my room sitting in boxers and reading some stuff about squats nothing much really i was relaxed pretty much, and i have a cat, goofy motherfucker he argues with me sometimes but i love that crazy cat, he was with me in room minding his own business scratching his balls and stuff the cats do..and suddenly ive noticed he got up and that crazy ass jumped on my lap and started to punch me fast in my cock with his paw, i couldnt believe what just fucking happened, very weird shit he did to me and it was funny but i am scared to sleep with that cat in same room lol
 
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