Both ends of the stick :(

lol

Yes, you can!

The friend I told you about further up the thread cannot even come to my store without her calling and checking up on him. He's not allowed to play certain video games because it "distracts him from their relationship" and he is also not allowed to purchase [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/mosdvd.htm]dvd[/words] movies [which used to be his hobby] without her prior approval. Now you tell me he's giving her 10 or 20 orgasms every time they do it.

I always tell him, "Dude, you've got to dick whip her!" but he's obviously too stuck in his own little fantasy world when it comes to sex to try to figure out what he might be doing wrong. If he did, he could change from "Honey is it okay if I play some Halo tonight, pleeeeeeez?" to "I'll be home when I get done playing-- oh, and how bout you suck my dick before I leave?"
 
LMAO

Yeah that's about right. I love Eddy Murphy Raw though. Saw it when I was 4 or 5 and me and my cousin would watch it over and over when it was on HBO or when it was on video. "and he kicked him in the ding ding!"
 
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