Another story of woman and dick size (from my girlfriend)

[Dario]

Well, a little history first. About 6 months ago, I asked my gf who was the biggest guy she had been with. She responded by saying the first guy she ever had sex with when she was 19. She told me, and I quote, "It was huge. He was as big as a ruler."

I struggled with that for quite some time...6 months as a matter of fact and we've talked about it on several occasions. She downplayed it saying that she thought she was wrong and it wasn't that big and size never mattered to her, blah, blah, blah...but I couldn't get that initial comment out of my head.

You know how women are and if you do, you know that they keep diaries. I knew she kept a diary since she was a teenager and knew that she would have written about this. So, last night I asked her to show me her diary from that time so I could have some proof as to how big he actually was.

I read the blurb that she wrote and it turns out that the guy actually used a ruler to show her how big he was and....drumroll....

almost 7.5" (and I know he measured from the side )

So guys, the moral of the story is that women simply cannot equate the size of a man's dick with a number. At first he was as big as a ruler and now he is considerably less than that 5.5" as a matter of fact.

Just thought I'd share this with y'all.

 

[TheExecutioner]

LOL yeh man, thats great news but i knew this would be the case before the drumroll was played We know Women cannot judge size properly to save their lives!.

 

[iwant8inches]

Well, a little history first. About 6 months ago, I asked my gf who was the biggest guy she had been with. She responded by saying the first guy she ever had sex with when she was 19. She told me, and I quote, "It was huge. He was as big as a ruler."

I struggled with that for quite some time...6 months as a matter of fact and we've talked about it on several occasions. She downplayed it saying that she thought she was wrong and it wasn't that big and size never mattered to her, blah, blah, blah...but I couldn't get that initial comment out of my head.

You know how women are and if you do, you know that they keep diaries. I knew she kept a diary since she was a teenager and knew that she would have written about this. So, last night I asked her to show me her diary from that time so I could have some proof as to how big he actually was.

I read the blurb that she wrote and it turns out that the guy actually used a ruler to show her how big he was and....drumroll....

almost 7.5" (and I know he measured from the side )

So guys, the moral of the story is that women simply cannot equate the size of a man's dick with a number. At first he was as big as a ruler and now he is considerably less than that 5.5" as a matter of fact.

Just thought I'd share this with y'all.

Damn, I wish I'd have found a virgin to have sex with. It's probably too late now that I'm 19. There's no way a girl who's had sex with multiple partners is going to find a six inch penis as big as a ruler. I think girls are overwhelmed their first time and some might not even know what a penis really looks like before they have sex. I'll tell you another thing us men know about women. They fucking lie like a bitch. One girl I messed around with was telling me she'd never had sex or did anything sexual before me. My friend knew her for a while and he told me she told him once she'd blown a senior her fresHydromaxan year. I didn't care, but still that was the first time I started realizing how much a woman can lie and lie well.

Also, I think women when they are with their friends will not admit that they have had a boyfriend with a small penis mainly due to pride. At least that is what I think. It is like a competition with them in a similar way it is for guys to have been with lots of women for instance. And when they aren't with you anymore no matter how big you actually are the story changes and you become significantly smaller. They will tell their friends that you are the smallest thing in the world. It's only to hurt us, but hey what are ya gonna do? Right? Penis Enlargement mutherfuckas. lol That's my solution. Get so big they couldn't lie about it. Shit after you break up with them and you hang out with her friends or whatnot shoot your dick will be bulging so much out of your pants their friends won't be able to believe your ex's lies. lol

The moral of all that is...NO MATTER HOW BIG OR SMALL YOU THINK YOU ARE IT IS ONLY AS IMPORTANT AS YOU MAKE IT OUT TO BE AND IT SHOULDN"T MATTER ANYWAY TO ANYONE OTHER THAN YOU

Be proud of your manhood and the next time you are lucky enough to get some even if it is with your girlfriend or if it is with someone you just met Fuck the hell outta of that ass and don't take it for granted. Make her cum no matter what. Don't let her get up until the job is done and then SLAP HER IN THE FACE WITH IT

 

[Matt]

I agree guys most women cant guess size to save their lifes, but my current gf seems to be amazing at it. I asked her a few weeks ago to draw on a sheet of paper how she thought i was and she got it spot on! I couldnt friggin believe it!
Hey Iwant8, my gf was a virgin when I met her.....at 22!
My last gf said she had more than 40 guys by the time i hooked up with her and she was 19.She said i was small (well im not huge at 6.5) so I kicked her fat ass to the kerb!

 

[stiff4ever4u]

Matt "kicked her fat ass to the curb"

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :clap: :bouncings

 

[iwant8inches]

I agree guys most women cant guess size to save their lifes, but my current gf seems to be amazing at it. I asked her a few weeks ago to draw on a sheet of paper how she thought i was and she got it spot on! I couldnt friggin believe it!
Hey Iwant8, my gf was a virgin when I met her.....at 22!
My last gf said she had more than 40 guys by the time i hooked up with her and she was 19.She said i was small (well im not huge at 6.5) so I kicked her fat ass to the kerb!

LOL, GOOD for you my man. THat is where them hoes belong on that curb or on that pole. lol great

 

[thedash]

I have a female friend that just started dating this new guy. Well, after their first sexual encounter, she was telling me and another female friend how huge he was. From the way she made it sound, this guy was at least 10 inches. But anyway, after a couple more times, she finally admitted he wasnt that big, nowhere near it in fact. It just seemed big because of the position they were in the first time, and the fact that their first time was in a car, and it was dark and she never really saw it. It just felt huge to her.

 

[AcesHigh]

This is so damn true. One of the first girls I boned on told all of my friends I was huge. I was 6 3/4 then. Its so damn funny, all my friends constantly bulge glanced me. Turns out she just said it to make her new boyfriend jealous.

When I first boned a girl with my new found 7 incher she was flat out enthralled. She said it was too thick, and I am 5 EG, not exactly a monster. Funny funny.

 

[ctmwm]

Ah sound like women are very much like fisherman!!! hehehehe

 

[iwant8inches]

Ah sound like women are very much like fisherman!!! hehehehe

Ha ha. Yeah It does sound like it huh.

Still though there ain't nuthin like em in the world. I'm so lonely lol

 

[BeBobBox]

Yea this one girl I was with said her last boyfriend was 8 inches when I asked her then I took a piece of paper and asked her to tell me how long up the paper it was. Turns out after 20 min of talkin about it he was actually only 6 inches. It kinda pissed me off so later on that night when we fucked I slammed her extra hard. Girls are fuckin retarded

 

[poonologist]

LOL, GOOD for you my man. THat is where them hoes belong on that curb or on that pole. lol great

lmfao
thats classic
rofl

 

[stillwantmore]

See guys, I learned long ago that this is just one more thing that's not a good idea to ask women about. You'll either end up laughing at her response, or with a size complex and insecurities.

My current girl used to think I was and I quote "at least NINE INCHES!!!", before I measured myself in front of here one day. She was not dissapointed when she saw the real numbers (7" non bone pressed), but still suprised. I love these guys with sub 6" penises that run around telling their sex partners of their "nine inch++" penises!!! Keep at it guys! LOL!!!

 

[BeBobBox]

haha yea I remember the 7th grade this group of kids would be tellin each other yea im 8 inches and i still got more growing to do then later in high school I hear girls talkin about how they were really small.. haha and those guys kept on even sayin they were 8, 9 inches. haha

 

[cyinisis]

I actually know a girl that UNDERestimates size.

I recently asked her how big her current boyfriend is, and she said he was between 4-5". Now I know the kid, and have asked him just to be curious, and he said 5.6"...could've been a lie, but I figure if he would've lied, he would've lied a little bit more than "average".

Kinda scares me, cuz I had sex with her too...hahaha.

CYiNiSiS

 

[poonologist]

I actually know a girl that UNDERestimates size.

I recently asked her how big her current boyfriend is, and she said he was between 4-5". Now I know the kid, and have asked him just to be curious, and he said 5.6"...could've been a lie, but I figure if he would've lied, he would've lied a little bit more than "average".

Kinda scares me, cuz I had sex with her too...hahaha.

CYiNiSiS

alot of girls dont have any power of estimation.
whether it be for the lower or higher side,they are usually off.
guess it just depends on what kind of girl she is as to whether she guesses high or low rofl

 

[kong1971]

Having gone from small to large, here's the breakdown in my opinion. Sizes according to women fall into the following categories.

4" is small. They will more than likely consider you small. They may get off on it and may not. Just depends from girl to girl. But they are not going to think it is big. Sorry. Not gonna happen. They'll live with it, tho.

5" is average. They might complain. They might not. Depends on how big their coochies are. They'll think you're normal and probably even like it alot if you know how to use it.

6" is above average. I think this is the cut off line between average and big. 6" is big enough to hit the G spot and get a girl off. They will more than likely consider you big and will probably brag to their friends about it if you do not totally suck in bed.

7" is big. They will love it. You might even start hurting a few girls when you first stick it in. They will definitely brag on your size and will probably even give you an inch credit on size. (side note: past 7" you won't even have to try that hard to get them off. your size will take care of half of that work for you! )

8" and above. You will be legendary. They may not even be able to take it all in, and will definitely consider you one of the big ones when some other poor sucker asks them about it after you are done with them.

Really, tho, it's all good once you hit 6". You'll be able to pop their cork with ease, and that is good enough for any gal. My wife agreed with this when I asked her about it, and when I asked her if she wanted me to keep Penis Enlargementing til I hit 8", she said definitely yes, but I didn't have to if I didn't want to, cause at 7.5" I fill her up fine!

 

[AcesHigh]

Kong that post ruled. That about sums it up too.

 

[MCTFB]

Having gone from small to large, here's the breakdown in my opinion. Sizes according to women fall into the following categories.

4" is small. They will more than likely consider you small. They may get off on it and may not. Just depends from girl to girl. But they are not going to think it is big. Sorry. Not gonna happen. They'll live with it, tho.

5" is average. They might complain. They might not. Depends on how big their coochies are. They'll think you're normal and probably even like it alot if you know how to use it.

6" is above average. I think this is the cut off line between average and big. 6" is big enough to hit the G spot and get a girl off. They will more than likely consider you big and will probably brag to their friends about it if you do not totally suck in bed.

7" is big. They will love it. You might even start hurting a few girls when you first stick it in. They will definitely brag on your size and will probably even give you an inch credit on size. (side note: past 7" you won't even have to try that hard to get them off. your size will take care of half of that work for you! )

8" and above. You will be legendary. They may not even be able to take it all in, and will definitely consider you one of the big ones when some other poor sucker asks them about it after you are done with them.

Really, tho, it's all good once you hit 6". You'll be able to pop their cork with ease, and that is good enough for any gal. My wife agreed with this when I asked her about it, and when I asked her if she wanted me to keep Penis Enlargementing til I hit 8", she said definitely yes, but I didn't have to if I didn't want to, cause at 7.5" I fill her up fine!

Which begs the infamous response:

Bone pressed or non-bone pressed, that is the question (-:

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

My other Best Freind Rolondo. And Some of me and Kevin and Rolondos Fiance Jen

 

[Godsize]

What are you doing asking your girlfriends about the size of their ex's dicks? You people must be masochists. There's NEVER a satisfactory answer to that question. EVER. Unless she's a virgin, there will always be somebody bigger.

 

[poonologist]

What are you doing asking your girlfriends about the size of their ex's dicks? You people must be masochists. There's NEVER a satisfactory answer to that question. EVER. Unless she's a virgin, there will always be somebody bigger.

i have always stayed away from asking girlfriends questions of that nature.
some guys wanna know how many men shes been with and the sizes and everything else.

i think it just builds up issues between you and your girl to be getting into that stuff.

ive always found it better to just get size questions from a good female friend instead of your girl.
oh and maybe you shouldnt be sleeping or plan on sleeping with her as that could be another pain rofl

 

[kong1971]

"Which begs the infamous response:

Bone pressed or non-bone pressed, that is the question (-:"

Fat pad does make a difference. I am 6'3 and weight 260 and have about an inch and a half fat pad. However, I can attest, as a big man, that you can easily get around that issue through using certain sexual positions. Doggy style and on top with her legs hooked over your arms is the best ways. I can hit the G spot laying flat out missionary style, but not as sure. When we do it with me on top and her legs over my arms, I bottom out pretty easily at 7.5 so no complaints there! There's only a few positions that we cannot do now, which we could do when we were younger and skinnier. I kinda miss the sitting, facing each other position and the one where she lays on her stomach and I sit on her ass and fuck her pussy from on top of her, between her ass cheeks (gotta have some length to do that one, and not much fat!)

It's not just the guy's fat pad, either. The fat pad on a chick makes a difference, too. More than you might think!

Maybe we should come up with a term called EULD, or Effective Usable Length of Dick. You take your BPenis EnlargementL and minus your fat pad and your chicks fat pad and see how much you are actually getting in. Since the G spot it only about 3 inches in there, anything over a 3 is good. My EULD would be about about a 5...my wife has a little cushion for the pushin', too. Not a lot, but I never did like the skinny birds! I like a big order of ass and tit on the side when I feel like a furburger!

 

[MCTFB]

"Which begs the infamous response:

Bone pressed or non-bone pressed, that is the question (-:"

Fat pad does make a difference. I am 6'3 and weight 260 and have about an inch and a half fat pad. However, I can attest, as a big man, that you can easily get around that issue through using certain sexual positions. Doggy style and on top with her legs hooked over your arms is the best ways. I can hit the G spot laying flat out missionary style, but not as sure. When we do it with me on top and her legs over my arms, I bottom out pretty easily at 7.5 so no complaints there! There's only a few positions that we cannot do now, which we could do when we were younger and skinnier. I kinda miss the sitting, facing each other position and the one where she lays on her stomach and I sit on her ass and fuck her pussy from on top of her, between her ass cheeks (gotta have some length to do that one, and not much fat!)

So that is 7.5 BPenis EnlargementL then? I am at that size at the moment (maybe 7.75 on a great day) and I am in good shape in terms of fat to muscle ratio but for whatever reason, I still have a frigging 1.25 inch fat pad. I have knocked it down a bit and I think the supplement CLA has helped out a lot as it seems to be really good at targeting stubborn fat pads.

It's not just the guy's fat pad, either. The fat pad on a chick makes a difference, too. More than you might think!

Maybe we should come up with a term called EULD, or Effective Usable Length of Dick. You take your BPenis EnlargementL and minus your fat pad and your chicks fat pad and see how much you are actually getting in. Since the G spot it only about 3 inches in there, anything over a 3 is good. My EULD would be about about a 5...my wife has a little cushion for the pushin', too. Not a lot, but I never did like the skinny birds! I like a big order of ass and tit on the side when I feel like a furburger!

Yah, I read I think on Thunder's that supposedly for every 20-30 pounds of extra fat on your body, you get on average 1 inch more fat pad for both men and women.

So I guess the formula for bottoming out a woman is loosely:

Penis BPenis EnlargementL - Maximal Vaginal Length - Male Fat Pad - Female Fat Pad = Penis To Spare

The female fat pad does not even include ass cheeks, hips, and the guy's fat pad of course does not include his gut getting in the way either, so I don't really see how you can get around the fat pad problem other than to really push hard against each other just as you push hard against your pubic bone when taking a BPenis EnlargementL measurement. And even then you can only thrust so hard without it making uncomfortable for both of you. There is a difference between slamming and crushing someone, especially if a not so slim lady is going crazy on top as getting your prostate gland slammed really hard is not very comfortable if you ask me. And yes I know from past experience as I found it hard to keep an erection when I felt like I had to go to the bathroom all the time in more ways than one )-:

And yes with not so slim gals I have been with in the past, I notice that about 1/4 of my penis is not even able to go in all the way (this is not because of the cervix, but rather the ass and hips getting in the way), and about 1/4 more is just trying to make it past her fat pad. That leaves me with barely enough to thrust with any decent length of stroke without having to worry about slipping out. Even worse, about half my penis is not really feeling anything at all, so by her being heavy she might as well have just taken a knife and cut half of my penis off.

So yah, even if you don't have a problem with being with someone overweight on the superficial levels, on the physical level I find sex is a whole lot of work with a gal who is overweight, especially if she has a significant fat pad (some overweight ladies get lucky, but generally the ones with big hips have very fat pussies as well). Oh yeah and also, you are pretty much restricted to only a few positions that will work at all if she is heavy as well.

 

[poonologist]

Maybe we should come up with a term called EULD, or Effective Usable Length of Dick.

haha
i think you just branded the term rofl

 

[iwant8inches]

I need a bigger dick yesterday......

You'll get it some day. Then you'll become just another arrogant bastard with a big penis walking around thinking you're hot shit! lol Oh man we should all be that lucky.

 

[Dario]

See guys, I learned long ago that this is just one more thing that's not a good idea to ask women about. You'll either end up laughing at her response, or with a size complex and insecurities.

Yeah, I learned the hard way because unfortunately for me, for the longest time it was the latter.

 

[DLD]

Well, a little history first. About 6 months ago, I asked my gf who was the biggest guy she had been with. She responded by saying the first guy she ever had sex with when she was 19. She told me, and I quote, "It was huge. He was as big as a ruler."

I struggled with that for quite some time...6 months as a matter of fact and we've talked about it on several occasions. She downplayed it saying that she thought she was wrong and it wasn't that big and size never mattered to her, blah, blah, blah...but I couldn't get that initial comment out of my head.

You know how women are and if you do, you know that they keep diaries. I knew she kept a diary since she was a teenager and knew that she would have written about this. So, last night I asked her to show me her diary from that time so I could have some proof as to how big he actually was.

I read the blurb that she wrote and it turns out that the guy actually used a ruler to show her how big he was and....drumroll....

almost 7.5" (and I know he measured from the side )

So guys, the moral of the story is that women simply cannot equate the size of a man's dick with a number. At first he was as big as a ruler and now he is considerably less than that 5.5" as a matter of fact.

Just thought I'd share this with y'all.

Can you imagine how you would of felt if you looked in the diary and found out she was measuring with a yardstick

 

[ICM]

LOL nice one Dario!

 

[thedash]

One thing I have learned, is that women use men's insecurities about their penis size to their advantage, especially insecure women. They want you to think they've had bigger to keep you - they are afraid to compliment you for fear your ego might become overinflated and you will think that you can do better and find someone else. It's their way of having one up on you. Don't believe anything a woman says on this issue, and like someone else said, it's best not to ask. You will not like the answer, cause trust me, they either have been with bigger, or will lie about it. There is no way you will get an answer you will like.

 

[msustud]

Ya I agree with thedash, but just dont ask them and put your penis to work on them haha. That should shut them up for a while .

 

[thedash]

That's just it, put what you have to work, and as long as they are liking it, it doesn't even matter anyway. Just give it to them good, and that will definitely shut them up for a while. That is, until they start feeling insecure again. Don't let them play headgames with you.

 

[PORNSTUD]

Great post that is deff tru you don't have to be John Holmes to get a girl off.

 

[Asanon]

(side note: past 7" you won't even have to try that hard to get them off. your size will take care of half of that work for you!

Amen !

My favorite odd trivia ....

What's the big deal with Penis Enlargement? ....

An 8 is about 2 1/2 times more dick than a 6.

Use that on someone and they're going to know it. :yes:

It will even exceed their normal reponse curve, they can whole-body orgasm in like 3 or 4 minutes instead of what scientists say should be more like 23.

... -Every- 3 or 4 minutes for that matter.

And then later afterwards all their friends act differently around you and totally meat-hawk you when you're not looking. rofl

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