For me i would like about an E 3 or relatively close. Pretty much the size of that Ramone guy from Monsters of Cock and other Bangbros productions, he's my inspiration. Not the rest of him of course, but I picture my penis looking like his during my workouts.
B, Asian Phenom, so I can dick slap my friends with confidence if they ever make an Asian dick joke at me again.
And 2, so that when I slap them, it'll knock em over instead of slicing through them.
I would be fine with a C2 kind of dick. I think that's enough for "rumbel in the jungle". But, on top, I also want lots of gun-powder the bullet and hit "bulls-eye" on a dart board 6 feet away.