What Are The Chances?

Finally got my internet sorted out so i can share this story. been trying all day. had to put a password on my internet b/c apparently the other businesses were all just using mine...bastards!

So anyways...today i am leaving my office. there is a gay couple who runs a business on the first floor and they are there all hours of the night and day. probably sleep in their office regularly. they are packing up their SUV and it is parked in a way that i can see into the back of it as i put some stuff in the trunk of my car. not really realizing myself that i am looking through their stuff i see 2 things that i recognize easily but you never expect to see. that is unless you're snooping around someones bedroom. in a clearish storage bin i can see a BM!!!! it was either a clear x30 or 40.

now guess what the 2nd thing i saw was!!

a mother fucking LENGTHMASTER!!!! the BM was more difficult to see and i just happened to look and know what i was seeing but the LM was just out on the folded down back seat next to a few small hand weights and resistant bands!!
they came out with some boxes and I know they had no idea i saw them. chatted a bit. they told me they were moving and closed down their business.

i thought it was pretty cool to see that. i wonder how many men i know or walk by that do PE.

Probably not many. I think that was just a hell of a coincidence. It still seems like pe is pretty underground. I bet there are less than a million people in the world that do pe. I could be wrong. But it seems that way.

Imagine how cool it would be if they are actually members of MOS! !

They probably are, due to the lengthmaster, an mos exclusive device. At least I think it's mos exclusive.

You know we had a special offer- order a BM and get the 50% off BM- http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/...y-bathmate-and-get-a-lengthmaster-50-off.html that is the thread... OMG, They are members!! YKM you can somehow find them around !

I would imagine that in the gay community there might be a slightly higher chance that guys do PE than in the greater hetero community. I say that because based on my friendships with gay men there is an obvious fascination with cocks, and particularly big cocks, that goes beyond what most straight guys think.

boohoohoo;619252 said:

I would imagine that in the gay community there might be a slightly higher chance that guys do PE than in the greater hetero community. I say that because based on my friendships with gay men there is an obvious fascination with cocks, and particularly big cocks, that goes beyond what most straight guys think.

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I agree! I know a lot of gay people, over 2 years I got offered by 7, I am a magnet ! And no offense, but seem to be MUCH more confident than us- heteros and have qualities I respect much more than the ones we have- they are more open to things, they are happier( cause that's what "gay" originally means and I suppose cause there are no bitches to make their life bad (how ANTI-feminine) !!!!!). And let me tell you- they are totally NOT shy! I like gay people, I support them and I think they are cool!

tb007;619219 said:

Probably not many. I think that was just a hell of a coincidence. It still seems like pe is pretty underground. I bet there are less than a million people in the world that do pe. I could be wrong. But it seems that way.

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yeah way less than a million true lets keep things low key

Wow, that is like a chance in a billion to find the two devices, especially the LengthMaster since there are not a ton of them out. You should have asked about it to see what they would say. The obviously know you because of your video work. Crazy chances of this happening!

Yea... you should've asked for a 3some... !!!!

doublelongdaddy;619402 said:

Wow, that is like a chance in a billion to find the two devices, especially the LengthMaster since there are not a ton of them out. You should have asked about it to see what they would say. The obviously know you because of your video work. Crazy chances of this happening!

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yea i saw them pull up today and head back into their office. they were gone when i walked out for lunch a bit later. it does make me wonder if both or even one of them participate in the forum of maybe they just read around a bit. you know after i thought hsould i have said something but i really didn't want to get into a penis conversation and then if they started asking about routines and stuff. if they have seen my vids (probably have) wouldnt know it was me i dont think. i've talked to them maybe a few times. i dont even know their names lol

Yeah, what are the chances you spot such a rare unique/personal item (Length-Master II) in the streets. If you have one (Length-Master) you should accidentally expose it for their viewing. while in the parking lot. (LoL)

I think it would be REALLY cool if I met someone who PE's on the street. I've never met anyone so far, just the guy who gave me my X30.

Zambrodom3;619545 said:

I think it would be REALLY cool if I met someone who PE's on the street. I've never met anyone so far, just the guy who gave me my X30.

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The LengthMaster could be a beacon of Brotherhood when left in plain site

I sometimes wonder which ��������� or other celebrities do pe. I want to believe Eminem does pe but I think I'm just reading into some of his lyrics too much. In the song Role Model he says, "I got genital warts and it burns when I pee. I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree."

In the song Berzerk he says, "The art of MCing mixed with Da Vinci and MC Ren/ And I don't mean Stimpy's friend/ Been public enemy since you thought PE was gym."

And one more, in the song Bitch Please II he says, (imitating Snoop) "Aww naw, big Slim Dogg, eighty pound balls, dick six inch long." Haha. So I don't know if he does pe but he clearly has a fascination with his dick. Although, don't we all?

I think it's just wordplay. @ school we always referred to PE as gym, not as public enemy. The art of MCing has more to do w/ old styles of rap and seems to be a rip @ the newer rap generation not knowing about the older groups. The penis tree reference was a long time ago (1999). I highly doubt even 1/4 of the people that know about PE today, ever knew about it in 1999 (except through pill ads).

Didn't his ex kim out him as having a small penis though? I think he mentions himself not being technical savvy. I would see him going the surgery/PMMA route before trying the methods here. He does say he doesn't leave his house much though. Maybe he's in the studio w/ a LM hanging from his six inch. :cool:

Yeah, I know that stuff is just him goofing around. I doubt he actually does pe but it seems like he would take to it if he knew about it. Oh, and doesn't every girl out their guy for having a small penis after a breakup?

tb007;619712 said:

Oh, and doesn't every girl out their guy for having a small penis after a breakup?

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Well fuck, ya got me there :blush:. Very true.

I just can't fathom about him not being technical savvy. There is multiple mentions about him being a hermit and it just seems like he has a lot of time on his hands. Hell, he could be you for all I know. :cool: I'll wait for his new album to drop and see if there are mentions of PE and this thread.

He really is technically illiterate. He talks about it a lot. Plus he says he doesn't do social media because he would just get in stupid arguments with assholes all day and it would just distract him.

tb007;619712 said:

Yeah, I know that stuff is just him goofing around. I doubt he actually does pe but it seems like he would take to it if he knew about it. Oh, and doesn't every girl out their guy for having a small penis after a breakup?

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Whenever you break up with a girl she will deduct 2" off your penis size, a sort of mental Lorraina Bobbet