The things that friends say

I don't know if this qualifies as a mental issue but it is definitely something that has annoyed me for a long time.

I have a best friend who I love to death but he has always done one thing that annoys the shit out of me. But I never say anything about it.

We used to be roommates many years ago so of course were bound to see each other naked. Especially with women coming and going. My flaccid is a 'grower' flaccid. His is not. So he thinks he has a big cock. I walked in on him and his gf at the time and saw his erect bone. He has above avg girth but is no longer than mine when I'm erect.

So because of this for years he always has to slip in a reference to his 'big cock' whenever we are both around women at the same time. It's a dig at me. He never mentions his cock whenever it's just me and him hanging out.

I am sooooo tempted to whip out my erect cock (when I hit the 7" goal) in front of him and his gf when he inevitably mentions his 'big cock' and say, "Is it as big as this?"

Okay, maybe that's a little extreme.

Bertrand Russell:
"The best revenge is living well."
Every atom of energy you give this guy is another atom detracted from yourself.

MAXAMEYES;444690 said:

Bertrand Russell:
"The best revenge is living well."
Every atom of energy you give this guy is another atom detracted from yourself.

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You are right. So it's a good thing I never react or say anything.

You could screw one of his girlfriends' friends and then it will inevitably (knowing women) get back to his girl and he'll probably find out about YOUR big cock. Sort of an indirect "in your face!"

Now THAT'S living well!

stillwantmore2;444807 said:

You could screw one of his girlfriends' friends and then it will inevitably (knowing women) get back to his girl and he'll probably find out about YOUR big cock. Sort of an indirect "in your face!"

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stillwantmore2;444807 said:

You could screw one of his girlfriends' friends and then it will inevitably (knowing women) get back to his girl and he'll probably find out about YOUR big cock. Sort of an indirect "in your face!"

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Funny you should mention that idea. *wink*

stillwantmore2;444807 said:

You could screw one of his girlfriends' friends and then it will inevitably (knowing women) get back to his girl and he'll probably find out about YOUR big cock. Sort of an indirect "in your face!"

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I say screw all the girlfriends

We got a thread HERE on friends and their sizes if that helps.

I have the biggest cock among my friends I will share it with all of their girlfriends

rosaclinic;501714 said:

lolx..
just say him in a funny mood so he will not feel bad

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Who?

stillwantmore2;444807 said:

You could screw one of his girlfriends' friends and then it will inevitably (knowing women) get back to his girl and he'll probably find out about YOUR big cock. Sort of an indirect "in your face!"

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yeah good idea

Hey why dont you take pics measuring your penis erect and leave them where he can see them , and he could see the real reality,that gonna change his mind about you