The Most Vain Of All Vain Questions

MCTFB

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OK, now there are probably not too many females here unless there are a bunch of female lurkers or else a bunch of gals pretending to be guys doing Penis Enlargement (that would be pretty funny), but after a response by SWM's Jenny, I was wondering "who in porn has the best looking dick"?

All of us here presumably are yanking and cranking and wanking for a few extra inches in length and circumference, but the question still begs "what is the ideal dick"?

Now, in terms of handsomeness some women of course prefer Val Kilmer to Tom Cruise and vice versa and some women like neither of them and even go for guys like Justin Timberlake, so obviously by that analogy not all cocks look as desirable as other cocks to all women.

However, if a woman could marry a guy and could proportionally enhance the genitalia of her man on their wedding day to her perfect size so that size would not be an issue, what aesthetic features would she like to see on her man's canolli.

So two questions?

(1) Size aside, who has the best looking dick in porn?

(2) What features are the most desirable in a dick besides size (curve up, rocket shape, etc.)?
 
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I would like to have Mr. Marcus' schlong. It's thick and solid, and not needlessly long. I think Lexington Steele, Peter North, etc.'s dicks are impressive, but there is really no need for something that big in a normal, non-freak/non-porno personal/sexual relationship. Anything more than 7.5 inches or so is just extra shaft that will NEVER fit into most girls' pussies anyway. Just my opinion - take it or leave it.
 
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Off the top of my head,I think peter north has the most aesthetic one.
 

mattlapp

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Another one here for a North's pole. He has a great girth, good rocket like shape and his length is impressive too.
 

dafranca

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Peter North is in the same size then Mr. Marcus: maybe 8" NBP. But Mr. Marcus is about 6.75" in girth and Peter North is about 6" in girth.
My goal size(8.5" BPx 6.5") is very close to Mr. Marcus, besides I have read lots of interview from pornstars and most of female pornstars mention Mr. Marcos as favorite star to work with.
 
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samzman

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someone mentioned 7.5 being too big......i heard that the average vagina can take a nine inch cock.
 

bigbutnottoo

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I would like Lexington Steele's and it would also be funny if my whole body is white except for my dick. It would look pretty cool.
 

Tezta

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I think Julian has a pretty good looking cock.. id take his anyday.
 
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Peter North has a gross wang. I can't stand to see him in a porn. Maybe it is because he looks so phony-- super tanned, super muscular, the weird, pinched little boy's face. Plus, he used to be gay. (Nothing wrong with that, I'm just not). If I could look like any porn star, it would be Randy Spears. He looked like a real guy. And if I could have any penis, it would be Julian's.
 

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Julian used to be gay too, of course.
 
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kong1971 said:
Peter North has a gross wang. I can't stand to see him in a porn. Maybe it is because he looks so phony-- super tanned, super muscular, the weird, pinched little boy's face. Plus, he used to be gay. (Nothing wrong with that, I'm just not). If I could look like any porn star, it would be Randy Spears. He looked like a real guy. And if I could have any penis, it would be Julian's.

From what I understand Peter North was not gay, he only worked in gay porn to start. Many of the guys have to start out that way and work their way up.
 

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Ok, he wasnt gay. he just fucked and got fucked in the ass. Its called Gay for Pay.
 

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kong1971 said:
Julian, too? Did not know that...I guess that's just how a feller has to break into the biz. I know it would take a frickin' truckload of money for me to bend over for a massive rod like North's or Julian's. YEEEOOOWWCCHHH!

I think Julian just got sucked off by a guy and did Bi Movies, but Im not sure. I think he got his start doing solo jackoff and Playgirl type stuff which is marketed towards the gay market.
 
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I think mine is good looking, not size wise though. Just the way its shaped. Id take mine at 8 x6 over anybodys.
 
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