Hear me out , what about the penis olympics. The first event could be the speed woody where its the first guy to get a solid woody, lol. :s Then the next event could be the long shot lol, which to see which guy could shoot the farthest. Of course you have to include the event where you see which guy shoots the most . Then the weighted woody where you put weights on your dick to see which guys dick holds the most weight I will call that event the iron dick lol. Last but not least the who can hold out the longest event where a machine jacks off your dick and which ever guy lasts the longest gets the golden boner lol yeah i know its from a movie. Hmmm maybe someday we will all be screwed up enough in the head to actually watch this olympics but until then i can just dream of it. peace and dld you da man