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eager21

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:O Hear me out , what about the penis olympics. The first event could be the speed woody where its the first guy to get a solid woody, lol. :s Then the next event could be the long shot lol, which to see which guy could shoot the farthest.:p Of course you have to include the event where you see which guy shoots the most :O . Then the weighted woody where you put weights on your dick to see which guys dick holds the most weight I will call that event the iron dick lol. LMAO Last but not least the who can hold out the longest event where a machine jacks off your dick and which ever guy lasts the longest gets the golden boner lol LMAO yeah i know its from a movie. Hmmm maybe someday we will all be screwed up enough in the head to actually watch this olympics but until then i can just dream of it. peace and dld you da man
 
I don't expect any replies if i make someone laugh then job well done if not then at least I tried.
 
My bologna has a first name its p e n i s , my bologna has a last name its b a l l s, what kind of girls eat hummel penis dogs fat girls skinny girls girls that climb on cocks. Ha ha ha
 
you've been on this site since march, you have 6 posts...and 4 of them are in this thread...
 
How did you know that, I have a stalker, oh no next time i take a shower i will double check to make sure the door is locked just in case your stalking me.
 
I want a shirt with one of those arrows that points down to your crouch, and it reads nessy the lochness monster lol.
 
This would be a great �naked people movies� movie, you know you would watch it to see who gets the golden boner award. Dog how do you like sex, i like it ruff ruff.
 
This is off subject but did anyone here ever score a girl online, I did, well sort of, we starting talking on the phone. I want to see what the success rate is, or if i would be better off going out to meet women. Oh yeah and mr happy is a prick. LMAO
 
Penis's come in all shapes, sizes, colors, textures, veiny varieties just like people. Be happy with what you have cause you don't know how great it is until it's gone. Just a little advice from eager 21 someone cool needs to reply to this thread.
 
:bootyshak:bootyshak:bootyshak Oh yeah alright in all seriousness let me be frank well my name is actually Joe lol LMAO ok i got it what about dick warmers, like little sweaters for your package, you can wear them when it gets cold. LMAO Oh and in case your wondering i dont smoke drugs i was born this way. To all the homies arcoss the globe keep it pimpin cause i might have to powder my pimp hand.
 
I love to think of ideas that go outside of the box, I think better that way. I wasn't sure if the penis olympics would catch on or if it would flop, like my dick lol. LMAO Jirkmeioff is actually my middle name lol just kidding.
 
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