doublelongdaddy;391032 said:
I have not heard from my Son or your girl...I think he may be giving it to her.

Maybe they're the same person ;) I think DLD is me too....''he is I and I am him.....slim with a tilted brim''
 
lmfao is all i can say to this thread

lets keep the mathafakin ball rolling in this here joint

i'm bringin out the popcorn for this one...

oh and BTW i also had the same thought as did stilwantmore as to how odd that she seems to know next to nothing about Penis Enlargement...
 
Dashdeming;391024 said:
Fucking female gets bent over nothing. I actually thought it would be funny having the little tramp on here but I am thinking maybe a mistake. :) Anyway, she is with me for just a couple of more weeks and then back to CA for her and I am back in the bus for a 3 month stint. She is really not my girl but would like to be, although, she is the hottest groupie that I have seen in a long time. I certainly don't want to offend any females on the forum but damn she can be an emotional train wreck at times. Too much drama for me and she has to go before the common law thing kicks in. Nasty, nasty fuck though. Almost the nastiest I have ever met. You know, �naked people movies� star X 10 sort of nasty. I have found that you don't come by this often at all with women. Not the keeping kind though (would fuck a snake if you could hold it still). Bros before hoes is my motto and you and I actually think a lot alike on many subjects, Still. That bitch is outta her.

Dude...your just an animal bro, wtf x10 �naked people movies� !? dude that's...that's like... eeeeeuhhhhhe daium D where do you come up with these girls ?? Geeeez

...nice to have 'met' her anyway haha
 
doublelongdaddy;391032 said:
I have not heard from my Son or your girl...I think he may be giving it to her.

He's probably showing her how to jelq jack...him
 
8InchMIKE;391081 said:
Dude...your just an animal bro, wtf x10 �naked people movies� !? dude that's...that's like... eeeeeuhhhhhe daium D where do you come up with these girls ?? Geeeez

...nice to have 'met' her anyway haha

Well they just show up is all I can say. I have been doing contract guitar for various acts on the road lately along with some studio work. These wild young things just throw themselves at you more or less. Some you want to run away screaming from and some have a huge major daddy complex. It is those that I find will do just about anything to please. This particular one is as dumb as a box of rocks (I tell her that all of the time). I mean she wrecks cars for the most stupid reasons, doesn't get pretty much any conversation that we have around her and is really the consummate dumb blond. I swear she is so stupid acting that you just can't believe she is not faking. Can't run a computer for shit. Lucky if she can get gas in her car (if it is not wrecked). I think she basically has fucked her way through life as a way to compensate. She has a killer smile and a really smoking tight and hot bod and it comes natural for her to use it. God gives all of us talents and that has to be hers. She has pretty much no shame about her body and will wear the skimpiest of outfits and draws all the eyes to her when she walks in a room. She gives me boners like no other in my life. I just can't deal with the downside much longer and it is time for me to play the field a little more. If only she were just a little bit more with it......
 
"Zing-a-ding-ding, dis kitten's got claws!"



dash's girl;390978 said:
What, are you saying that I am stupid or something? I have not actually seen him do any of this stuff but I know he used to do it mostly before we got together. And actually you do sort of seem like a dick to be honest. He just laughed and told me to register here and check it out. No thank you for your not so warm welcome.
 

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Man, wish I knew how to play a guitar. I'd get all sorts of good pussy. It's like if you play a guitar the best, the chicks just come flowing in. I'll never understand it. I've seen it all the time with dudes and just wonder," WTF." Weird stuff..
 
Dash dude your on your way to be the next Sir. Fuckalot lol

I play the guitar ( both electric and acustic ) and can say for myself that what you report is in fact what i always witnessed, girls love stage animals and they do go bananas to fuck a 'player', well...that's just another way of being a 'player' haha

Good for you bro just don't marry one ok? LMAO

Peace bro,

Mike
 
newbie09;391162 said:
In the end Dash and the girl are the same^^

The same how? Believe me, she is nothing like me and we are no where near the same. She has very few and very simple goals in life and I have very complex and many goals and always have. Not the same at all.
 
"I'm the lead singer in a band."

Line #1 from any Filipina hooker you'll ever meet.
 
newbie09;391162 said:
In the end Dash and the girl are the same^^

Naaaah dude, we are all DLD haven't you heard ?? So Dash and his ehhhr...girl are also DLD in disguise. Come out from under that rock there and smell the truthhhhhhh hahaha

For real, some dude was trying to imply that DLD was in fact all of us and was writing all the posts and threads himself lol
 
I confess I am also DLD. Thats why his cock is so huge, its all of us combined
 
8iG;391183 said:
I confess I am also DLD. Thats why his cock is so huge, its all of us combined


Thats right, my penis is as big as the group combined:)
 
doublelongdaddy;391186 said:
Thats right, my penis is as big as the group combined:)

And what now huh ? You are in all reality ILD which stands for Infinitelly Long Daddy ??? Or even MMDCLD as in Many Many Dicks Combined Long Daddy ????

Man that's deep... shit i'm good at MNNFFF ( making nicknames for fuckin fun ) HAH

who knew ?????
 
Gotta change his name to "Ol' Roman Numeral" now, huh?

8InchMIKE;391259 said:
And what now huh ? You are in all reality ILD which stands for Infinitelly Long Daddy ??? Or even MMDCLD as in Many Many Dicks Combined Long Daddy ????

Man that's deep... shit i'm good at MNNFFF ( making nicknames for fuckin fun ) HAH

who knew ?????
 
MAXAMEYES;391262 said:
Gotta change his name to "Ol' Roman Numeral" now, huh?

Nahhhg bro, that would make him like what? 1655 years old or some shit like that ??!! Nahh man DLD is only 75, he said so himself

You know this bro wtf ?? LMAO
 
8InchMIKE;391362 said:
Nahhhg bro, that would make him like what? 1655 years old or some shit like that ??!! Nahh man DLD is only 75, he said so himself

You know this bro wtf ?? LMAO


I am 78 now, I have some kind of progeria or something:)
 
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