Mega Swing

Mega Swing
This needs to be done naked so privacy may be important. In a semi soft state using the pevic thrust back and forth allow your penis to swing back between your legs then forward slapping your stomach. This is a great exercise to do in between Lazy Ass Stretches to return good circulation. It is also a wonderful flaccid length exercise.

Sounds funny, but I'll give it a try.

Originally posted by Popp
Sounds funny, but I'll give it a try.

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I thought so too. I read about it from another forum, I can't remember which. But I like to do these after Lazy Ass Stretches or Fowfers to return good circulation. I think Red has a similar exercise he does called "Helicopter Shakes" Maybe he will describe these.

Haha, I used to always just stand around and do these for no real reason.. I tried seeing how loud of a 'SLAP' i could make :D

-ItsElectric

My girl makes me do these all the time after sex, although she does prefer a side to side motion. Hard to resist a naked hottie on her knees begging.

How to do Helicopter Shakes-
You might be expecting some wild and wacky new form of exercise, but they're actually very very simple. I think that alone they wouldn't encourage very much growth, but it's the way they are incorporated into your regular workout that makes the difference.
: Grip your penis at the base with your dominant hand (the hand you write with), using the OK sign. Make sure you are holding your flaccid penis as far down towards your pubic hair as possible. Now squeeze a little, to cause a slight bulge in the overall shaft. Now you must swing your penis in a circular motion, just like the blades of a helicopter. You should be swinging it on a vertical axis, not horizontal. Try to keep a smooth motion, and to ensure it's moving in a circular motion. You need to swing it around like this as fast as you can, so it's doing about 5 revolutions a second (doesn't have to be exact!) After doing this rapidly for 15 seconds, stop and go straight into an overhand stretch, using both hands. Stretch towards your feet for 10 seconds, then begin the helicopter shakes again for 15 seconds. When you finish doing this you'll notice a significant increase in flaccid length, or hopefully will, I can't guarantee anything obviously.
That's what a helicopter shake is basically.

ive done this since as long as i remember...i do a bunch of goofy shit naked in front of the mirror....

I've been doing those helicopter shakes for years. It does give a good increase in flacid size. The only problem is i keep hitting myself in the head! :D

in the head ??:eek:
A'T'S' walks into bathroom steps up to urinal ....looks over and sees horse ....embarassed A'T'S' zips pants up steps back and and waits for a stall to become avalible...lol :D .....

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The only problem is i keep hitting myself in the head! :D

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It's great when you hit right between the shoulderblades.

I've read of certain phallic sects whose rituals include this mega swing. I've done it and it is great, as is the helicopter when done without hands. Both of these methods are good between sets to just keep the blood weighted in there; like a centrifuge.

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My roommate and I used to do this all the time to each other, with boxers on of course.

I do it....its just plain fun. Espeacially around girls

10inchadvantage said:

My roommate and I used to do this all the time to each other, with boxers on of course.

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wearing boxers, yeah, so you were


keep pushing

Stumpy1 said:

I do it....its just plain fun. Espeacially around girls

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lol so true

I love to get naked and do these after I've stretched the shit out of my penis--especially after the BTC's.

ItsElectric said:

Haha, I used to always just stand around and do these for no real reason.. I tried seeing how loud of a 'SLAP' i could make :D

-ItsElectric

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And now we have a reason!!

I love swinging, I love slapin' the dick against the leg///women go crazy over that shit.

ItsElectric said:

Haha, I used to always just stand around and do these for no real reason.. I tried seeing how loud of a 'SLAP' i could make :D

-ItsElectric

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ROFLMFAO ME TOO


What it does for me, is bring the flaccid out from hiding, so if its turtled to 2.5' and i do these i can bring it back up to 4-4.5