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Here's a question that I'm puttin up here because I've got no real idea where else to put this, but before the question; the set-up. Been with my curent gal goin' on 5 years now and she's just one hot shit. Gorgeous, smart, funny and sexy like you wouldn't fukkin' believe. She's adventerous and not shy at all in bed. I've been doin' Penis Enlargement now for a lousy six months or so, but I've gained about an inch in length and a full half or better in girth (thanks everybody!) and my gal pal just can't get enough; there's no such thing as a "forbidden zone" when it comes to sex. Matter of fact she's a little suBathmateissive and kinda gets off on the pain when I assault that sweet li'l ass of hers which leads her to tell me that she can't wait for "more of me". Here's the complete swing of the conversation, see if you can follow this: I've got an old truck that I just WILL NOT give up, it's old, it's ugly, it ain't too quick, but it hauls my fat ass all over the planet. I call it the Ancient Warrior because I've got damn near a quarter million miles on it, it's been totalled twice and I'm still driving it and my Ol' Lady doesn't miss one day of teasing me about. And I keep tellin' her one day I'm gonna convert her from a Girlie-Girl into a full-fledged Ancient Warrior Mechanic. She just rolle her eyes and continues with life.
BUT ONE DAY !!
We were teasin back and forth and she told me, (here it comes) that the day she'd stick her head under my hood and spin wrenches is the day I grow a ten-inch dick!! Well let me tell you; just the thought of seeing that gave me all kinds o' new inspiration. I got about 2.5-3" to go, so I'm gonna redouble my efforts see just how close I can really come and in what time frame.
So here's the question: Has anybody else ever gotten some kinda off-the-wall promise from their wife/girlfriend/main-squeeze/other, for acheiving any specific gains? Sexual or otherwise?. I gotta admit that this one took me by surprise as much as it just plain cracked my ass up. So how'bout it guys, what's your Ol' Lady promised you?!
BUT ONE DAY !!
We were teasin back and forth and she told me, (here it comes) that the day she'd stick her head under my hood and spin wrenches is the day I grow a ten-inch dick!! Well let me tell you; just the thought of seeing that gave me all kinds o' new inspiration. I got about 2.5-3" to go, so I'm gonna redouble my efforts see just how close I can really come and in what time frame.
So here's the question: Has anybody else ever gotten some kinda off-the-wall promise from their wife/girlfriend/main-squeeze/other, for acheiving any specific gains? Sexual or otherwise?. I gotta admit that this one took me by surprise as much as it just plain cracked my ass up. So how'bout it guys, what's your Ol' Lady promised you?!