Facial hair

Man, I used to care about this sort of thing, but now fuck it. To save money I'm not getting a haircut for a year (also because I'm lazy and don't care) and not shaving. I used to not go for the beard because my chin would grow in patchy when I was younger, but now I'm giving it a shot again and it seems like it'll be all right now. This is interesting though because it puts this shit into perspective of our reasons for caring about facial hair and other things. It seems obvious why we would care on the surface, but deep down there's some other stuff going on I think.

iwant8inches said:

Man, I used to care about this sort of thing, but now fuck it. To save money I'm not getting a haircut for a year (also because I'm lazy and don't care) and not shaving. I used to not go for the beard because my chin would grow in patchy when I was younger, but now I'm giving it a shot again and it seems like it'll be all right now. This is interesting though because it puts this shit into perspective of our reasons for caring about facial hair and other things. It seems obvious why we would care on the surface, but deep down there's some other stuff going on I think.

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Not shaving for a year? Dude, you've got to send us pics.

lol, well I started NOT shaving just a few weeks ago so it'll be next January or thereabouts. The haircut will probably get me for sure as I kind of have always despised long hair. I don't give two shits about my facial hair though. So lol, if I make it a full year sure why not.

Men who have facial hair have bigger dicks.....proven by a study recently done

so, that would probably mean that DLD would look a lil' APenis Enlargement-ISH or some shit then. Hopefully, after my year is up more WOMEN are aware of this study RED.

yeah hope they do, facial hair = bigger dick BUT it doesnt have to be a large beard or anything else, *ahem* apparently the study said that its bigger according to the style, so its like brownie points if you will....nah inch points Ignore me I've been murder to work with I must be having another breakdown.

I'm going to re-style myn tommorow and remove the side burns and see how it looks with just the moustache and goatee trimmed and if its not how I like it I'll cut it all off and just leave a 'U' shape going from the bottom of the chin to the sides of the lips .... bestway to describe it, you've all seen that style .. its just a small piece of facial hair.

Also anyone got any facial hair stories? I have one. My manager told me to get the 'thing' shaved off as it looked a mess and I didnt look the part, I simply replied that its my choice, it isnt in my contract to not have facial hair, it doesnt interfere with my job, its trimmed and no one has complained about it ... finally its my body and its not doing anyone harm so it stays.....never had trouble with the ole bat since.

REDZULU2003 said:

I'm going to re-style myn tommorow and remove the side burns and see how it looks with just the moustache and goatee trimmed and if its not how I like it I'll cut it all off and just leave a 'U' shape going from the bottom of the chin to the sides of the lips .... bestway to describe it, you've all seen that style .. its just a small piece of facial hair.

Also anyone got any facial hair stories? I have one. My manager told me to get the 'thing' shaved off as it looked a mess and I didnt look the part, I simply replied that its my choice, it isnt in my contract to not have facial hair, it doesnt interfere with my job, its trimmed and no one has complained about it ... finally its my body and its not doing anyone harm so it stays.....never had trouble with the ole bat since.

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Haha, yeah I shaved my beard a few weeks ago and now I just have sideburns. I might still give that hair thing a go, but facial hair just doesn't agree with me.

Okay, here's a facial hair story for ya. I got a full beard that I trim the cheeks of to kinda square it up a little so I can offset these damn "savin'-up-nuts-for-the-winter-time" cheeks a little bit and then I trim cutouts on either side of the soul patch. But what my ol' lady likes the most, (for whatever reason), is that I've grown the goat out like a fu manchu. She likes leadin' me 'round by it and just grabbin' and tuggin' on it. Well, one day after a fairly long "conversation" with little Pocahontas in the canoe I picked my head up and between my fu and her coochie were these big long ropy silver come threads. Looked like the damn Niagara Falls! She took one look and just about died. She didn't know whether to be grossed out or turned on...went back and forth from, "EEEwwww"....to "OOoooo" several times. She was just gettin' into it when I had to blow "the moment" all to hell with the joke about the 11 year old kid who asked his Dad what a vagina looked like.
You know; when Dad says, "Well son, before sex; think of a delicate tropical flower gracefully unfolding in the glistening of the morning dew....after sex?
Think of a bull dog chewin' mayonnaise!" Am I romantic, or what?

Yeeehahahaahah what a story, nearly pissed me pants

Yeah anyways I did what I said I would and shaved it all off and left the 'U' shape goatee which starts at the lip corners and descends to the chin, leaving a clear space between the chin and the bottom lip so its a 'U' shape of hair, looks cool and much better than the past style I had.

With this and my hair style which is sorta half spiked on top and brushed smooth at the sides it looks pretty neat I must say.

Workin' on yer Niagagra Falls any time soon, though ?

I dont understand the humour, please clarify.

Lookit my post (#29 above) and you'll figger it out!