Body Orgasm

On Father's Day, I mentioned it at dinner to my wife and daughter, (just joking). No, it wasn't at dinner.

My daughter, who has gone to a "sex toys party," was interested. The Mrs. made a sour face. She's obviously not ready to chase me around the house to strap it on.


LMAO
 
Yeah, for the record, I know this is totally gay, but

I tried this thing. Follow the directions, etc., nothing.

Basically I was just laying there on my side with my knee held up to my chest and some plastic thing shoved in my ass.

I pretty much ended up just pulling it out after five minutes, taking a shit, taking a shower and cutting my losses.

Don't bother, well, I guess unless you already know you like stuff in your ass. Maybe then this would do something for you.
 
Engorged said:
Yeah, for the record, I know this is totally gay, but

I tried this thing. Follow the directions, etc., nothing.

Basically I was just laying there on my side with my knee held up to my chest and some plastic thing shoved in my ass.

I pretty much ended up just pulling it out after five minutes, taking a shit, taking a shower and cutting my losses.

Don't bother, well, I guess unless you already know you like stuff in your ass. Maybe then this would do something for you.
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lol wow I can honestly say that reading that made me lol ...totally gay :D
 
Girthius said:
I've always heard that if a man gets his prostrate stimulated during sex, his cock can jump out another 1" to 2" in length!Whether it's true or not, who knows?Anyone here want to experiment with this idea, and report back?
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Girthius, Where did you hear that? That is INSANE! Ive never heard of that.
 
Engorged said:
Yeah, for the record, I know this is totally gay, but

I tried this thing. Follow the directions, etc., nothing.

Basically I was just laying there on my side with my knee held up to my chest and some plastic thing shoved in my ass.

I pretty much ended up just pulling it out after five minutes, taking a shit, taking a shower and cutting my losses.

Don't bother, well, I guess unless you already know you like stuff in your ass. Maybe then this would do something for you.
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Hey Engorged,You have to follow the instructions on how to use this device. You don,t just stick it up your shitter, lie on your side and hope for the best. Read Big Boss again. ot go to www.Aneros.com. Read and follow the instructions.
 
Wow this is totally new to me. It actualy makes me very curious. I sure would like to feel that body orgasm but the ideia of sticking that huge device into my ass just scares me. I am heterosexual needless to say.. Also I wouldn't like if someone found out I used that. Not that I have anything against that, I am quite open minded but most people would make fun of that and start thinking I was gay or a freak.
When I was a kid I once had intestinal problems and a doctor had to put his fingers on my ass to make me take a shit and I think I passed away for a few seconds due to the intense pain that caused me. That's a good reason to get freaked out just by looking at that probe.
 
British prick said:
Hey Engorged,You have to follow the instructions on how to use this device. You don,t just stick it up your shitter, lie on your side and hope for the best. Read Big Boss again. ot go to www.Aneros.com. Read and follow the instructions.
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Trust me, man. I did the whole shabang. I didn't just stick it in my ass and expect it to do something. I followed that shit to the T.

Nothing.
 
Girthius said:
I've always heard that if a man gets his prostrate stimulated during sex, his cock can jump out another 1" to 2" in length!Whether it's true or not, who knows?Anyone here want to experiment with this idea, and report back?
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My missus has done it to me during sex a few times and it does give you an amazing intense orgasm,it doesn't make your cock any bigger but as you start to cum you start to kegal involentarily which forces more blood in which makes you harder for the length of the orgasm.
 
For those in this thread that feel uncomfortable about getting there anus touched are you also uptight about getting the perinium touched?
 
Would be nice if our penis's could actually 'jump out' a few extra inches.
 
It's weird. Although owning and using one of these would make me no less hetrosexual I still associate sticking things up your arse as being gay.

When you think about it it is in no way gay. I'm tempted to get one if they really are that good.. . . . As long as my friends don't know about it
 
There are actually multiple sizes, and you can tailor what your ready to try if you have issues! I have not achieved the total body orgasm, but I've been near enough to keep trying. I use one of the smaller ones, but I am very sporadic in my attempts. I think this would be good for some one that can follow a dedicated program of Penis Enlargement and maybe encapsulate into their Penis Enlargement program!
 
Selutz;538229 said:
This is the most hilarious post I ever read on any forum. I just laughed my ass off.
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Hahahahaha. I didn't notice this before.

Whilst were on the topic, any time my girl gives me a rimjob during a blowjob, my penis always swells and gets much harder. I don't kegel when she goes down on my ass, it just seems to happen involuntarily. I wouldn't say my penis 'jumps out', but it definitely gets a little more engorged.
 
Alpha Body Jelq produced amazing explosions!
 
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